Hi! I am a love of Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, Starkid.

1. FIRST NAME: That's for me to know, and for you to find out.

2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? I don't know. Why don't you ask my mom? All I know about my name is that it's my name.

3. ARE YOU IN LOVE?: No.

4. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?: Don't know.

5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS? Um, sure?

6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT? Ham, I guess.

7. KIDS? That get quite annoying.

8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Duh!

9. TWILIGHT? No.

10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Sometimes.

11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? I'm pretty sure I still have them.

12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? I would probably puke on the person below.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? I like a lot. Speaking of cereal, it's time to eat...

14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM? Yes.

15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? In my mind, yes. Physically, I would get hurt.

16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Chocolate.

17. PEETA OR GALE: Peeta.

18. RED OR PINK? Pink.

19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? My feet

20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? Don't know. Maybe a character from Harry Potter who died.

21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS IN THERE PROFILE? Um, sure?

22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Dark blue shorts and I have no shoes on since I'm on my bed.

23. LAST THING YOU ATE? Still eating cereal...

24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Piano version of Stop This Train by John Mayer

25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Yellow-Orange

26. FAVORITE SMELL? Food.

27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? No one.

28. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? I don't know.

29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? Copy and Paste.

30. FAVORITE DRINK? Iced Tea

31. FAVORITE SPORT? Gymnastics

32. EYE AND HAIR COLOR? Black.

33. HAT SIZE? Whatever fits my head, I guess.

34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Nope.

35. FAVORITE FOOD? Ice Cream and Brownies. And cookies.

36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? Happy endings!

37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATRE? The Amazing Spider-Man

38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? I just throw something on.

39. SUMMER OR WINTER? Tolerable Summer and Winter days.

40. HUGS OR KISSES? Hugs.

41. FAVORITE DESSERT? Anything that's good.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. Quote it. Now!

"In the original tale of Sleeping Beauty, how many years dies the princess before she is awoken by true love's first kiss?" - The Land of Stories by Chris Colfer

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What's there?

A pillow

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Dance Moms

4. Without looking, guess what time it is.

3:03 PM

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

3:04 PM

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The dogs eating

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

I was getting out of the car yesterday.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Fanfics.

9. What are you wearing?

A blue/green/purple tank top and blue shorts

10. Did you dream last night?

I did, but I can't remember it.

11. When did you last laugh?

Five minutes ago.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

A couch, a TV, and a table

13. Seen anything weird lately?

No.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Eh.

15. What is the last film you saw?

The Hunger Games

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Harry Potter and The Hunger Games merchandise.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I hate it when people leave hanging. Like they're telling me a story and they just doze off.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Don't know.

19. Do you like to dance?

No.

20. Obama:

The president.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

I have no idea.

22. What if your first child were a boy? What do you name him?

Again, no idea.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

No.

24. What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?

HI!

25. Name 3 nerdy things you've thought or done in your life?

Why would I tell you?

Favorite Ships:

- Harry Potter
Harry/Ginny
Draco/Hermione
Lily/James
Lily/Severus

- Victorious:
Beck/Cat
Jade/Andre
Tori/Andre

- The Hunger Games
Katniss/Peeta
Gale/Madge

If you've ever tripped over an article of clothing you were wearing at the time, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever walked into a glass door thinking it was open, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever pulled on a door and complained about it being locked or really heavy, only to have someone point out to you that you're supposed be pushing on the door or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself! It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird! If you agree, copy and paste this and put it in your profile!

If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times, that you can quote word from word, and you do it at random times; copy and paste this on your profile!

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and fights the urge to slap those who don't, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love reading, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you hate animal abuse, copy and paste this on to your profile!

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Don't hate yourself in the morning- sleep till noon.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer.

If you've ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

Whoever said that nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door.

