H.R.Goldsworthy
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Hey my name is Holly. I love Degrassi. Everyone says I'm obsessed with Eli Goldsworthy but how can I not be he is so HOT. So anyway I'm 17. My favorite color is black but I'm not emo or goth. I have a temper and I'm bipolar. But I love to write. I'm bleach blonde and skinny but not anorexic. I go to California every summer like an alcoholic goes to rehab. Sorry that was a lame ass joke. Never going to listen to my besties again. I'm an extreme cheerleader and I love my boyfriend Anthony. Here is a list of things I do. I live in Chattanooga, Tennessee. Anthony doesn't like it that I am in love with Eli and Munro. Sorry back to the list

DANCE: mixed, ballet, hip-hop, and tap (gayest dance ever I hate it but my mom makes me)

EXTREME CHEERLEADING: I'm the one always on top because I only weigh 102 pounds, I do the most extreme tricks :) yay

QUADING:my brother Hunter taught me when I was eight.

BEING A TEEN MOMMY:yes I have kids but I won't change anything about it, twin girls. I love Erikka and Brielle. they are only a year old. (stay a teen girls and use protection, giving birth sucks it is very painful, line from Look Who's Talking, it's like squeezing a watermelon out of an opening the size of a lemon, not fun)

SOCCER: I'm the goalie

WORK: I work at subway (boring)

AND SHOP: I work part time at Old Navy and I shop all the time that's why I have two walk in closets and still that's enough room

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (just read the first paragraph of my profile)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (No matter what my friends say, I actually do eat lunch)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. (hate bugs :( ewwwyyyy)
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. (it's from cheerleading and lifting Erikka and Brielle)
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I write LEMONS, so I MUST be a twisted pervert.
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a dork or nerd
I'm a female BLACK BELT, so I MUST take steroids.
I can't SPELL, so I MUST be retarded.
I spot grammer errors but can't spell either so, I MUST be a hypocrite

LIFE STYLE PIX: (STORY WILL BE UP SOON I PROMISE, IM NEW TO FAN FICTION SO IM STILL GETTING THE HANG OF THINGS)

CLARE'S DRESS:
(ITS THE BLACK AND WHITE AMERICAN BUSTIER FLORAL DRESS)
CLARE'S SHOES:

CLARE'S GIFT SET FROM ELI:
AND
CLARE'S RING:http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.jewelryadviser.us/wp-content/uploads/amethyst-ring.jpg&imgrefurl=http://gemringstone.net/category/engagement-rings&usg=_xQGd0-ZmM9sKbreebuEnUrai25Q=&h=420&w=420&sz=30&hl=en&start=20&zoom=1&tbnid=iyRDCqiJruPPRM:&tbnh=122&tbnw=122&prev=/images:10&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=651&vpy=240&dur=1853&hovh=225&hovw=225&tx=106&ty=119&ei=2ubuTOOjLsP7lwfsktneDA&oei=febuTKG_CsKclgezlaCCCg&esq=2&page=2&ndsp=19&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:20&biw=1004&bih=612 (SORRY THE FRIGGEN LINK IS SO DAMN LONG I COULDNT MAKE IT ANY SHORTER :(...)
CLARE'S COSTUME:
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At the Cliffs by JoinTeamJacob reviews
Eclipse retold as J&B! Nominated for "Best Must Read" Twilight Avant Garde Fanfiction Awards . "I steadied myself, ready to take the plunge into the swirling icy water below, when suddenly, a hand shot out and grabbed my arm to pull me back..."
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Eclare's Christmas by Neli4evr reviews
Eli is redecorating. Will Clare ever get out from the mess he made? Very cute onexshots. Eclare
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,497 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Unmasked by Zephyr Hearts reviews
Sequel to Masquerade; You know what's awesome? Clare and I are together. You know what I find hilarious? Julia and KC's stupid jealousy. You know what sucks about that though? The drama that came along with mine and Clare's relationship.
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,936 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Problem Fixed, Sort Of by Zephyr Hearts reviews
I leave Eli's room for exactly two minutes to use the bathroom, and when I come back, he's doing something that should be done without COMPANY OVER! /Side story to Two is Better Than One/
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Teach Me Take Me by Emberwillow14 reviews
"I feel so awkeard when I kiss you, Eli." "Well, why is that a bad thing?" "It reminds me that I don't know ANYTHING about intimacy!" "If you're so desperate to lose your innocence, I'm more than willing to help...I'll teach you."
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,782 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Phone Sex by Zephyr Hearts reviews
Okay so I didn't think that I would enjoy doing this so much… this has become an obsession of mine, and it was all Eli's fault. /the title says it all/
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,750 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Past relationships by MunroChambersEliWilderAreLife reviews
Eli Clare Adam and Fiona talk about there past relationships.
Degrassi - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Eli G., Clare E.
Time for Seconds by Zephyr Hearts reviews
From the corner of my eye, I watched Eli's lips curl up into his signature smirk. I jumped a little when his hand moved from the top of the table, to be placed under my skirt… /Side story to Dinner Time Fun/
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
With Eyes Wide Shut by Zephyr Hearts reviews
Finding out that Clare was faking orgasms was a hard stab to the heart. Too bad I'm going to make her pay. I am the master at teasing, and I know she's going to enjoy having the most hard, intense orgasm ever when I'm done with her.
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,409 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
You're My Angel by Zephyr Hearts reviews
Eclare; "Where to miss?" I asked in a cheesy English accent. "To the stars." I heard her whisper.
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Vengance reviews
When Clare's dad is abusing her will Eli be able to see what's really going on with her and be able to comfort her or just think she is going crazy
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Eli G., Clare E.