Why is it okay to slash hetero characters and not the yaoi ones?

A : Usually when you read a hetero fanfic, my dear fellas, and especially when you see it in categories like "Slam Dunk" or "Weiss Kreuz", the most common and most utterly horrific thing about it is that there's an oc to drive all the cannon characters' attention towards that certain oc to make her the fanfic star or the center of attraction. what's even WORSE, is that the oc is commonly based on a certain personality that is something or maybe even everything the author whished to have had, if the oc itself is not self, or author-based. ^_^

while in yaoi is indeed slashing almost everyone (Save the girls, it's not yuri, but Yaoi.) in the fanfic which is sometimes quite insulting (Hey, that's according mostly to mary sue authors only. what sort of yaoi fan would acknowledge it like that? ^_^). but at least the authors didn't have to put themselves in the fanfic. Though it can still sometimes happen and its obvious when the character's a bit ooc. (Out Of Character, folks.) ^_^

Anyway, to those who might have noticed, and I mean those who have received quite a few kind words from me in the past, and those who just plainly knew of this account – Yeah, the penname have been changed from “Mean Helga Pataki” to “PurpleBitch”. ^_^

And to those who have just recently discovered this ff.net account that don’t care, and don’t have to care, well, keep your fat ass off the line. If you don’t give less than a skunk’s stinkin’ shit about it, the hell, I’m unlikely to care either. ^_^

Anyway, the penname and content of this bio may have been changed but what “Bitch” does is still the same ; Send flames. No, calm but bitchy comments is more like it. ^_^

Oh, I almost forgot – just so you won’t find yourselves wondering just why “Bitch” fed you with a flame(s), here is a small list of sorts of fanfics that I usually bother sending flames to : (They are provided with descriptions for those who have limited understanding. ^_^)

•“Mary Sues” – The sort of fanfic wherein authors put themselves in the story behind the name of their OC to be paired up with the ill-fated (Not to mention good looking) guy of their choice. ^_^

•“Parodies” – The sort of fanfic that “other” authors post not for contribution to the category but for the sake of making fun of it and irritating unsuspecting readers around. You know, if you think I’m doing this just “to make myself feel better”, like the nutty imp, an ff.et author, told me, hn, the hell, I don’t care. At least now I don’t care. I just wish you could say that to those authors who submit their parodies that totally ruin the anime. ^_^

And to those authors who say they submit parodies for the sake of humor and entertainment, you girls might as well do it properly and, without insulting the category as well as the fans. And label it instead with “Humor”. ‘Cause Parodies are meant to be insults. A sick joke that mockers the show. ^_^

•Mary Sueish Fandom Character Fanfics – “Bitch” doesn’t know what it is really called, to be honest. But these sort of fanfics are usually starred by not OC characters, but characters that came from the show itself. Although they are just as mary sueish and annoying as an OC character can be. The best examples of characters I can give you on this one are Relena (Gundam Wing), and Ayaka (Gravitation). ^_^

But fine as those “sentiments” sound, if I ever happen to actually “review” and not “flame” your fanfic, and, if it is an encouraging one too, then you might as well take no regards of what ever that is written up there. ^_^

Otherwise, reading all those “crap” up there, if that is what you want to call it, and then analyzing it and reconsidering before deciding to make a retaliation and defending your OC, your fanfic, your shit ; whatever, or the like, would be a good idea. ^_^

“Bitch” ‘s e-mail add is finally displayed, by the way, as some authors had requested, and, for your convenience as well. ^_^ (Now, don't play dumb ; You know perfectly what i mean.^_^)

And, because “Bitch” is not afraid of anyone planning to “bomb” her (As White Meteor said, “bomb”.) with many unenthusiastic replies from the authors with the most hideous faces ever. ^_^ Then again, who would bother? i just did this to shut *those* people up.

And, to all those out there who are as brain dead as a stinkin corpse, I repeat ; being a bitch and all, it is unlikely for me to make proper comments and/or suggestions.^_^

If you've got problems dealing with my not so constructive flames, then please make the clicking onto my profile at the top of your list if you feel so uncomfortable with my put downs before actually retaliate.^_^

reading my profile just for the sake of having something to throw back at me and not realising that you've already found the answers to your questions regarding my bitching is utterly pathetic. ^_^

Bitch won't be able to stop some of the fangirls from posting their mary sues all of the time, or all of the fangirls at some of the times, and most definitetly not all of them at the same time, But being the nasty tongue that she is, she, or I, will do as i please, and you *can't* stop me either. ^_^

And to quote what anonymous coward, a Parody author, had said, whom I think is the root for this username’s existence in the first place, other than those really annoying mary sues ;

“A smiling face suits you far better” ^_^

‘Get the picture? Good. ^_^

Fuck it. ^_^