Wow what ya wanna know, well ummmm...How old am I- As old as how old I am, Where do I live-In a house on planet earth, Sex-Yes please...haha well all im gonna tell ya is I dont have a penis I think ya can figure this one out on your own. So know that we have that out of the way let me just say that I love to write, but I think that I SUCK at it. I want to appologize for how long it takes me to update...I is a slow writer -er- typer- um -whatever you get what I saying...I hope.

I AM OBSESSED WITH TWILIGHT...I dont know if it is healthy but who cares! I am so Team Edward but I have nothing against Jacob.

Ok if you havent done this yet go to Google Images and type in "107 Year Old Virgin" and have a good ol' laugh, cause I sure did-a.

Save A Horse Ride A Edward. I was bored!

DUM-DE-DE-DUM, DE-DE-DUM-DE-DE-DUM, DE-DAA-DAAAAA
DUM-DE-DE-DUM, DE-DE-DUM-DE-DE-DUM, DE-DAA-DAA-DAA-DAA-DAAAA!song I could think of

Well, I walk into the room
Passing out hundred dollar bills
And it kills and it thrills like the leather seats on my shiny Volvo
And I buy the bar a double round of crown
And everybody's getting down
An' this town ain't never gonna be the same.

Cause I saddle up my Volvo
And I Drive into Forks
I make a lot of noise
Cause the girls
They are so pretty
Driving up and down Forks
On my shiny Volvo
And the girls say
Save a horse, ride a Edward.
Everybody says
Save a horse, Ride a Edward.

Well I don't give a dang about nothing
I'm singing and Bling- Blanging
While the girls are drinking
Long necks down!
And I wouldn't trade my Volvo.
Or my Chevrolet for your Escalade
Or your freak parade
I'm the only Stupid Shiny Volvo owner left in this town

And I saddle up my Volvo
And I Drive into the city
I make a lot of noise
Cause the girls
They are so pretty
Driving up and down Forks
On my shiny Volvo
And the girls say
Save a horse, ride a Edward.
Everybody says
Save a horse, Ride a Edward.

I'm Bella Swan
That's what she said
In the back of my Volvo
As I was gettin' buzzed on suds
Out on some back country road.
We where flying high
Fine as wine, having ourselves a Edward Cullen time
And I was going, just about as far as she'd let me go.
But her evaluation
Of my Badass reputation
Had me begging for salvation
All night long
So I took her out climbing trees
Introduced her to my dog (jacob)
And played her every Mozart

And we made love
And I saddle up my Volvo
And I drive into the city
I make a lot of noise
Cause the girls
They are so pretty
Driving up and down Forks
On my shiny Volvo
And the girls say
Save a horse, ride a Edward.
Everybody says
Save a horse, Ride a Edward.

What? What?
Save A Horse Ride A Edward.
Everybody says
Save a Horse Ride A Edward.

Well, Well, Well I am probably boring you with my chatter so all I ask is that you have a lovely day and that if you have time read and reveiw my stories..please?