I LOVE NARWHALS !!!!!

Name: Sofia

Age: 11

Hair: Brownish

Eyes: Blue\Grey

Animals: Narwhals

Movies: Toy Story

T.V: Law and Order, House, South Park, The Simpsons, Glee

Candy: Anything chocolate

Sports: Soccer\Swimming

Songs: Boulevard of Broken Dreams, Lose Yourself

Bands: Green Day, My Chemical Romance, Eminem, Adele, Lady GaGa, Foster the People, Evanescence, Linkin Park

Books: Okay, this might go on a while, The Mortal Instruments , Gregor the Overlander, The Hunger Games, Maximum Ride series, Percy Jackson, Harry

Potter, The Lorien Legacies, The Maze Runner, The Gone series, A Series of Unfortunate Events,

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Quotes

House M.D. :

"...there's no I in 'team'. There is a me, though, if you jumble it up."

"Our bodies break down, sometimes when we're 90, sometimes before we're even born, but it always happens and there's never any dignity in it. I don't care if you can walk, see, wipe your own ass. It's always ugly. Always. You can live with dignity, we can't die with it."

"Pretty much all the drugs I prescribe are addictive and dangerous."

“I teach you to lie, cheat, and steal, and as soon as my back's turned you wait in line?”

“You know me. Hostility makes me shrink up like a... [pauses] I can't think of a non-sexual metaphor.”

“[Houses' patient has just collapsed]
This is exactly why I created nurses. Clean up on aisle three!”

Her leg hurts after running six miles. Who knows? Could be anything."

Maximum Ride

“De tall, dark vun--dere's nothing special about him at all," ter Borcht said dismissively of Fang, who hadn't moved since the doctor had come in.
Well, he's a snappy dresser," I offered. One side of Fang's mouth quirked.”

“So there you have it, the extent of my charms: brown hair and eyes like unbarfed chocolate. I'm a lucky girl."

“I don't damsel well. Distress, I can do. Damseling? Not so much.”

“You mean other than the wings? I once ate nine snicker bars in a row without barfing. It was a record.”

"Wake up! Snap out of it! You stupid jerk! I am going to kill you if you die on me!”

“Some kids get called 'bundles of joy' or 'slices of heaven' or 'dreams come true.' We got 'the fifty-fourth generation of DNA experiments.' Doesn't have the same warm and fuzzy feel. But maybe I'm oversensitive.”

“I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!"

“You stand out like a fart in a church.”

“do you ever have dirty thoughts about spongebob?”

“Yeah, and so Max and Dylan are supposed to, like, go to Germany and have kids together," I heard Gazzy say.
My eyes popped open and I bolted upright. "What?" Fang said, his voice icy.
"Gazzy!" I yelled.
Wide blue eyes looked at me in surprise, then back at Fang's stoic face. "Oh. Was I not supposed to say anything?" Gazzy asked.”

“Then, Holden, the little Fang gang kid, came out of nowhere with an apparent death wish. He raced directly toward the maniac with the gun shrieking something that sounded like " I am Starfishhh!”

The Mortal Instruments

"...Have you fallen in love with the wrong person yet?'
Jace said, "Unfortunately, Lady of the Haven, my one true love remains myself."
..."At least," she said, "you don't have to worry about rejection, Jace Wayland."
"Not necessarily. I turn myself down occasionally, just to keep it interesting."

"I'll just have them change demonology text books from ‘almost extinct' to 'not extinct enough for Alec.He prefers his monsters really, really extinct. Will that make you happy?"

“I’m pure at heart. It repels the dirt.”

"Mom. I have something to tell you. I’m undead. Now, I know you may have some preconceived notions about the undead. I know you may not be comfortable with the idea of me being undead. But I’m here to tell you that undead are just like you and me…Well, okay. Possibly more like me than you."

"JESUS!"
"I doubt he would fit in here"

"Why do you like him?, he seems to like you. i saw him going for your hand out there like a squirrel diving for a peanut"

"Have you tried talking to her?"
"No. We have been punching her in the face repeatedly. What, you don't think that will work?"

" I am a man, and men do not comsume pink bevrages. Get thee gone, woman, and bring me something brown."

"Well, I'm not kissing the mundane,' said Jace. 'I'd rather stay down here and rot.'
'Forever? Said Simon. 'Forever's and awfully longtime.'
Jace raised his eyebrow s. 'I knew it,' he said. 'You want to kiss me, don't you?'

"And what about us? Do you want a vampire boyfriend?" He laught betterly.
Because I foresee many romantic picnics in our furture. You, drinking a virgin pina colada. Me, dinking the blood of a virgin'"

The Hunger Games

“Here’s some advice. Stay alive.”

“You’ve got about as much charm as a dead slug.”

Entrails. No hissing. This is the closest we will ever come to love.

District Twelve. Where you can starve to death in safety.

But in District 12, where the word tribute is pretty much synonymous with the word corpse, volunteers are all but extinct.

Exactly how am I supposed to work a thank-you in there? Somehow it just won’t seem as sincere if I’m trying to slit his throat

You know, now that we’ve gotten rid of all the hair and filth, you’re not horrible at all!