I WRITE PARODIES. OF EVERYTHING. WHETHER I LIKE IT OR HATE IT.

What gender am I? What age am I? It doesn't really matter, this is the interbuttz. Here's all you need to know:

This is not my first FF.net account. I will not be linking to my old one, it's from me writing really, REALLY terrible anime fanfiction back in 2002. I never really expected to get back into fanfiction, until one day a certain image board gave me an awesome idea. From then on, I have been on a quest:

MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER

How, you ask? Well, that should be obvious by now.

Enjoy, I am here to entertain.