captain.mongoosehide bio
 Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter. General Alde: Up straight and salute! Mongoose: Sir! salutes Alde: What's your name, Captain? Mongoose: My name is Captain Mongoose, sir! Alde: Shut up, I don't care. You're a Captain that lives in the United States, yes? Mongoose: Sir, yes. Sir! Alde: You're nice and loud, Captain. I like that in a soldier. What kind of fanfiction do you write? Mongoose: Mainly Harry Potter with Luna Lovegood as the love interest, sir! Alde: Good man! I will look forward to your service for this company. Mongoose: Me, too, sir! Alde: mutters Idiot... Mongoose: I heard that, SIR! I'm not really in the army, but that's my screen name... whatever. I'm 18, going to UH (CO COOGS!) I play the trumpet in the band here, and it's amazing! |
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Easier than Falling Asleep by JacobApples reviews
Harry is struck with the killing curse and wakes up the day of the Last Task. This story will be the Order of The Phoenix if Harry had been a bit wiser and Luna a more present character. No time Paradox and no godmoding. Slow build up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 108,495 - Reviews: 2589 - Favs: 5,147 - Follows: 4,013 - Updated: 6/11 - Published: 3/14/2018 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
Witches of Westfield by EJ Daniels reviews
The war is over, Voldemort was defeated and the summer draws to a close as the new school term begins. Harry must decide what to do with his life. Will he return to school for his 7th year, be an Auror…or something else? Read along as Harry finally has control of his own life…or does he?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 301,698 - Reviews: 1755 - Favs: 3,661 - Follows: 4,143 - Updated: 5/20/2018 - Published: 2/24/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Daphne G. - Complete
The Falling by aadixon reviews
After the Tri-Wizard Tournament, Hermione finds herself with her back against the wall and a decision to make that could change everything. AU; Continued in sequel: The Falling: Darkness Rising.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 221,107 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 1,884 - Follows: 1,935 - Updated: 4/9/2018 - Published: 9/11/2013 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Abridged by KieranDell1409 reviews
Two books down, let's start number three shall we?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,710 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/23/2018 - Published: 5/19/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Rune Stone Path by Temporal Knight reviews
10 year old Harry finds a chest left by his mother with books on some of her favorite subjects. Discovering he has a talent for understanding and creating runes sets Harry onto a very different path than anyone had expected. Shortcuts, inventions, and a bit of support go a long way! Pairings: H/Hr/NT/FD/DG. Ron/Molly bashing and GreaterGood!Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 517,775 - Reviews: 5762 - Favs: 14,578 - Follows: 12,151 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 4/15/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., N. Tonks] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Abridged by KieranDell1409 reviews
After mocking Harry and his friends in their first adventure, it's time to mock the second one. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,592 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/5/2016 - Published: 2/11/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone Abridged by KieranDell1409 reviews
Just like Little Kuriboh and Team Four Star, I'm stepping into the abridging game.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,839 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/2/2015 - Published: 6/2/2015 - Complete
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,545 - Reviews: 6192 - Favs: 11,411 - Follows: 7,903 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 144,241 - Reviews: 3815 - Favs: 15,802 - Follows: 6,610 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Odd Truth or Dare reviews
Harry wants to unwind in his sixth year. AU. Luna drags him off somewhere... what will happen? HP/LL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete