Favourite Animes and Manga

Yu-Gi-Oh
Card Captor Sakura
Inuyasha
Vampire Game
Sorcerer Hunters
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Rurouni Kenshin
Ranma
Samurai Deeper Kyo
Dragon Ball Z (Even if it takes over 5 eps for 5 freakin’ minutes to pass)
Read or Die
Yu Yu Hakusho
Trigun
Tenchi Muyo
.Hack//Legend of the Twilight Bracelet
Bubblegum Crisis Tokyo 2040

Favourite Couples
Yu-Gi-Oh
Main Couples
Bakura/Anzu (My personal favourite)
Malik/Anzu
Marik/Anzu
Ryou/Anzu
Yami/Anzu (though this one is getting a bit old)
Seto/Anzu (Same as this one)
Otogi/Anzu (What can I say it’s different)
Jou/Anzu (As I said before different)

Secondary Couples (These are ones that I don’t mind but I don’t really read them when they are the main ones)
Shizuka/Seto
Jou/Mai
Honda/Shizuka/Otogi (It’s just funny to read ^_^)
Yami/Isis
Seto/Isis

Yaoi/Yuri (No I don’t hate Yaoi or Yuri but I never read it unless I’m in the mood and never if their bashing a certain character)
All Yami/Hikari pairings
Seto/Jou
Anzu/Mai
Otogi/Honda

Card Captor Sakura
Main Couples
Sakura/Syaoran (this one is getting old but they are rather cute)
Tomoyo/Eriol
Yue/Sakura (My absolute fave ^_^)
Yue/Tomoyo (Hey it’s a change)
Tomoyo/Touya (I love this pairing)

Yaoi/Yuri
Sakura/ Tomoyo
Yue/Touya/Yukito

Inuyasha
Main Couples
Inuyasha/Kagome
Inuyasha/Kagome/Sesshoumaru (I love the ones when they’re altogether)
Sesshoumaru/Kagome
Kouga/Kagome (I just feel sorry for the poor guy)
Miroku/Kagome

Secondary Couples
Sango/Miroku
Sesshoumaru/Rin

Vampire Game
Main Couples
Ishtar/Darres
Ishtar/Duzell (Duzell rocks ^_^)

Neon Genesis Evangelion
Yaoi/Yuri (I can’t actually see any other couples then these happen)
Shinji/Kaworu(sp?

Sorcerer Hunters
Main Couples
Tira/Marron(it’s different)
Yaoi/Yuri
Carrot/Marron

Rurouni Kenshin
Main Couples
Kaoru/Kenshin(Battousai)
Kaoru/Soujiro
Misao/Aoshi

Ranma
Main Couples
Akane/Ranma
Akane/Ryoga

Dragon Ball Z
Main Couples
Trunks/Pan

Yu Yu Hakusho
Main Couples
Yusuke/Keiko(they don’t have many of them)
Hiei/Botan
Kurama/Botan

Trigun
Main Couples
Meryl/Vash
Meryl/Knives
Milly/Nicolas

Crossover Yu Yu Hakusho/Inuyasha
Kagome/Hiei
Kagome/Kurama

That was a lot. I’ll add more if I think of more.

Funny Stuff

Your Daily Moment of Zen (Modified to reflect contemporary wisdom):

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just leave me the hell alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
3. it’s always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your
neighbour's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
4. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.
5. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
6. No one is listening until you fart.
7. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
8. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
9. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
10. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
11. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
13. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
14. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
15. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield.
16. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
17. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
18. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
19. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
20. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
21. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
22. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
23. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
24. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
25. We are born naked, wet, and hungry...then things get worse.

Courtroom Quotes

These are from a book called Disorder in the Court, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters - who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
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Q: Are you sexually active? A: No, I just lie there.
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Q: What is your date of birth? A: July 15th. Q: What year? A: Every year. _

Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. _

Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? A: Yes. Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory? A: I forget. Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?
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Q: How old is your son, the one living with you? A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. Q: How long has he lived with you? A: Forty-five years. _

Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning? A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" Q: And why did that upset you? A: My name is Susan. _

Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the occult? A: We both do. Q: Voodoo? A: We do. Q: You do? A: Yes, voodoo.
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Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
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Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he? _

Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
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Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? A: Yes. Q: And what were you doing at that time?
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Q: She had three children, right? A: Yes. Q: How many were boys? A: None. Q: Were there any girls?
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Q: How was your first marriage terminated? A: By death. Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
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Q: Can you describe the individual? A: He was about medium height and had a beard. Q: Was this a male, or a female?
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Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. _

Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
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Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to? A: Oral. _

Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time? A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy. _

Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
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Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? A: No. Q: Did you check for blood pressure? A: No. Q: Did you check for breathing? A: No. Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? A: No. Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor? A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing Law somewhere.

