You know that C-Sec can't always have been about serious or dire situations. Come watch what happens as Garrus and Chellick try to deal with One of Those Days. Garrus knew humans were different. He just didn't know how different that was, nor how totally annoying and thoroughly weird they could get.

Blake Cousland, child of Eleanor and Bryce, newly minted Grey Warden, is the only thing that stands between Ferelden and the rampaging hordes of evil. She may be a poor candidate, but on the bright side, Ferelden's already pretty lousy so honestly, probably nobody will even notice the mess.

Shepard is a fan of holidays; but trying to explain this one to her alien crew is going to take a bit. And their reactions are going to vary from confusion, disbelief, and scorn, to excitement. A fairly quiet interlude aboard the SR-1. Featuring candy, jack o'lanterns, costumes, and kids?

Not sure if this is AU or What If. I'm going with the premise that Garrus is about 3 years younger than Shepard so they have started Basic at the same time. So young Shepard meets young Garrus under difficult circumstances. The rating is for swearing. Shepard is a paragon with a mouth on her. This wondrous Universe belongs to Bioware - I'm just playing with it.

A prompt from one of my readers. OC/OC pairing. A quarian assassin is contracted to help defend a turian colony. Short story still in development.

This is the infamous list from Xcom it's a simple copy and paste.

KotOR, oneshot. As a result of recent events, the Leviathan has a gizka problem.

Our story is complete. It's time to say farewell... A countdown to Mass Effect: Andromeda(much less cheesy than it sounds)! A trolling Garrus, bombtastic Solana, Tali being a bad influence on Legion, and conversations between drunk Elcor await!

Primarch Adrien Victus makes some observations about the Commander and his subordinate, Vakarian, during his time aboard the Normandy.

Garrus and Alistair each claim their love for the Player is supreme. But whom will she choose?

"Consensus agreed; rescue of the kitten would improve relations between this platform and Tali-Creator, and possibly organics overall." You guys demanded it, and here it is.

"... if one walked up and shook their hand." Legion takes Garrus' comment a bit too literally.

The Commander was thought to be perfect, a woman with no flaws and battle plans that went without a hitch every time. Only, she wasn't perfect, and when she shows her imperfectness, people stop believing in her. She supposed she just had to go to drastic measures to get it right. One-shot, slight Commander/Central pairing.

Keela and her crew are on a mission to find the Elvhen homeworld and the mysterious Flight Lieutenant is only one of her problems. -AU that grew from a prompt fill and now I am obsessed with it.

What the heck; it's April Fools. I can go all out if I want to. But why fish, specifically? Because; why not?

Topas, Chef des Katzenvolks der Himmelsfeste, ist sich seiner eigenen Großartigkeit zwar durchaus bewusst, aber nicht einmal er hätte gedacht, dass das Schicksal der Inquisition eines Tages in seinen Pfoten liegen würde.

When Hawke comes to Skyhold, Anders comes with her. Cole comes across him and decides he needs to help.

Just like it says in the title: a story and some banter after one of the group's less noteworthy adventures. I wanted to write something short and sweet about this group of characters that I love. Set in Inquisition - light spoilers, contains most companions in the game. One-shot, complete.

Warning: Contains spoilers for DA; Inquisition. The Herald wasn't chosen, she was the right person in the right time at the right place...or rather, some might say, the wrong person in the wrong time at the wrong place. Because some people just aren't meant to save the world, not when there's sidequests to finish.

Shortly after the end of the Reaper War, Susan Rizzi - and the rest of the galaxy - is still adjusting to the changes wrought by its conclusion. With upheavals to her personal and professional life, a peaceful little vacation with her husband should be just the thing...

This is a prompt from one of the readers from my main story Familial Ties. Prompt: A romance featuring Mordin.

One-shot companion piece to Special Ops: Nearly a year after the Reaper War the galaxy is still picking up the pieces. Various groups attempt to rebuild, reconnect - and cause trouble, of course. Meanwhile, Susan Rizzi attempts to lead a quiet, uneventful life among the stars. That's going to go well. Updated 7/5/14: Expanded ending.

