I finally discovered the perfect analogy for my writer's block! My writer's block is like the blob. It grows as it devours good ideas, while my imagination runs away screaming (like one of those annoying girls you find in horror movies who somehow always manage to survive for far longer than you thought possible or who dies when she could have easily avoided it, leaving you sitting there, stunned). At some point, I decide enough is enough and Steve McQueen in all of his yummy hotness has to appear and freeze it. then the blob is shipped off to the vast arctic wasteland that is my subconscious, and the ideas run freely once more, surprisingly fine considering they just witnessed all their friends get sucked into a pile of goo (I had some issues with the movie...).

So this theory... the sugar high that went with it, and the unimaginable time spent going "ooh.. steve mcqueen is hot.. steve mcqueen sounds like stuart townsend... stuart townsend is hot..." pretty much restarted my imagination. Even I don't want to know what goes on in the corners of my mind. And then I saw Return of the King... and reading fanfiction just made sense..

Diabla: You've somehow managed to type a huge thing of crap.

and this is my newest muse. because the little cats on top of my computer gave up in disgust when I stopped visiting for six months...

Diabla: So now, I plague her with nightmares until she gives in.

it's true. I dreamt about Yu-Gi-Oh last night. I didn't even get to kiss Kaiba. I was very bitter when I woke up. Stupid Cath...

Diabla: *blinks* why are you blaming her?

because. she stopped me. what's the point in dreaming if nothing good happens? And every dream I have does that. Except the dream where I made out with Stuart Townsend.

Diabla: do i care? no. now write your blasted story.

My muse hates me. Anyhow, I feel it is entirely necessary for me to reveal information about myself just like the nice police officer who came to our school said not to... Good thing I wasn't paying any attention to him. So I'm 17 (yay November babies!), Canadian, female... have a slight.. 'problem' with anime (and deeply hate the fact that I only get to see dubbed versions, in which every females voice is chosen based on how annoying they are, the higher you rank, the more likely you get hired. and where every swear word or sexual theme is removed.. really, Canadians have a problem with family ratings)... and draco malfoy.. in other words, i'm addicted.

Diabla: she thinks malfoy looks hot with the mushroom cut.

he does! drat... anyhow, you have now seen how my mind works... hope you enjoyed it!

Diabla: like I enjoy playing with fire.

um... you do realize...

Diabla: shut up.

hehe byes!!! !Cj