"You can't blame gravity for falling in love." - Albert Einstein

"Two souls with a single thought, two hearts that beat as one." - Fredrich Hampton

"“Love is a temporary madness, it erupts like volcanoes and then subsides. And when it subsides, you have to make a decision. You have to work out whether your roots have so entwined together that it is inconceivable that you should ever part. Because this is what love is. Love is not breathlessness, it is not excitement, it is not the promulgation of promises of eternal passion, it is not the desire to mate every second minute of the day, it is not lying awake at night imagining that he is kissing every cranny of your body. No, don't blush, I am telling you some truths. That is just being "in love", which any fool can do. Love itself is what is left over when being in love has burned away, and this is both an art and a fortunate accident.” - Louis de Bernieres

"You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly" - Sam Keen

"If music be the food of love, play on." - Shakespeare

“To be or not to be, that is the question;
Whether 'tis Nobler in the mind to suffer
The Slings and Arrows of outrageous Fortune,
Or to take Arms against a Sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them: to die, to sleep
No more; and by a sleep, to say we end
The heart-ache, and the thousand Natural shocks
That Flesh is heir to? 'Tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To die to sleep,
To sleep, perchance to Dream; Ay, there's the rub,
For in that sleep of death, what dreams may come,
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause. There's the respect
That makes Calamity of so long life:
For who would bear the Whips and Scorns of time,
The Oppressor's wrong, the poor man's Contumely,
The pangs of desprized Love, the Law’s delay,
The insolence of Office, and the Spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his Quietus make
With a bare Bodkin? Who would Fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscovered Country, from whose bourn
No Traveller returns, Puzzles the will,
And makes us rather bear those ills we have,
Than fly to others that we know not of.
Thus Conscience does make Cowards of us all,
And thus the Native hue of Resolution
Is sicklied o'er, with the pale cast of Thought,
And enterprises of great pith and moment,
With this regard their Currents turn away,
And lose the name of Action. Soft you now,
The fair Ophelia? Nymph, in thy Orisons
Be all my sins remembered."

- Hamlet, Shakespeare

If you think Bori is the worst invention on this planet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Friend: Will help me when I'm lost.
Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass,stealing my map and giving me bad directions.

Friend: Will help me learn to drive.
Best Friend: Will help me push the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away.
Best Friend: Won't let me go away.

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down.
Best Friend: Will point and laugh cause she tripped me.

Friend: Will bail me out of jail.
Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying ''Dang we screwed up!''

Friend: Will go to a concert with me.
Best Friend: Will help me kidnap the band.

Friend: Call my parents ''Mr'' or ''Mrs''
Best Friend:Call my parents ''Mom'' or ''Dad''

Friend: Ask me for my number.
Best Friend: Ask me for her number.

Friend: Hides me from the cops.
Best Friend: Is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

Friend: Lets me make an idiot out of myself in public.
Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Friends: Fade.
Best Friends: Are FOREVER.

FRIENDS Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN GIRL RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS:Will confort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crappp!

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to berry the body of the person that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

42 Things to do in an Elevator

1. CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. MEOW occasionally.
6. STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7. SAY -DING at each floor.
8. SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9.MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16. ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21. SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22. CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
23. MAKE car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. CONGRATULATE all for being in the same lift with you.
25. GRIMACE painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. WALK on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. WHILE the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. LET your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. WALK into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. TAKE shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. ASK people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. ALSO in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. ASK, "Did you feel that?"
34. TELL people that you can see their aura.
35. WHEN the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. ANNOUNCE in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. DRESS up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time...
38. START breathing heavily and grab your chest when someone walks in. Then stumble out gasping for air
39. WHEN someone comes in ask them to press 5 or 6 different floors
40. GET in and don't press any buttons. Wait for the elevator to be called somewhere and repeat 39.
41. IF you are the only one in the elevator, press all of the buttons and stand, staring at the door, waiting for someone to come.
42. LAUGH maniacally whenever anyone looks at you and say you're here for the mental health convention.

Rules For Hogwarts:

- If death eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE!

- Remus Lupin does NOT want a flee collar

- I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month.

- I will not say 'dude, get a life' to Lord Voldemort

- I will not ask Snape why he stole Batman's cape

- Professor Flitwick's name is not Yoda

- I am not to refer to the Accio charm as 'The Force'.

- The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

- If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 10 minutes, I shall assume that I am not allowed to use it.

- It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

- "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

- Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labelled, "Firewhiskey."

- I am not allowed to paint the House Elves blue and call them smurfs

- The Whomping Willow is not a Entwife with PMS

- "I have eight horcruxes, take that Voldy!"

