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~ K Y L I E K A T ~

Gryffinclaw. Highschooler. American.

Name: Kylie... if you hadn't gathered that by now then...

Age: I'll give you a hint... I *sadly* can't drive yet

Birthday: It's in December...

Phone Number: No way lol

Hobbies: Writing, reading, eating lol, Netflix, singing, and sleeping

OTP(s): Percabeth, Scorose, Dramione, Blinny, Ramy (I think that's the ship name, Idk. Doctor Who)

Favorite color: Royal Purple

Favorite song(s): Friends Don't by Maddie & Tae, Lose Yourself by Eminem, Return to Pooh Corner and Celebrate Me Home by Kenny Loggins, Butterfly Kisses by Bob Carlisle, and That's My Kind of Night by Luke Bryan (some of these should give you an idea on where I'm from)

Movies: Spider-Man: Homecoming, Spider-Man: Far From Home, The Impossible, basically anything with Tom Holland, The Harry Potter series, and many more

TV Shows: Docter Who, Star Trek: Next Generation, The Flash, Friends, Grey's Anatomy, Stranger Things

Books: Percy Jackson, Harry Potter, Divergent, Matched, Iron Trial, and many, many more! Honestly, I could go on for YEARS.

“Sing like no one’s listening, love like you’ve never been hurt, dance like nobody’s watching, and live like it’s heaven on earth.” – Mark Twain

If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life what would it be?

Ramen...no nevermind its soup dumplings

How many times a day do you look in the mirror?

Idk, I look in the mirror when I'm plucking my eyebrows, brushing my teeth, doing my hair and makeup, washing my hands, contemplating my existence

What do you value most in a friendship?

Honesty

What do you bring most to a friendship?

Awkward humor and a big mouth

What's something you never leave home without?

My head...nevermind sometimes I forget that, so it would have to be my self-confidence issues

If you had 2 hours left to live what would you do?

Spend as much time with my family as possible... I don't do that often enough

What makes you feel safe?

Home

What do you want people to say about you when you're gone?

She was a girl to remember!

What's the best money you ever spent?

Two months late Christmas presents for one of my best friends

What's a bad habit you have?

Procrastinating (I'm procrastinating doing chores right now)

What are you grateful for?

My amazing friends and family as well as my life because I could lose it any minute

Who are you envious of?

I'd like to think no one... but that's probably not true lol...So it would have to be my best friend for her amazing grades

Who do you admire?

J.K. Rowling... she's so AMAZING

What superpower would you most like to have?

Mind-reading or super intelligence

If you won 100 million dollars what would you buy first?

I wouldn't buy anything, I would pay off my families debt and then put the rest of it in a bank account so that I have money to go to college

What's the best sound in the world?

Country music and the sound of real laughter

What crime have you considered committing?

Cheating on a state standardized test

What do you want people you meet for the first time to think about you?

She seems like such a nice person! (but that's not gonna happen because I have a resting-bitch face and I'm really judgemental and quiet at first)

What are you most afraid of?

The important people in my life dying...I don't fear my own death though

What type of person angers you most?

People who feel they are entitled because of their last name or how much money their parents make... aka the popular kids

What upsets/annoys you the most?

HOMEWORK... I know I sound pretty typical but it really sucks sometimes having these huge projects

What weapon would you carry during a Zombie Apocalypse?

A zombie laser-thingamajiggy. Do those even exist??

What's a reoccurring dream you have?

A reoccurring dream that I've had since I was really little is little kids with those little kids sneaker playing on one of those metal jungle gyms and shaking that little metal bridge that connects them and there isn't enough space on the jungle gym and then I'm being pulled forward in the air over some kind of dessert towards the moon which isn't in outer space and is in a waxing crescent phase. The moon states in a woman's voice that I'm a princess or something like that. After that everything just turns white and there is a big monster truck tire and a small little flower, then the tire rolls over the flower and it makes a squeak but it rolls backward and the flower pops right back up even though it's slightly damaged. I have really vivid dreams.

What is your greatest weakness?

I don't have the best people skills so I say things that sound fine in my head but are really offensive. I got bullied a lot so I think it's a self-defense mechanism. It's gotten to the point where some people have referred to me as a bitch behind my back. Tough luck, I needed to grow a thicker skin and not allow people to walk all over me.

What is your greatest strength?

I keep going through life despite all of the obstacles I face and will continue to face for the rest of my life

What's your first thought when you wake up?

Oh, am I awake? Better fix that. *snore*

Which of the five senses would you keep if you could only have one?

Sight?? But I love food so taste? Idk

Where do you want to be right now?

In a cabin in the mountains, just me and my books

Or, on the flip side, back in kindergarten with all the knowledge I have right now.

If you want to stay up to date with all my stories, follow this account (shameless self-promotion).

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Update Schedule

Ha! You thought it would be that easy?!

