Hi I'm Nelie, somewhere between 1 and 100 years old.

I guess I'm random and weird, and I'm pretty new to this Fanfiction stuff so please be nice!;)

My favorite books are, Warriors, Harry Potter, and The Hunger Games.

If you wish you could be a warrior cat copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped on a flat surface copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said pull copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Hawkfrost is a pervert, but Darkstripe is an even SICKER pervert, copy and paste this to your profile, 8D?

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Trying is the first step toward failure.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

"Sometimes I wonder 'why is the Frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face."

"The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide

The Stupid Test! (put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 18 or less, then u r not stupid.) p.s. this is not a real test, just something for fun!

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

() You have run into a glass/screen door.

() You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

(x) You have run into a tree.

() It IS possible to lick your elbow

(x) You just tried to lick your elbow.

(x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.

() You just tried to sing them.

(x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

(x) You have choked on your own spit.

() You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.

(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice

(x) You just looked at it.

(x) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.

() People have called you slow.

(x) You have accidentally caught something on fire

() You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

(x) You have caught yourself drooling.

(x) You’ve fallen asleep in class

() If someone says “fart” you laugh.

(x) You just laughed.

() Sometimes you just stop thinking

() You tell a story and forget what you were talking about

() People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you

() You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

() You use your fingers to do simple math.

(x) You have eaten a bug.

(x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important

() You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

() You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.

() You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.

(x) You break a lot of things.

() Your friends know not to use big words around you

() You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused

(x) You have fallen out of your chair before

(x) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

~Total all together=20~

Quick! Right down 12 random cats from Warriors!

1. Flametail

2. Crowfeather

3. Leafpool

4. Whitestorm

5. Graystripe

6. Scourge

7. Brightheart

8. Hollyleaf

9.Jayfeather

10. Cinderpelt

11.Bluestar

12.Goosefeather

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

Bluestar & Crowfeather? Dose that even exist?

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Whitestorm? He's a CAT!

3) What would happen if twelve and eight started going out?

Goosefeather and Hollyleaf?! First off Goosefeather is super old, dead, AND paranoid. Second Holly is all for the warrior code and he is a medicine cat! I'm pretty sure Lionblaze and Jayfeather would be very disturbed, along with every other character present.

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?

Yes I do. Jayfeather had his own blog, hahaha!

5) Would two and five make a good couple?

NO WAY!

6) Five/Nine or five/ten?

Graystripe and Cinderpelt is much better than Graystripe and Jay. Actually now that I think about it Gray/Cinder would be kinda cute...

7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and eight kissing?

Brightheart walking in on Crowfeather and Hollyleaf kissing...
Brightheart:OMG Father daughter relationship!! *Dies from incest*

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

Leafpool was Cinderpelt's apprentice. But what if there was more going on?

Eww yuck! Xp

9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff?

Flametail and Hollyleaf? There could be I guess...

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic?

An Elders Last Wish

11) Does anyone on your friends list read three yet?

Friends list? I don't have one.

12) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?

Do I need to repeat myself?

13) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?

Look above.

14) What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?

Cinderheart:Great StarClan!

15) If you wrote a songfic about eight, what song would you use?

They by Jem.

Yes I watched a video on Youtube.

16) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Flametail/Scourge/Goosefeather.

Warning, Lots of male on male action.

17) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

Cinderpelt:If you like Leafpool wait till you meet her teacher.

Crowfeather:Blargh!

18) 1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 2, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3, 7 gets 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 12!

Flametail & Hollyleaf are in a happy relationship until Graystripe runs off with Jayfeather. After Hollyleaf dumps Flametail for Crowfeather, Scourge gets upset and retaliates by dating Goosefeather. Alone and broken hearted, Flametail travels in search of a friend. Finally, Flametail meets Whitestorm & Brightheart. The three loners meet Cinderpelt, who tells them each to look for love. Whitestorm finds Leafpool, Brightheart gets Bluestar, but now Flametail is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Scourge and Goosefeather.

19) What would be a good title for this?

"Goosefeatherz a Play'ah"

20) What would the genre(s) be?

Parody/Humor

21) The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with two!

Crowfeather? He's a KITTEH!!!!! NOOOO!

List ten of your own Oc Characters (You can be included) in any order.

1.Mothflight

2. Cherryspots

3. Quillfeather

4. Hazelstripe

5. Darkstorm

6. Whiteflower

7. Cloudstorm

8. Tanglepelt

9. Goosekit

10. Snowflake

1) Eight walks into Ten's room while he/she is changing, what would happened?

Tanglepelt*walks into room* What are you doing?

Snowflake:Changing...SO GET OUT OF HERE!

Tanglepelt:OMG CATS CAN CHANGE CLOTHES!? *Runs away*

2) Three and Four are fighting, but then Six comes in and brings Three and Four together as a couple.

Quillfeather: I hate you Hazelstripe! You just sit around like a background character!

Hazelstripe:I'm not a background character!

Quillfeather:Then how come you're only mentioned once by our author!?

Whiteflower pops in:Peace young warriors. Quillfeather he may be a background character but you aren't in any stories at all.

Quillfeather:So you mean I don't really exist yet?

Whiteflower:Yes.

Quillfeather:Bahh!!!! Hazelstripe huggle me!

Hazelstripe*Huggles Quillfeather* 0.o?

3) Five and Nine are talking when Seven runs in between yelling "I love (One)!"

Goosekit:Aren't you dead?

Darkstorm:Yes, but ChickenDance's Magical author powers have revived me.

Goosekit:Wow that's so-

Cloudstorm:I love you Mothflight!

Darkstorm & Goosekit: *-_-*

Goosekit:Drama queen.

