Warning: this story has twists, turns, and even a little romance. I know, I stink at summaries. But you'll like it. Plus if I get 5 reviews, I'll unlock the next chapter!

Will Ramona Flowers except Jack Flowers as her father?

When Invader Tess accidentally shoots an Irken rubber band at Tallest Red, her punishment is to be sent to help Zim conquer Earth. The only problem is, she just can't stand Zim! Will they conquer Earth? Or will Tess be stuck with Zim forever?

Skool is out but Zim learns of this strange place some kids go to afterwards, called 'Summer Camp! He decides to learn more so he goes to one. Will he learn to toast marshmallows and sing 'Kumbaya? And what's with that groundhog?

"I've been fighting to be who I am all my life. What's the point of being who I am, if I can't have the person who was worth all the fighting for?" -Stephanie Lennox in I Don't Remember You. Riley just robbed a bank and Huey will have his hands full cleaning that mess up. But Huey will be fighting more than police soon enough. Huey and Riley

I'm Dare... My real name is Delilah Calico. I'm the new girl at Dib and Zim's school. The thing is... The Halloween Party Dance is coming up, and I have no idea to bring Zim or Dib with me! Will I be able to choose before the talent show AND the dance?

Tallest Purple longs to have a smeet that looks like him, so the Tallest turn to the only Irken they know who can have smeets naturally: Zim. Unfortunately, they're not the only ones interested.

Riley takes a drug that destroys what's human inside him and Huey can find only one way to save him.