- "So I was all like Avada Kadavra and he was all like. Dead."

- Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret

- No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

- Dumbledore is not Santa, he does not wish for me to sit on his knee and demand presents, especially not in May...June...or July...

- Despite popular belief, Hufflepuffs are not soft and squishy. Do not treat them as such.

- I am not allowed to sing 'we're off to see the wizard' on the way to the headmaster's office

- I am definitely not to sing it accompanied by the house elves acting as a backing group.

- Especially not with kazoos.

- The fact that there are only three unforgivable curses does not mean that every other curse is "pretty much forgivable".

- Enchanting the Sorting Hat to sort new students into the House of Martok, or any other house is forbidden.

- There is no such thing as the "Hufflepuff Marshmallow Man".

...Even if I do conjure him up.

- Regardless of the beautiful irony, I will not hang a tempting piñata from the Whomping Willow.

- The song "Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead" is never, ever appropriate.

- Especially in reference to Professor Umbridge.

- I will not write "Wizard" on my hat in sequins.

- I am not allowed to ask Pureblood students things like, "If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?"

- I am not allowed to dress exactly like Snape and ask him to call me "mini me."

- Snape does not want bleach, laundry detergent, or new underwear for his birthday or Christmas.

- No combination of these is acceptable.

- Murmuring “I see dead people… ” every time I see one of the ghosts is stupid and was never funny.

- Yelling “to infinity, and BEYOND!” was only funny the first time I took off on my broom.

- I am no longer allowed to sing my “own personal spy music” when I wander around the hallways.

- I should not remark that “hell hath no fury like a woman scorned” when Snape gets angry. Ever.

- If I become an animagus, I am not allowed to yell “MORPHIN’ TIME!” every time I change.

- I cannot do this whenever anyone else changes either.

- I must not shout "beam me up Scotty" before disapparating.

- I will not give Hagrid pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
(But that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.(Too late! You lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.) (What about in the Microwave? Let's go see...)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(But no peas?)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nut.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a child's Superman costume:Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

On a South Australian SAPSASA (South Australian Primary School Ameatur Sports Assoiation) jumper
Dry warm; Iron
Do not Iron
(...wth?)

On a coffee cup:
Warning: contents may be hot
(Well I hope my coffee's hot)

On cheap Peanut Butter:
May contain traces of nuts
(God, then what is actually in it!?)

20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at

passing cars; see if they slow down

2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.

3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that

4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso

6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"

7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy"

8: Dont use any punctuation

9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking

10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face

11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"

12: Sing along at the opera

13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day

15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it' then go when to said party.

16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"

17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON!!!!!!!!!"

18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose"

19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"

20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile!

Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it!

People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.

I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms.

Cute but psycho- things even out.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Hell issued a restraining order on me...oh the fun to be had!

My heart is not a playground

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge

I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one

I don't need your attitude. I got one of my own

It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.

I'm looking forward to regretting this.

Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later.

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

Join the dark side. We have cookies!

I'm not always a dork- sometimes I'm asleep

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

I don't take orders, and I don't deliver death wishes. If you wish to die, kill yourself.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over

A good girl is just a bad girl who's never gotten caught.

Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid?

Very few personal problems can't be solved through suitable application of high explosives.

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS!

There are three types of people: those who can count, and those who can't.

If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

SlinkyEscalator=Endless fun!

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I'm not a complete idiot - some parts are missing.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

I see regular people! Run for your lives!

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.

You say physco like it's a bad thing.

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

Normal people worry me.

I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me.

What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.

I think they named oranges before they named carrots. "Hey, what are these?" "They're Orange." "What about these?" "Ah Shit!"

If you're color blind, eating sweets must be a completely different experience. "Come on starbursts, give me red!... LEMON, DAMNIT!"

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more.

Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods; Because Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

I intend to live forever *looks at watch* so far, so good

Old enough to know better, young enough to do it again.

Embrace the inner rebel - don't sit up straight

Sure I have super powers! I just don't wanna show you

You're awesome... but when the zombies come, I'm tripping you

I am not weird... just plotting

I don't obsess! I think intensely!

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Don't piss me off, I am running out of places to hide bodies!