Darkstorm:Ugh I know.

4) Ten and Two are in the middle of a battle when seven comes flying through screaming "Super (Seven's name)"

Snowflake: I hate you Cherryspots!

Cherryspots:But I'm your loving older brother! Now I must....HATE YOU!!

Snowflake & Cherryspots: *Fighting and stuff*

Cloudstorm: Super Cloud!! Dun dun dunn!! Wait OH MY GAWD!!!

Dies because she's really weak and dramatic*

Cherry & Snow: *Stop fighting*

Snowflake:Suddenly I feel much better.

Cherryspots:Me too. I think her OOCness was corrupting our minds.

5) Ten kills Four, Four's last words?

Snowflake:I must sacurfice a kitty to my dark lord. Muwuwuwuuw!!!

Hazelstripe:Hey Snowflake I-"

Snowflake:RAWR!!!" *Throws Him out a window*

Hazelstripe:EPP!! *Splatters all over the ground*

Snowflake:Muwuwuuuuwuuw!!!

Hazelstripe*Dead n stuff*

List your 10 favorite Warrior cats.

1:Flametail

2:Whitestorm

3:Scourge

4:Goosefeather

5:Hollyleaf

6:Yellowfang

7:Crowfeather

8:Cinderpelt

9:Longtail

10:Leafpool

1)Could you see 5 and 3 as a pairing?

Yes :3

2)If 9 was looking for a mate, would they choose 6 or 4?

If Longtail was looking for a mate would it be Yellowfang or Goosefeaher?

Yellowfang&Goosefeather:But we are medicine cats!

Longtail:Ew Yellowfang's old and a grouch.

Yellowfang: :0

Goosefeather*snicker*

Longtail:But Goosefeather is revoltingly ugly so I pick Yellowfang! c:

Goosesfeather: *sobs* But I loved yew!

3)Could you see 1 and 10 fighting over 7?

Flametail & Leafpool fighting over Crowfeather.

Leafpool: But I loved him before you did!

Flametail:Yeah but you left him!

Crowfeather:But I'm Nightcloud's bitch.

Nightcloud:Where is my bitch? He's suppose to be raising this child!

Breezepelt:Die bitch die!!!!

4)Think of a plot for a love story involving 2 and 8.

Whitestorm and Cinderpelt's relationship could easily be passed by as a father daughter relationship.

But incest things happen behind closed doors!

Cinderheart:Ew in a past life I had an incest relationship? You guys are sick! xP

5)What would happen if 7 walked in on 5 and 10 making out?

Crowfeather: What's going on here!?

Hollyleaf & Leafpool making out.

Hollyleaf:Eep help me daddy! Mommy's trying to be incest again!

Crowfeather:Again?

6)Would 4 rather make out with 8 or slap 3?

Tigerstar:Yes we have come to see Scourge to ask his help.

Bone: This way then.

Scourge:What is it?

Bone:This forest cat-"

Goosefeather:DIEZ YOU SONS OF OH BITCHZ!!!

Beats Scourge down*

Goosefeather *glares at Tigerstar:Your next.

Tigerstar:EEP!!

7)Has there ever been a fan fiction story about 1 and 2?

No.

8)What would kits between 6 and 8 look like?

Yellowfang & Cinderpelt kittens: Gray, dark gray, light gray, mangled legs, matted fur, amber eyes ect, ect, ect:

9)What is a pickup line would 4 use on 7?

Goosefeather:That kit is evil, EVIL!!!!

Crowfeather:What are you talking about? 0_O

Goosefeather: Hey isn't that neat? Both of our last names are feather, it's a sign from StarClan!
You must become Impreg and have my kits!

Crowfeather:NOOOO! Why do I have to have everybody's kits?!

10)If 3 and 6 got in a fight, who would 8 side with?

A Scourge & Yellowfang fight?

I guess Cinderpelt would slide with Yellowfang, she is her mentor after all.

Cinderpelt:Eat em Scourge!

Yellowfang:Hey!

I stand corrected.

Now do the same with your 10 least favorite characters.

1:Tigerstar

2:Onestar

3:Ivypaw

4:Lionblaze

5:Breezepelt

6:Sol

7:Berrynose

8:Darkstripe

9:Sunstar

10:Thistleclaw

1)Could you see 5 and 3 as a pairing?

Breezepelt x Ivypaw? Actually I could. 0_o

2)If 9 was looking for a mate, would they choose 4 or 6 ?

Sunstar would choose Lionblaze cause he isn't outside the warrior code.

3)Could you see 1 and 10 fighting over 7?

No, who would want Berrynose anyway?

Honeyfern:MEMEEMMEMEMMEMME!!!!

Poppyfrost:No! ME!!!

4)Think of a plot for a love story involving 2 and 8.

nO.

5)What would happen if 7 walked in on 5 and 10 making out?

Breezepelt & Thistleclaw *making out*

Berrynose:Can I join?

6)Would 4 rather make out with 8 or slap 3?

Lionblaze would bitch slap Ivypaw into the next year.

7)Has there ever been a fan fiction story about 1 and 2?

No *twitch* The horrible mental images of TigerxOne

8)What would kits between 6 and 8 look like?

Ugly as a freak!

9)What is a pickup line would 4 use on 7?

Lionblaze:We may both be male, and half brothers but I love-
Breezepelt:Hell no! Me too!

Lionblaze:Really?
Breezepelt:No.

10)If 3 and 6 got in a fight, who would 8 side with?

Ivypaw & Sol fighting*

Darkstripe:WOOT GO IVYPAW!

Ivypaw:I have fan girls see? I win!

Sol:NOOOO!!! *EXPLODES*