ChasDancey
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Joined 07-02-10, id: 2429709, Profile Updated: 08-09-11
Author has written 3 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

I like things. (I know, so descriptive- I am just that descriptive.)

I like languages (I know slight German and French- obviously the important phrases were taught to me in French, you know, ones for everyday conversation- "Le chat est sur la chaise!" and of course, "Le singe est sur la branche" (please somebody get this reference), you know, important things.) I believe that if you are visiting another country and you know absolutely none of the language spoken there, memorize the swear words. It will allow you to know when somebody is pissed the hell off with you, thus saving you from possible decapitation. This is just my theory, jus' sayin'.

I like music (because that isn't vague at all). My two favourites are the Pixies and m-flo. And then everyone else like, say, Fall Out Boy, Big Bang, 2NE1, Kid Cudi, Doping Panda, Pogo, Big D and the Kids Table, The Wombats, LMFAO, Steve Aoki, Die Fantastischen Vier, Epik High, Dropkick Murphys, Flogging Molly, The Distillers, The Dresden Dolls- and I'll just stop this could go on for ages.

I like... dancing! But I'm horrendous. I'll stick to my "shopping cart", "ping-pong", "stirring the pot", "the sprinkler", and my sad excuse of a Waltz.

I like people. Seriously guys. I'm serial right now. Hi. Hello. Hey. Drop me a line yo.

I tend to overuse the word "bro" (and its siblings and cousins) once I know someone's okay with me calling them that. It's a phase. Probably.

I like The Mighty Boosh, Nevermind the Buzzcocks, Oddities, Escape to the Country, Little Britain, and I don't really watch that much TV anymore... so... yeah. Oh! And I love the History Channel. I'm lame like that. Hayle yeah.

Mae West. CL. Gypsy Rose Lee. Bettie Page.

Writing. Reading. Adventure. Mayhem. Camping. Canoeing. Exploring. Concerts. Plays.

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The Life of a Hockey Star's Girlfriend by Tsunade-chan reviews
The utterly uneventful life of Amelia Bonnefoy, well not really, but sort of. genderbending. AmeCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/12/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
The Nightshift by blushuu reviews
"Welcome to McDonalds. You want it? We have it." CanAme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Canada, America - Complete
Humanity by Darkness is My Savior reviews
All America ever wanted was to be recognized. Does that really make him a bad person? Really quick drabble. Please enjoy! Human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
The Best in the World by IlluminatedShadow reviews
Matthew first walks into the coffeehouse and meets a barista who makes the best hot chocolate in the world. Three years later, he realizes that the hot chocolate wasn't the only best thing in the world in the coffee shop. AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,820 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/10/2011 - England/Britain, Canada - Complete
PruCan FMLs by TheFirstDarkblood reviews
Today, for once, I managed to get my boyfriend's mind off the hockey game. I muted the TV and cuddled up to him. Only thirty seconds into snuggling, he shoved me onto the floor and screamed, "GOAL!" FML
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,618 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Prussia, Canada
Devestation by Sybil Corvax reviews
The Asian Wars. World War 3. A bomb dropped on Indonesia changes everything. New Alliances, bonds destruction, devastation. It's no different than what it was over a century ago. War is always the same, no matter what the date. AU for WW3
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,985 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Canada, England/Britain
Movie Night by Triangular Prism reviews
Alfred suddenly forces a movie night on Matthew, who is not amused. Who knew there was an ulterior motive all along?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
The Purrfect Gift by Warpath Grizzly reviews
It was a beautiful spring day in Ottawa and Canada couldn't have been happier. Not everyone is feeling the same way; across the room sits a very depressed looking Greece. But Matthew has just the thing to cheer him up. Oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Canada, Greece - Complete
History Class VS Hetalia by Potatostien reviews
The contries and me sit down often. When we do, I tell them the things my History class thinks about them to fine out what they need to impove on.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2010
Chasing Cars by Little Miss Umbreon reviews
-SongFic- Snow Patrol 'Chasing Cars' Canada/Ukraine. 'If I lay here If I just lay here Would you lie with me and just forget the world'
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Canada, Ukraine - Complete
Didn't You Know? by CrystalThunder reviews
Matt is fed up with being invisible. Can his brother, Alfred, cheer him up? A USXCanada one-shot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Canada, America - Complete
At Two in the Morning by mannersminded reviews
Al is cold. Matt just wants to sleep. Even the best bro can be a pain in the ass.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Canada, America - Complete
A Raging Election by starshards reviews
Matthew wishes to discuss a personal matter, and, much to Arthur's horror the person that he wants to discuss it with is -him-. Canada/ England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/26/2008 - England/Britain, Canada - Complete
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Split Personalities reviews
A super short to me inspired by my politics teacher going on and on about Canada-America relationships, particularly two majorly conflicting sides. Just a little bromance hehe
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Canada, America - Complete
Why Do I Even Know You? reviews
Lovino questions why he hangs out with the drunk Canadian. Lame summary for lame story, a-boo-yeah.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Canada, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
It's Kind of Their Thing reviews
A manly fluff story, a "man-fluff", France has possessed me and put a totally dirty connotation on that innocent combination of innocent words, pertaining to the brotherhood of the North American twins. A one-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Canada, America - Complete