music plays in background as someone walks in the room* Hello there...If I may iintroduce myself...I am Melmoe...*hears screaming all around her* Yes...thank you... I know you all love me. But please it getting boring after a bit. *laughs out loud* I'm just kidding. I love it when people do that...*Eyes rolled.* Now Melmoe you are so full of yourself. Grow up...Now wait just a minute. I can't help it when people love me. I'm just that awesome. *Another eye roll* Puh-leeze. That do that because they know that when you're around I'm there as well...*Makes a face* You wish Missi. You're just jealous because I can do the Flutter Wagon and you can't...*doubles over in laughter* You...do...the...F...F...Flutter Wagon. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA. *Tears run down face for laughing so hard*...You know tis true...Yeah. Just watch and learn. *Does the Flutter Wagon with ease.* Now its your turn...thought so. Now let's get out of here before everyone see us and flips out. *Grabs hand and starts to leave then stops and looks up at the person standing before her* Oh...um...ello love. You want to ask us a few things? Well I don't know...you see we're late...for a very important date...*Laughs madly then clears throat.* Very Well then let's get it over with...

What's your name?

Melissa but everyone calls me Melmoe, Missi, Mel, or Miss...Yea I know it's alot but Idk. Suits my many...ehm...going a bit far don't you think Melissa?...*Nods* Right you are Mel. Anyways next quesiton

Hobbies?

Welllllllllllllllll...(Dramatic pause)...reading, writing, and arthmatic. Oh wait that's school. lol. Anyway though I do love all of those I most like Reading, video games, watching Dean Winchester scream like a girl *Yes that is a hobbie when you do it like everyday* , writing fanfictions, and rping. OH AND I LIKE MUSIC.. RIGHT NOW I AM OBSESSED WITH LISTENING AND WATCHING VIDEOS BY LADY GAGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! _.

What kind of Fanfictions do you like to write?

I don't have to answer that. *Sticks nose in the air* I find that very discriminating. *Gets a weird look* Well I do. I mean why would you ask someone what kind they like to write? What if there is no specific one they like to write. OR OR OR OR...what IF THEY DIDN"T LIKE TO WRITE IT BUT COULDN'T HELP IT????? WHAT IF, WHAT IF IT JUST POPS INTO THEIR HEADS AND THEY HAVE TO WRITE IT DOWN SO THAT THEY WILL HAVE PEACE AND QUIET????????????????? *Looks at everyone with a deranged look* I think you better leave now.

Um...ok?

*Smiles sweetly* Well if thats how it is. I like ponies, the beach, books, and I can't decide if I'm team Edward or Jacob. I know I'm Team Harry Potter. Everyone is just bloody brillaint in there. Wether they're evil or not or even confused and can't pick sides. Very nice. But when some one asks me if I like Jacob or Edward better I go phsyco-alergenir-mader. Yes it is a word. If you don't believe me as the other four in here with us...*Crazed smile on face* Anyways I do have some where to go. I don't know if I told you but I am late for a very important date. *Gets up jerkily and hops/dances out of the room...lights fade out.*

OH!!!!!!!!!!!! I forgot to tell you...you better watch out or the five of us will eat your brain and make you like us. cra-syc-ad-zyphm. Trust me you won't like how awesomenessestnessiest we tend to be at times we get hungry for brains. *walks away and leaves looking for next victim.* *Lights fade and everything is black* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA -HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Harry Potter Pairings you like?

All of them? Wait no. Me tinks me likeses

These are just the ones that Harry's with...SNAPE GOTTA BLEEDING LOVE THAT ONE. Ginnny, Hermione (sometimes. Most of the time no.), Draco, and Blaise. Just to tell you. Harry is always on bottom. Can't picture him as top. Abso-bloody effing-lutely not no way no how. If you think any different then I'll have to hunt you down and shake you until you bleeding understand.

Hermione Pairings- DRACO. WHEN DRACO AND HERMIONE ARE TOGETHER IT'S JUST MAGICAL!!!!! I mean come ON!!!!!!! You're mental if you don't fink soooooooo. I can't really picture her with Ron nothing against Ron but like he just is...not brilliant enough to be with her. I still love Ron though. Snape is another good one for Hermione, Blaise, Pansy, Tonks, Luna. I know that last on is a little weird but It's still good.

I don't really think I like to much of the other ones though. My absolute faves are...Snape and Harry, Draco and Hermione. Those are...I can't even describe it...Love. That's all I can come up with.

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