The Reaper War has caused untold devastation and chaos across the galaxy as well as the largest military mobilization ever seen by the sentient species. Among those on the front lines of the war is Susan Rizzi, N7. Can she survive crazy missions, oddball team members, and an incompetent procurement department? And if she survives the war, will it be with her sanity intact?

When Saren attacks the Citadel, lots of people are rounded up by the geth. But they never manage to catch everyone. Written for the February contest in Aria's Afterlife. Warning: Contains large quantities of badass volus!

Instead of starting a new game, I end up living it. Now, stuck in a world meant to be fiction, I must use my knowledge to save this universe. OC/Ashley, Femshep/Liara. Rated T for language. Newly rewritten and improved.

The Prothean Ruins weren't. They contained little more than mentionings of an Alien Society; as a result, humanity develops on a completely different path than what was intended, and when first contact is made not with the Turians, but a desperate, destitute race viewed as beggars and thieves, how will this dying race change Humanity? And how will Humanity change the Galaxy? *A/U!*

A collection of letters found on the desk of Warden-Commander Percival Cousland after his abrupt, mysterious disappearance. (a sequel to All Roads Lead to Denerim)

When Bryce Cousland's little spitfire scaled the Tower of Ishal and lit the beacon at the critical moment, King Cailan won a mighty victory against the darkspawn. The Blight, however was far from over. All other origins included, plus Hawke and his companions. Cousland/Loghain, Morrigan/Anders, Surana/Zevran, Fergus/Anora, and more. Half a million hits and still going.

Sometimes when great heroes arise, others are pushed aside. This Mass Effect as you've never seen it before, where a single choice has thrown all into question and the fate of the galaxy hangs in the balance. One man must find the strength within himself to live up to his untold potential and save the lives of all from a deadly, ancient terror.

All Origins may be true, but that doesn't mean it'll be easy to take out that pesky archdemon. Between a xenophobic Dalish, a reformed playboy, a mage prodigy with a bad temper, and others, getting through the Blight without strangling one another (or Alistair, for that matter) will be hard enough.

When Cortez drops off Shepard and the gang into the hotspot of the day, what does he do to amuse himself while they're off running and gunning? The Kodiak sits there locked up tight until they get back, and he's sure not off exploring the local wildlife. Kmeme prompt.

Citadel Spoilers: Artemis Shepard is not having a good shore leave and neither is the Hamster due to somebody. Naturally that person is going to suffer, but not by Artemis' hands.

Six months before the events of Mass Effect, a young turian named Arlen Kryik is recruited into an elite C-Sec unit known as the Interceptors, a cadre of agents responsible for hunting fugitives throughout the galaxy. Partnered with veteran agent Garrus Vakarian, Arlen quickly becomes embroiled in a terrorist plot to destroy the Council and plunge the galaxy into chaos...

In which Joker is guilt-ridden and sarcastic, Shepard is oblivious, and there are gratuitous references to zombies. FemShep/Joker, set during ME2.

Merrill meets a burglar! Oh, it's so very exciting!

Sequel to Irresponsibilities. Thane is finally brought in on the secret.

Kolyat learns what it means to be a father.

As a 9-year-old Skylar Shepard sits on Arcturus Station waiting for her dad to get out of a classified meeting. her boredom soon fades when she notices a group of bullies picking on a kid with a fiery disposition despite his silver crutches...

Joker muses over his role in his relationship with Shepard. Femshep/Joker

A chance meeting and a case of mistaken identity solidifies Alistair's place in the pantheon of templars. Written for a 60-minute prompt fill on the BSN.

Thane asks Shepard one favor before he dies: please take care of Kolyat. Shepard must find a way to honor his promises to a grieving young drell and his vows to protect and defend the galaxy.

Loghain can't resist his calling any longer. He traveled to Orzammar to find an honorable death. He didn't expect to find Alistair along the way.

Whenever I play battlefront 2 with the hero-fight on Mos Eisley I find the computer to favour the heroes, I wonder why...? Warning for silliness.