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Joined 10-30-09, id: 2130652, Profile Updated: 11-07-09
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in genrel to the people who dont know me i am over the top RANDOM to the people who do why im just weird:)

read my stories and review IAM NORMALLY A VERY HAPPY (AND RANDOM)PERSON WHO LOVES SUB WAY AND HORSES AS SEEN WITH MY OVER USE OF SMILEY FACES:)

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or else...you must DIE:)

:):):):):)if someone has ever looked at you with a blank face and went what and you replied :glupadiglagh chedder cheese sun hiolgd...

PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE

:) IF UR RANDOM AND COULD'NT BE PROUDER...THEN WHAT R U WAITING FOR PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE:)

IF U LOVE TWILIGHT SOOOOOO MUCH IT PAINS YOU PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE

:)WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS TELL LIFE THAT YOU ORDERD A MC DONNALDS NOT A HANDFULL OF LEMONS (GEEZZ LIFE CAN BE SO STUPID SOME TIMES HE REALLY NEEDS TO GO TO SKUL SME MORE)

:)LOVE YOUR ENEMIES! ...IT REALLY PISSES THEM OFF (HOPEFULLY YOU'L DRIVE THEM TOO PEEING ON THEIR OWN FOOT:)FINGERS CROSSED:)

:)WHEN EDWARD CULLEN TELLS YOU HE'S BAD FOR YOU TELL HIM HE REALLY NEEDS TO VISIT A FAST FOOD JIONT:)OH WAIT HE CANT EAT OH WELL I TRIED:P:)

:)WHEN SOMEONE CALLS YOU BITCH LAUGH AT THEM COZ U KNOW U ARE:)

:)YOU SAY JOHN AND EDWARD ROCK AND THE BLIND MAN REPLIES I SEE:)

:)THE CULLENS CLAIM THEIR VEGETARIANS ...WELL THEN WHY DO THEY EAT ANIMALS SAYS THE CHILD ASK THEM SAYS THE MOM ...OH WAIT BETTER NOT JUST ASK THE WAREWOLFS IT WILL REALLY PISS THEM OFF:)

:)MOMMY CAN I GO TO THE BATHROOM ? I HOPE SOO THE MEDICAL CARD DOSENT COVER HANDICAPS:)

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Maximum Ride,Twilight & Darren Shan randomness by Max In Training reviews
everytime i will kidnap 3 charecters, 1 from MR, 1 from Darren Shan AKA cirque du freak/vampires assistant; and 1 from Twilight. Its randomness in dialog form! Funny! dont read if you cant take a joke R&R! rated T! PLS read you will LOOOVE IT! FINISHED!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,668 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Complete
YOU ATE RENESMEE reviews
jake how could you... comedy storie based on the origanal breaking dawn from the twilight saga series chapter one of some!:P involves vampires been eaten all jokes are jokes don't take offence coz dat's kinda silly:P if ya dont mind me sayin: enjoyy: Xxx
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Jacob, Edward