In all seriousness, I don't really have an updated schedule other that TRYING to update as often as possible while juggling high school, chores, and family/friend time. I have a life outside of writing.

*Please note that all of my stories are updated sporadically as soon as the muse allows for a chapter to be written and "edited". Your patience is appreciated.*

FAQs

1. Have you abandoned [insert story here]?

The answer to that lovely question is always going to be NO. Whether it was last updated a month ago or has not been updated in "forever" it has not been abandoned. Please note that if I have not marked a story as complete or written ABANDONDED in the summary, then I will return to that story. It has most likely not been updated due to the fact that I either don't know how to continue the story or I just haven't got the time to do it because I have a busy life and I would rather enjoy it before I have to go off into the real world and get a job, pay bills, and take care of myself. The story will be completed at some point.

2. Can I use a scene that you have written?

Any scene that I have included in my story is my property. If you wish to use said property, you will have to pay... nevermind, I'm kidding. If you want to use a scene from one of my stories, then PM me for permission and give me a reasonable explanation for why you want to use my scene when I'm sure you could make one just as good, if not better yourself. If I let you use a scene then I ask that you please credit me when you post it.

3. Can I translate your fic into another language?

Without my permission, because it is my property, then no you can not translate my fic. Most of my stories contain multiple colloquialisms and phrases that simply do not translate in a manner that makes any rational kind of sense. Also, all of my works are incomplete a, and it's a complete waste of your time to sit and wait for me to update something in order to translate it. It doesn't matter what language you try to translate it to, which fic it is, or how skilled you believe yourself to be at translating. DO NOT TRANSLATE MY WORKS WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!

4. Can I write an ending to your story?

As stated before, I do not plan on leaving any story unfinished. Therefore, you may not complete my story for me. It belongs to me, only me. Not you, or your friends, or your mother's second cousin on her father's side. Do not complete my stories.

5. Will you write a collab with me?

Ok, I got this question in August of 2018. I'm explaining my reasoning for my answer so that other's may know why I am probably not going to do a collab. So, the author was a guy who is twice my age. He PM'd me and asked if I would write a story with him. Before I responded to him, I went and read one of his stories so that I could get a feel for his style of writing and his imagination. Now, I've read some pretty weird stuff on the interwebs, but this guy wrote a story about Hermione has been transformed into a cat and wander's across some kittens. Said kittens corner her so that they can get warm. Here's the weird part, the kittens end up forcing her into breastfeeding them. She leaves the kittens and becomes human again, but she wants to go back to the freaking kittens who freaking forced her into breastfeeding them. I have so many issues with this, for example, a cat has to either be pregnant or recently had kittens in order to lactate (I actually researched this). Sure, if they are already lactating they can adopt a kitten, but otherwise, they can't. IT MAKES NO SENSE TO ME! I can wrap my head around animagus sex, and so many other things but this is weird. I know Hermione is kind and giving, but I think even she would have a problem with this. So, the guy didn't respond when I asked if this was the story he was talking about, he sent me his email so that I could work with him. I have not responded. Moral of the story is, I'm not going to write a collab if I find something that weirds me out in previously written stories. Okay? Got it? Good.

6. What is appropriate to PM to send me?

Lately I have been having some issues with my PM box. I have been receiving multiple PM's offering to share inappropriate photos with me. One message I received stated: "Hey!!, I am wanna boyfriend who could steal my heart and soul and could make me feel joy... If u wish u can see my secret pics and videos and chat with me if you type this in google _".

First off, I know these messages and catcalls aren't supposed to be perfect or anything, but the words "I am wanna boyfriend" bother my so freaking much.

Second, and let's just get this out of the way right now: I AM AS STRAIGHT AS AN UNCOOKED SPAGHETTI NOODLE! That doesn't mean I am homophobic. My older brother is bi-sexual and one of my good friends is 99% lesbian and 1% straight.. I support the LGBTQ/LGBTQIA/LGBTQIAGNC (there are too many acronyms, but I think those three basically cover it all *hids behind bush and pleads for you not to hurt me*) community. By all means go watch the music video for Taylor Swift's new song You Need To Calm Down. I love how she staged the entire thing. I recently went to a old Methodist church that had just gotten a new female pastor. She wore a purple stole with a beautiful rainbow design on the bottom. She opened the sermon by welcoming two African American children to the church after they were adopted by a lesbian couple. She began the sermon by talking about science and astronomy. That was by far the best sermon I have ever been too. Back to my original point. The username implies that the user is a female and I am a straight, teenage, cis-gender female. I do not want to be offered nudes nor do I want people to request nudes. Just don't do it. Please don't do it.

