Yo, peeps!

You've made it to ToMeWithLove's profile, BITCHES!

This is AOL here(not the shitty Internet service), one half of the duo that is ToMeWithLove.

What do we do? Well, we flame the crap out of idiots who think they can WRITE(yes, I've turned to the dark side and got a partner while doing so). I find it hilarious to see such shitty stories being written. I find it even funnier when the "author" thinks it's the best and worthy of an award or something. So, I find it my duty -- our duty -- to put these bitches in their place because very few people will. As far as I know, we're both pretty harsh(because we don't have any problem telling you to go kill yourself if we feel it is necessary that you do so). Who is harsher is for you to decide. I find we have different degrees of harshness. Either way, we'll flame your ass and feel very happy about it. :-) Flaming makes us smile.

So, some stuff about AOL:

I'm of the human race. In fact, I'm of the FEMALE race. Amazing!

My age is of no concern. I'm smarter than you, no matter how old I am.

I live on the earth. Yes, yes, I do.

My best friend is my partner in crime. :-) You'll meet her in a sec.

And I'm a faithful follower of Flame Rising. JOIN THE REVOLUTION!

No, really. FR is the shit. Praise him. PRAISE HIM! HALLELUJAH!

Love ya, Big Brother Flame!

Now, handing the mic over to SLO. What up, SLO?

The ceiling! And the flames...THAT RISE! yayay! FLAME RISING!

Anyway. We're harsh. If you PM us with shit like..."Omigod! How could you?" ..

We will laugh and your e-mail will promptly be deleted _

So for our benefit...feel free to e-mail

And we will feel free to tell you to go jump off a cliff and land in a rocky lake full of killer sharks if we feel necessary.

Groucho Marx is our hero : )

Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.

Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?

And I want to thank you for all the enjoyment you've taken out of it.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.

We would like everyone to know:

EVERYTHING we flame goes onto our watch list.

So don't feel special when you look and see that you're on our watch list.

We just like to see if you have taken your "story" down.

So now we leave. See you in our flames!!

Oh, and although this wouldn't normally be done, I feel the need to do so because I can't flame anymore of this guy's shit and his PM system is disabled. Trying to avoid the truth, I see.

man okay u can flame! first off this is my first fic second i blanked out jackass because i didn't know if words like that were okay and didn't want to get thrown off the sight also i don't have a comp. of my own and didn't want anyone to accidently see it btw i'm in highscool oh and i'm going to flame your sorry fucking ass into the next millenium and double that if you're a fucking slasher

i am dragon hear me roar
okay u heared me now fuckoff bastard

--Dude, if anything, your first fic should at LEAST be filled with correct spelling and mostly proper grammar. You know, so people don't automatically assume you're retarded. It helps.

Second, you can't get thrown off this site. It's run by one poor man who couldn't give two shits about whether or not you swore in your fucked-up story. If you don't believe me, look it up on Wikipedia. And I say that your computer situation isn't an excuse. If you were so scared of somebody seeing it, then you shouldn't have written it. It would have been better that way. I assume you're not afraid anymore since you just typed that out.

The fact that you're in high school makes me all the more disturbed. Really. If you're in high school and you write THAT bad, I say your school isn't doing a very good job at teaching you the basics of spelling and grammar. And don't tell me you couldn't spellcheck. There is such a thing as an online spellchecker. They work absolute WONDERS.

Flame my sorry fucking ass, you say? Into the next millennium, even? Well, that's already a failed cause since neither SLO or I have a story posted on this account. So, too bad for you. Let's just hope the people who know about this account and know who we are very few people know about this don't blow our cover and give away our real accounts. That'd be unfortunate. And by "slasher" do you mean if I like slash? Because I (AOL) do. You'd have to ask SLO if she likes it or not because I'm not totally sure.

"i am dragon hear me roar". Ha! If that was supposed to be intimidating, then I pity you. But continue. Your stupidity makes me giggle.

See? AOL and SLO can be -fairly- nice. I didn't tell you to kill yourself, right?

Actually...

Dragon boy, go kill yourself. We fucking hate you, anyway.

And that's the magic of public humiliation. Marvelous!

--AOL--