![]() Hello, there, Internet! (Darn im talking to my computer again. . .) oh well! im not supposed to reveal my name so i wont, but ill tell you that im in 7th grade and i like reading Percy Jackson Fanfics and writing about them. Dont worry. . im not that obsessed no matter what anyone tells you (especially goober, my teddy bear). anyway, i just think that Rick Riordan is God in the religion of me :) He is and always will be my favorite writer. Why, you ask? Because he is the writer of the most FLIPPIN' AMAZING series ever: Percy Jackson and the Olympians. I know that you have probably heard of the Lightning Thief Movie, If you did, you probably didnt see it because (and no offense to Chris Colombus, you have great taste) it kinda bombed in the box-office, if you know what i mean. I mean ( and ill say this nicely cus i dislike flames) I dont think it captured the point, entirely. Its kind of like Twilight, It turned a good book into a suckish movie. I like volleyball, making people laugh even if i dont kno them, and scaring people i dont kno :) Im pretty much the a stereo-type of a fangirl of evreything but Harry Potter and Twilight. I enjoy being different and wont change for nobody! Now if you will excuse me, I have to run away in slow motion singing the bat-man theme song. You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When… You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor. There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. You burn food to see if it smells good. You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon. You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo. Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case… You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda… You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood. You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air. You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy. You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you. You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!). Me: Don’t kill me Ares! NNOOOOO!! You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses?? Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere. When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos. You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas. You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies. You sometimes try to control water. You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat. You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is You are a PJO character for Halloween. Recite lines randomly from the books. When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related. You are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas (I am not. :(I). You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. You have dreams about PJO characters/events (That has happened to me You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor. You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man. You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain. Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY You stuff your (ahem) Harry Potter books in the back of your closet so you When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera" In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for You are known to scream names of the characters at random times. You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test. And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth. You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why: You have ADD, are diagnosed, and are convinced that you are a demigod because of this. When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive. You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke. You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. You give all your siblings god parents (Poseidon, Zeus, Hades.) You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians. You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win. You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. You still think Thuke could happen. You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed. You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl. You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy. You have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth. You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals. Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession. You blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them. You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain. They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico. You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen. You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that. You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes! You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay. (Don’t hurt me Athena). You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters. You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog. You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it. You get other people obsessed. You have constant vivid dreams about the fifth book. You spend most of your time thinking what will happen in the fifth book. You jump up and down at the idea of LT becoming a movie. You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO. You and your friend has "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus. Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!” iBookworm-chan You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" iBookworm-chan (hahaha i definetly do this all the time) When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters (not that I When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia. olympianchef213 ~You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden. olympianchef213 ~You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…" olympianchef213 ~You say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes. olympianchef213 When your bored or feeling down, you go and read page 36 of TC to make yourself laugh. SisterofArtemis :¨·.·¨: ████████████ 1000% Percy Jackson fan! The Percy Jackson pleadge: -fav books: Percy Jackson and the Olympians, -fav shows: Phineas and Ferb, Paris Hilton's my new BFF, the Nanny, 10 things I hate about you, Make it or break it, 30 Rock, Teen Cribs -fav stores: , Aeropostale, ,Old Navy, Ross, -hometown: La la land About Me: Jumpy fangirl to Percy Jackson series (seeking help)NJ United States acting student (someday), student, fangirl to all that is Percy Jackson and Vampire diaries Hobbies: All that is Vampire Diaries!! Im addicted!! 1. Grab the book nearest to you, and go to page 111, Paragraph 6. What is it? "A minute later, the tree next to us shivered. Grover fell out of the branches, right on his head. 'Grover!' I yelled." - The Last Olympian, Rick Riordan 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? my computer speakers, my camera, and The Sea of Monsters By; Rick Riordan 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? iCarly, :) 4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 6:45 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 7:00 ( wierd, right?) 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? Can't Be Tamed by Miley Cyrus (she's OK i guess. . .) 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? about an hour ago, because i needed to see sunlight cus ive been indoors for 4 days straight! I summer!! :) 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? bookluver3's profile 9. What are you wearing? gray shorts and my orange camp half-blood shirt (from hot-topic dont worry) 10. Did you dream last night? probably but i never remember them ='( 11. When did you last laugh? 20 minutes ago while watching fat people fall down on "Whipeout" 12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? blue walls, and a bunch of pictures of Logan Lerman :D 13. Seen anything weird lately? my dog lick herself (yuck. . .) 14. What do you think of this quiz? kinda long 15. What is the last film you saw? The twilight saga: Eclipse ( the best twilight movie, by far) 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? yellow corvet, iPad, Rick Riordan (im not kidding), and Logan Lerman :D 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: I hav ADHD (cud u tell?) OMG ITS A MOP?!?! 18. If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? i would make the percy Jackson the lightning thief movie better, and make people less big-headed 19. Do you like to dance? depends on who im with and to what song, but i go completely crazy if its my friends and "I like it" 20. George Bush: eww his face is kinda squished up 21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Annabeth, Aria, or Juliet, Laurie 22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Logan, Travis, Jake, Connor, Lucas 23. Would you ever consider living abroad? GREECE!!!! More quiz time!! 1. Which book from the PJO series was your favorite? Why? 2. Which Olympian god/goddess is your favorite? Least favorite? 3. Which half-blood/mortal in the series is your favorite? Least favorite? I LOVE Percy, Grover, Annabeth, Thalia, and all the rest! I HATE RACHEL!!! Percabeth (Percy and Annabeth) or Lukabeth (Luke and Annabeth)? Annabeth or Rachel? Thalia or Luke? Riptide or Backbiter? Wisdom or the Sea? True or False (opinion based), Percabeth? TRUE!!!!!!!!! Its what made me cry at the last olympian~! PercyxRachel? I have read one of the books in less than 4 hours. I wish that when Annabeth kissed Percy that they weren't about to die and he would've kissed her back. I have written fanfiction for this series. Interview: Q-What is your favorite color? A- all neons! Q-Would you rather kill Luke or push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff? A- thats a hard one. . but rachel off a cliff. . . . That'll teach her to mess with love. . . She kissed percy. . . ;Z Q-If you could be in any cabin at Camp Half-Blood which one would it be? A-hhmm prob demeter Q-If you could have any superpower what would it be? A- hhmm, to flyyy Q-Favorite Twilight quote? A- The End Last page of Breaking dawn :D Q-Favorite Song A- changes a lot Q-Favorite food? A-Chicken nuggets!! Q-If you could date any character who would it be? A- Percy cus he's muscular and funnyy Q-Who would you fit to play in any Percy Jackson movie? A- annabeth!!! i look JUST like the describtion in the book and have purty eyes! Q-Favorite books? A- The percy jackson Series and all Rick Riordan books!! Q-Night or Day? A- day cus its colorfull Q- If you could be king of the world for 30 seconds what would you do? A- make the world more funn Q- What's your personality like? A-funny, cheerfull, fangirl, modest, technical, and easily distractedd. . . .OMG is that an owl!!??!! Q- What was the last thing you thought? A- peanut butter! and bunnies. *gasps* Bunnies eating peanut BUTTER!!!! Q- Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind? A- olldd Q- Who is the most special person to you? A- my best friends who know who they are Q- Scariest moment of your life? when i was looking in my dark bathroom and i SWEAR i saw a devious looking clown Q- One word that would best describe you? A- impulsive Q- What is your favorite month? A- may or june Q- What does your user name mean? A- i love the color sea green its the color of my eyes and the color of percy's eyes :D Q- What is your favorite Disney movie? A- umm i dont really like those Q- Have you ever been in a fight? A- ohh yes my "friends" are very dramatic and i stick up for myself Q- Biggest fear? A- the --A girl in pretty little liars. SCARY. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, Meh fav characters from books series' (I hate falling in love with fictional characters. . . ) 1. Annabeth Chase (Percy Jackson) 2.Percy Jackson (well. . .u get it) 3.Stephan Salvatore (Vampire diaries) 4. Grover Underwood (Percy Jackson) 5.Alice Cullen (Twilight Saga) 6.Thalia Grace ( Percy Jackson) 7.Chiron (Percy Jackson) 8.Aphredite ( Percy Jackson) 9.Jeremy (Vampire Diaries) 10.Bonnie (Vampire Diaries) 11. Damon Salvidore (Vampire Diaries) Hate you, Damon. A lot. But ur freaking cute |
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