How to Fail Your TEE Exam (I really wanted to do one of these when I was doing my exams)
If you're going to go down, go down with style. Failing your final exam can actually be an amusing experience, depending on what you make of it. Here are some suggestions...
·Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.
·Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
·If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.
·Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.
·Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
·Bring cheerleaders.
·Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"
·Bring a Game Boy (or Game Gear, etc...). Play with the volume at max level.
·On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
·Bring pets.
·Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.
·Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.
·Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.
·Come into the exam wearing a pair of birkenstocks, and nothing else.
·Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.
·Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.
·Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.
·As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
·Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam. Try to get the instructor to let them stay, be persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay.
·Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.
·Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
·Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out
interesting things (DCCAB, BABE, etc..).
·Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.
·Get the exam. Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Screw this!" and walk out triumphantly.
·Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i.e. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink).
·Show up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you start to hold your mouth and make "I'm about to bring something up" sounds.).
·Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"
·Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.
·Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.
·Go to an exam for a class you have no clue about, where you know the class is very small, and the instructor would recognize you if you belonged. Claim that you have been to every lecture. Fight for your right to take the exam.
·Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say "you don't really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days of our Lives is on!!!"
·Bring a water pistol with you. Nuff said.
·From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.
·Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.
·If the exam is math/science related, make up the longest proofs you could possibly think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations.
·Come in wearing a full knight's outfit, complete with sword and shield.
·Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation.
·Bring cheat sheets FROM ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out, too) and staple them to the exam with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."
·When you walk in, complain about the heat. Strip.
·After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.
·One word: Wrestlemania.
·Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.
·Try to get people in the room to do the wave.
·Play Frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.
·Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.
·Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc... sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.
·During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.
·Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.
·Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If you are asked to stop, say "it helps me think." Bring a copy of the Student Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical instruments during finals. Don't forget to use the phrase "Told you so".
·Answer the exam with an essay of "Top Ten Reasons Why My Professor Sucks".
Subject: Oxford Dictionary's latest definitions
Divorce: Future tense of marriage.
Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end; a fool on the other.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine water power...
Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.
Conference room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouths.
Etc: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Optimist: A person who, while falling from Eiffel Tower, says midway "See, I am not injured yet."
Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Father: A banker provided by nature.
Criminal: A guy no different from the rest...except that he got caught.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

Quotes

The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.

To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.

Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest.

The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against wacking them around a little.

The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

To err is human--and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week

Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.

The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth that it prevents you from achieving.

A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.

The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.

A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.

He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.

For every person who wants to teach there are approximately thirty people who don't want to learn

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.

Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything

The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

Now I know what a statesman is; he's a dead politician. We need more statesmen

The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble to put makeup on two faces

An American is a man with two arms and four wheels.

America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy

Once in a while, right in the middle of an ordinary life, love gives us a fairy tale.

He who is quietest, often had the most to say.

Insanity – a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

You ever feel like the world’s a giant game of musical chairs and the music has stopped and we’re the only ones without chairs?

Giving someone all your love is never an assurance that they’ll love you back. Don’t expect love in return; just wait for it to grow in their hearts. But if it doesn’t, just be glad it grew in yours.

There are not enough stars in the sky to hold all of the wishes in the world.

Never fear shadows; they simply mean there is a light shining somewhere nearby.

People travel to wonder at the height of mountains, at the huge waves of the sea, at the vast compass of the ocean, at the circular motion of the stars; yet they pass by themselves without wondering.

Your life is made up of years that mean nothing, and moments that mean it all.

Not all those who wander are lost.

“Of course reality is stranger than fiction; after all, good fiction has to make sense.

Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change ready.
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
“If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it.
Love your enemies, it gets them really confused

Women who seek to be like men, lack ambition

If the world didn’t suck we’d all fall off!!!

Pain is weakness leaving the body

Love is blind for a reason

Life is one big roller coaster; it has it’s ups and downs

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

My Stories
Behind Blue Eyes
Status: Complete
Lemon: In the works (I haven’t had much time)

Lust, Desire or None of the Above.
Sequel to Behind Blue Eyes
Status: Quite a while yet, but I do have the plot worked out.

Vampire Game
Status: This is going to be a long fic, be a while before I finish this one

Random Events of Bakura
This will be randomly updated and I have no idea how long it will go for.

Well that’s the end oh and I end this biography with the words that I support every character in each and every anime, yes that means Anzu from Yu-gi-oh, Kikyou from Inuyasha and even Kuwabara from Yu Yu Hakusho and unless it is in humour I shall never bash these characters.

That and I hate DUBBERS they destroyed Yu gi oh mutilated Sorcerer Hunters and I won’t even go into Cardcaptors, though my friend came up with a term about dubbing, disneyfied.