Chopstick Legend
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Joined 04-14-03, id: 369675, Profile Updated: 01-08-10
Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, and Hogan's Heroes.

Hi everybody! I hope you enjoy my work. If you haven't noticed my spelling and grammer is not wonderful. I can usually tell if something is spelt wrong but I generally don't know the correct spelling so I spell phenetically and hope the spell checker knows what I'm on about.

I am addicted to Nancy Drew, Hardy Boys and Harry Potter books. Half my book shelf is covered in them. (And it really annoys my mum.) As yet however I have not been able to find another Nancy Drew or Hardy Boys fan in Australia. If you fit this catagory feel free to email me! I am also addicted to Hogan's Heroes and have recently written a Hogan's Heroes fan fiction.

Favourite books: Harry Potter, Nancy Drew, Hardy Boys, The Three Investigators (should be a section for this) Agatha Christie, Redwall, Brother Cadfael

Favourite movie: Umm...Probably ether The Princess Bride or LotR The Two Towers.

Favourite TV shows: Hogan's Heroes, New Tricks, Blue Heelers

Favourite quotes:

"My name is Indigo Montoya, you killed my father. Prepare to die!" Indigo Montoya, The Princess Bride

"Not remotely!" Vissini, The Princess Bride

"That's not bad for a pointy eared elfish princeling. I myself am sitting pretty on 43." Gimli, The Lord of the Rings, The Two Towers. (Extended edition, I think. Sorry)

"You must find me a shrubbery!" Knights of Ne, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"Shall I describe it to you, or would you like me to find you a box?" Legolas, The Lord of the Rings, The Two Towers

"I know nothing! Nothing!" Shultz, Hogan's Heroes

"It's impossible! It just can't be done! And here is how we are going to do it!" Colonel Hogan, Hogan's Heroes

Favourite songs: Bohemian Rapsody, Anything from Monty Python, Anything from Tom Lehrer, The Horoscope song, Anything from Les Miserables and any Andrew Lloyd Webber musicals.

Up coming fics: I have found my back up CD! Yay! Something should happen now...

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Off The Record by JustifyingEvil reviews
First Chief O'Hara goes missing and now Robin. Commissioner Gordon and Batman must find them and fast before it's too late.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,268 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 6/20/2018 - Batman/Bruce Wayne, Robin/Dick Grayson, Commissioner James Gordon, Chief O'Hara - Complete
Alda, Bryn and Jerome by Trouble in Fairyland reviews
Soon after striking a friendship with a young man called Bryn, an incident at the local tavern leads to Gilan's suspension from the Ranger Corps. Furious with himself, Gilan is uncertain as to what his future holds. Little does anyone know, he needn't worry. A terrible plot is afoot, and Gilan, Bryn, Halt, Will and Evanlyn will be tested to their limits in order to save Araluen.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,259 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/25/2015 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Gilan, Bryn - Complete
A Sergeant's Guilt by ColHogan reviews
Hogan and the men are in the barracks enjoying some free time when a shot comes through the window and seriously injures Hogan.But when the shooter is revealed,they can't believe it.**2011 PBA winner:Silver-Best Long Drama. Bronze-Best OC/Sgt. Dietrich.**
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 27 - Words: 71,967 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - H. Schultz, R. Hogan - Complete
To Serve and Protect by Dusha reviews
The threat of tragedy brings to light many previously unknown stories and creates new ones. In their business, everyone lives on secrets and lies. The worst, however, are those kept among friends. Chapter 8 posted.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,796 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - J. Kinchloe, R. Hogan
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The Hardest Task reviews
The Heroes must deal the hardest of tasks - coping with the loss of a friend. *Warning:Character death*
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2011 - J. Kinchloe, R. Hogan - Complete
The Major and the Tunnel reviews
Major Hochstetter has found the tunnels! Will he expose all or will divine intervention save Hogan and his men from the firing squad? WARNING:Character death Non graphic
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Hochstetter - Complete
The Waiting Game reviews
With most of the heroes out on a mission, what is Kinchloe thinking as he awaits their return?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1/8/2010 - J. Kinchloe - Complete
Ten Little Hogwartians reviews
Is Sirius Black the murder people think he is? Has Hagrid gone homicidal? Has Dumbledore turned evil? Who knows what will happen when ten people get trapped in Hogwarts. Based on Agatha Christie's 'And then there were none'. Warning: Character deaths.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,885 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Sirius B., Albus D. - Complete
Final Words reviews
Remus writes in his diary after You Know Who's defeat.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Remus L. - Complete
The Hogwarts hide and seek game reviews
It's holiday time and Dumbledore has organised a hide and seek game for the remaining students. One student is proving very hard to find however!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/12/2003 - Complete
The Hogwarts Court Case reviews
Two of the Hogwarts Professors are sueing each other. Who will win?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/2/2003 - Complete
Play School confused reviews
Two of the most unlikly HP characters have found their way into an ABC kids program. Fun unfolds.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/27/2003 - Complete