Hello fellow fanfics!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is Supernatural at your service. Now I must warn you that I am a READER!!!!!!! And if by some mistical means I do actually decide to publish some of my crazy idaes form my equaly crazy mind please be patient with me!!!! I have no no memory what so ever and with my luck will forget where I was planning on going with the story!!! Anyway if you are STILL reading (I porbly wouldnt be) I'm going to use this time to appoligize for my spelling. Srry guys it is the bane of my existance!!!!!!! Also (ya ya ya I know but this is the spot where I have to say say srry for wasteing your time and such blahblahblah) I'm warning you now I'm ADHD and I'm FINALLY off the pill!!!!!!!!!!!! Hehehehe THE WORLD WILL BE MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...And yes I DO scare my self some *most* times

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The voices in my head tell me that you're all crazy to think that I need therapy.

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak.

If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.

This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence.

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

Smile, and the world will smile back at you. Laugh, and they'll all think you're on drugs.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?

Don't mess with me I've got a stick! ... And no idea in hell how to use it...

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. (Oh yeah, makes perfect sense, you wacko psycho-therapist's)

Tell the truth and run.

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary probem...

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

Someone once told me that happiness was just around the corner. I told them that world is round.

Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

I'm not random, i just have many thou- OH A SQUIRREL!

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I'm smiling. That alone should scare you.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

Make a man a fire, keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for life

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk

I've got A.D.H.D and magic markers, oh the thrills I will have!

Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

The best place to hide is in plain sight.

Guys aren't worth your tears.

I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and he got away.

I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.

If I asked for your opinion, I'd take the tape off your mouth.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

So what if we act like immature idiots? We're having fun.

I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You shall be my squishy!

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide

At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.

Happiness is your dentist telling you “it won't hurt a bit,” and then he catches his hand in the drill.

If you are good you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good you will get out of it.

A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.

Sometimes you're the windshield, but sometimes you gotta be the bug.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

Stupidity kills, unfortunately not fast enough.

Diamonds are a girls best friend...because they're sharper then knives.

I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.

Have you seen my mind? I seem to have lost it.

If all else fails, try reading the instructions.

I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me.

Smart is sexy.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I am a peaceful person that is filled with violent rage.

I’ve stopped listening, why haven’t you stopped talking?

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I see regular people! Help they'er after me they'er after me!!!!!!!!!!!! THEIR GUNNA EAT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Boys are like lava lamps fun to look at, but not very bright.

I'm the type of girl who will laugh at a scary movie, but screams bloody murder when toast pops out the toaster.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

I'm not insane... I just do what the voices tell me to.

I say we shoot cupid.

I didn't loose my mind, I sold it on eBay.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!

Never go to bed angry. Stay up and plot your revenge.

I have opinions of my own,strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them.

Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

Sometimes when I'm alone in a room I like to say, “I know you’re listening” because if I'm wrong then no one heard but if im right then I just freaked the heck out of some secret organization.

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

There's a cronical health problem here - you lack sarcasam.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the lemons in Life's face.

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid...

When it rains on my parade, I bust out the slip n' slide.

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.

"Why dont you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.."

"I'm not physcotic, I'm a freaking retard. DUH"

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

"Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real."

"I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not."

Why are the Force and duct tape the same? -Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

I hear voices and they dont like you.

Did you know that the pharsae "Good Morning" is in realtily an oxeymoron?

Something everyone should remember: Emmett is the strongest. Edward is the fastest.But Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make you feel jealous.

I keep trying to kidnap Jasper but every time I try Alice is at his window with a bat waiting for me. How does she kn- oooh...riiiiight

Therapist = The/rapist... Scary thought...

HA HA HA! HAHAHAHA...wait...what?

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run! Death hates that.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?

Sarcasm is one more service I offer.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

When all else fails, try bashing your head against the wall some more.

Some people are like slinkies, good for nothing, but they make you smile when you push them down a flight or stairs.

I did not hit you, I just high-fived your face.

Help I've fallen and I can’t...hey nice carpet!

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

Yeah, you have the right to your own opinion, but I have the right to think you're stupid.

Fanfiction is a site full of crazys planning to rule the world...no wonder I fit in SO well!!!!!!!!!

Just when I think you said the most stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking.

Goldfish have the memory span of 3 seconds, sometimes I have to wonder if I'm a goldfish. (That's funny but I'm actually smart! Even though it happens...a lot)

I've got things to break, people to laugh at, objects to drool over and who knows what else.