Third, nobody, whether they be male, female, or somewhere in-between (*please don't hurt me, I'm trying very hard not to offend anyone*), needs another person to make them feel "joy". I know I certainly don't and my friend's certainly don't. I mean, we have crushes and stuff, but we don't need someone to make us happy. For TEN YEARS of my life I was in love with the idea of a guy. I knew he didn't like me and I still continued to like him. I now like/liked a guy that is two years older than me. Now, this guy confuses me by sending mixed signals. He knows I like him and sometimes he says things that makes me and others around me think he likes me, other times he does the complete opposite. He confuses me so much that I have a document where I rant about him and how much he confuses me. I know that any animal feels the need to mate just don't send me things like that. Anyway, the moral of point number three is: You. Do. Not. Need. A. Person. To. Make. You. Happy.

Fourth, I knew that, when I created an account where I would be posting things and commenting on other peoples stories, I would get messages similar to this. Please don't send these via a website to a random stranger. It is desperate and petty. And, don't use a fanfiction website because none of use want to see anything like that. If you really need to meet someone use a dating website or app, not a website made for sharing stories with the world. Or you could do what people did eight years ago when they wanted to get a date. Go out into the real world. I know, shocker, but in 2011 people would go out to bars and social places in order to meet someone. There is also an advantage to this strategy: no catfishing. When you meet someone in real life, they aren't going to have a fake face. Go out into the real world and mingle if you really want a significant other.

Fifth and finally, if you are reading this and you are being harassed, blackmailed, etc. into sharing photos or videos you don't want to share please contact someone for help. Also, please learn the story of Amanda Todd, a girl who killed herself after being made fun of when pictures of her were released on the internet, here: . And please learn the story of a young girl who killed herself a few years ago after her "friends" got a hold of pictures from a Snapchat leak. Here is the story of Tovonna Holton: .

If you or someone you know is planning to commit suicide please call the American National Suicide Hotline number: 1-800-273-8255. For other countries around the world here is a link to a list of international hotline numbers: . If you know someone who causing harm to themselves please remind them that you are there for them, even if it's in the smallest of ways. Also, please seek help from a parent/guardian, school counselor, trusted adult, law enforcement, friend, or a professional. If you want to speak with me, you are always welcome to message me. With all the crap I've been through I might have some understanding. Please know that if you contact me I will get help for you. Remember, everyone is worth living for.

WIPs

What Could Go Wrong As Head Girl? (NextGen, ScoRose)

The Never-Ending List of Lies (Pureblood!Hermione, Dramione)

It's Not Easy Being Married To A Malfoy (Post-Hogwarts, Dramione)

Rose's Name (NextGen, Veela-ish, ScoRose)

Update - 4/23/19: Hey guys, I'm back. INEBMTAM was just updated and I'm going to be posting another chapter by Sunday night. School's out in a month, so I'll be back to writing more often. SO...MORE UPDATES!!! The list for the brood will be moved to my info sheet. I'm trying to get over my writer's block on my stories. I still am having trouble with WCGWAHG and I'm probably going to end up changing the last chapter I posted, also I'm working on TNELOL and chapter 1 is almost finished. Rose's Name is going to most likely be released during the first few weeks of June and It's Called Acting has been postponed because I don't feel that it has a solid enough plot for it to be a good story.

Update - 7/18/19: Hola! Hello everyone, I have returned. I just posted the prologue for Rose's Name and I wanted to let you all know that chapter four of INEBMTAM is halfway complete and the next chapter of TNELOL is also about halfway complete. So I hope to release those in the next few weeks. WCGWAHG is now officially on hiatus. Just so everyone is aware, school starts back for me in about a month. This year I will be taking harder classes that require more of my time than they did last year. I am taking two AP (Advanced Placement) courses this year. Overall the classes I am taking include: AP Chemistry/AP Chem Lab (which is a double blocked class that counts for two science credits), AP Seminar, ALA English 3 Honors, Spanish 2 Honors, Show Choir (which I had to audition for so YAY!), Pre-Calculus Honors, and a study hall. I'm required to have 32 hours of community service before the school year ends for ALA, Beta Club, and Key Club (of which I am secretary). I am also going to be on Mock Trial this year because my mother is the new sponsor. I am still in ALA; which is my school's magnet program. The acronym stands for Academic Leadership Academy. ALA is very selective as there are only 50 students per graduating class. ALA courses are above honors courses and the program allows only ALA students to take AP Seminar and AP Research. Due to the fact that I am in the ALA program, I am required to take 7 AP courses (which have to include AP Seminar, AP Research, and AP Statistics). I'm also going into my second year of the program and in doing so am given more responsibilities as we have to give the younger grades help and things such as that. I also get to take a field trip to Georgetown this year and while we are there we get to take a tour of the White House. In February I am going to BetaCon2k20. All of this means that I'm going to have less time for writing and am going to have to be putting more time into studying, so that means less posts. I hope everyone had a good summer. Love ya'll, bye! *also, if anyone from my school is reading this then please do not come and embarrass me in public, I already get enough crap as it is*