A stranger will stab you in the back, a friend will stab you in the front, a boyfriend will stab you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

LOOK MORE USELESS CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FEMALE COMEBACKS!! pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man:My dad owns the Café. I could get us really good seats.

Woman:My dad runs that hospital, and that's where you'll be if you keep hitting on me.

Man:I have magic fingers. And they love to give massages.

Woman:I have a high kick. And they love to land on...

Man:Are you an angel from heaven?

Woman:No, I'm a vampire from hell.

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together

Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.

Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Woman: It's gonna hurt when I hit you upside the head.

Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

B.I.T.C.H

Beautiful

Intelligent

Talented

Charming

Hilarious

Guess you gave me a huge compliment!

"PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bitch"

"Stress: The condition brought on by overriding the body's desire to kick someones ass"

"MENstrual pain, MENstrual cramps, MENtal anxiety, MENopause... godamnit... all of our problems start with MEN!"

" 'I love you' is eight letters. And so is 'bullshit' "

"When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to find out they are not it."

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

A day without sunshine is like, night.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.(I love cheese..)

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

Everyone has a photographic memory; Some just don't have film.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

Death, is like God's way of dragging you back up to heaven by your collar, mumbling, "Okay, I think you've done enough damage."

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

OMG! I think I just saw a flying bird!

I had my soul removed to make room for sarcasm and I don't regret it.

Hello and welcome to the Mental HealthHot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

Don't take life to serouly, no one gets out alive anyway

Life's tough...Get a helmet

I stopped fighting my inner demons... We're on the same side now!

SHUT UP VOICES!! Or I'll poke you with the Q-tip again...

Magic is the stuff Science hasn't made boring yet!

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

Shin (n): a device used to find furniture in the dark

Alice in Wonderland Oh! Is that the story of Alice before she went into the Asylum?

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.

An atheist is a person who believes in not believing anything.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

There are no stupid questions – just stupid people.

IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME!

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the mall with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.

"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.

"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Go and annoy! You! Yeah, you! Go! Go and annoy people! You'll feel loooots better, trust me...

YOUR GUY SIDE: (The ones that has an x is me)

xYou love hoodies

xYou love jeans.

xDogs are better than cats.

xIt's hilarious when people get hurt

xYou've played with/against boys on a team.

xShopping is torture.

xSad movies suck.

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

xYou own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

x Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

x Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

xYou love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun.

xTalk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night

Total: 13

YOUR GIRL SIDE: (The ones that has an x is me)

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink

Go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black.

You like hanging out at the mall.

xYou like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelry.

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

x You were in gymnastics/dance?

x It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can

TOTAL: 3 ...I'm choose not to resond to this

Look! Some other random fuck on my profile!

-pick the month you were born in-

1.(jan)~i killed

2. (feb)~i needed

3.(mar)~i ran naked with

4.(apr)~i jumped

5.(may)~i had sex with

6.(june)~i shot

7.(july)~i banged

8.(aug)~i luved

9.(sept)~i ran shirtless with

10.(oct)~i robbed

11.(nov)~i slapped

12.(dec)~i stabbed

-pick the day you were born on-

01.~two bi chicks

02.~a homeless guy

03.~ Jacob Black

04.~a mop

05.~Barney the dinosaur

06.~ Edward Cullen

07.~a stripper

08.~my luver

09.~my ex boy/girl friend

10.~bella swan

11. ~ a movie star

12.~the school slut

13.~a hooker

14.~a drunk

15.~a crack head

16.~a hottie

17.~a cat

18.~a teletubby

19.~a homo

20.~paris hilton

21.~ mike newton

23.~elmo

24.~a rockstar

25.~your toothbrush

26.~a glass of milk

27.~the kool-aid man

28.~a french fry

29.~a lesbo

30.~a evil boy aka emo!

31.~jerry the snow man

-pick the color of the shirt you wearing-

white~because that hoe stole my taco

black~because im the sexiest beeoch alive

pink~because emmett told me to!

red~because i bringing sexy back yepp!

brown~ because bella is my freind

polka dots~my azz is perfecto!

purple~cuz im gangsta my home skillett biscut lol!

gray~because im kool like dat

other~because i have double d's

green~im a freak'n tree hugger thats why!

orange~because i look like lindsy lohan

maroon~because im a preppy

turquoise~because i love water yeah baby!

blue~because edward dazzles me!

tyedye~because im a fucking subadiver you got a problem with that didnt think so!

none~cuz i have a killer six pack

yellow~because i want chips!!

-put it all together and laugh your head off!-