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

You know you're stressed out when you can hear mimes.

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?

Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried.

Questions to Ponder...

Why can pizza get to your house faster then an ambulance?

Why are they called apartments when they all stick together?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Am I the only one who finds it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

When the guy first discovered milk...what do you think he was doing?

They pushed her down a sewer.

About 6 years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by 5 girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge the police were called. They went down and brought up 17 year old Carmen Winstead's body, her neck broke from hitting the ladder, her face peeeled off from the side concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell...They believed them.

FACT: 2 months ago, 16 year old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower he heard laughter from his swower. He started freaking out and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep. 5 hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night cause of a loud noise. David was gone. That morning, a few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, in the dark, his neck broke and his face skin peeled off.

If you don't repost this saying "she was pushed" or "they pushed her down a sewer" then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet or the shower. When you go to sleep you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, and then Carmen will come and kill you.

Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless piece of s!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying dead on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

(add this to your profile if your against child abuse)

This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyone's nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.

That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.

If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list.
Antire5, EmoWolves of Shadow, Killercat-nya, Juura99, LoveUntilWeBleed, SoapMaster, fulofhyperness, Anari Cross, fange17, pie eater 2000, AlwaysHP-RealTHG

1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5)
2) THE ANSWER IS (L0OK AT #11)
3) D0NT GET MAD (L0OK AT #15)
4) CALM DOWN DONT BE TICKED OFF ( L0OK AT #13)
5) FIRST (L0OK AT #2)
6) D0NT BE THAT MAD (L0OK AT #12)
7) I JUST WANTED TO SAY HI...LOL
8 ) WHAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU IS...(THE ANSWER IS ON #14)
9) BE PATIENT (L0OK AT #4)
10) THIS IS THE LAST TIME IMMA DO THIS (L0OK AT #7)
11) IM NOT MAD WHEN IM SAYIN THIS (L0OK AT#6)
12) S0RRY (L0OK AT #8 )
13) D0NT BE GETTIN ALL HYPE (L0OK AT #10)
14) I D0NT KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS (L0OK AT #3)
15) YOU MUST BE REALLY TICKED OFF (L0OK AT NUMBER #9)
(Put it on your page if you laughed)

This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you!

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else (I even hugged him.)
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot (Note: The blow dryer)
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it (Note: My friend who had a fever at the time to be exact)
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil (Note: Right under my eye, too.)
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

(*)You love hoodies.
(*)You love jeans.
(*)Dogs are better than cats.
(*)It's hilarious when people get hurt.
(*)You've played with/against boys on a team.
(*)Shopping is torture.
(*)Sad movies suck.

()You own/ed an X-Box.
(*)Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

()At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
(*)You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
()You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
()You watch sports on TV.
()Gory movies are cool.
()You go to your dad for advice.
()You own like a trillion baseball caps.
()You like going to high school football games.
()You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
()Baggy pants are cool to wear.
(*)It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
(*)Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
()You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
(*)Sports are fun.
()Talk with food in your mouth.
(*)Sleep with your socks on at night--sometimes

TOTAL: 13/25

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

(*)You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
()You love to shop.
()You wear eyeliner.
(*)You wear the color pink (sometimes)
(*)Go to your mom for advice.
()You consider cheerleading a sport.
()You hate wearing the color black.
(*)You like hanging out at the mall.
()You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
()You like wearing jewelry.
()Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
()Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
(*)You don't like the movie Star Wars.
(*)You were in gymnastics/dance. (Both.)
() It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
()You smile a lot more than you should.
(*)You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
(*)You care about what you look like.
()You like wearing dresses when you can.
(*)You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
(*)You love the movies.
()Used to play with dolls as little kid.
(*)Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
()Like being the star of every thing.

TOTAL: 11/25

Big Harry Potter Survey Thingy

General

Are you obsessed with Harry Potter?

Yes.

Could You Prove That Statement In Court?

Duh.

Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s?

YEP!

What’s Hermione’s?

Jean

What’s Ron’s?

Bilius

What’s Harry’s?

James

What’s Ginny’s?

Molly

Have You Seen All The Movies?

Yep.

Read All The Books?

Duh.

What Do You Think Of JKR?

Yay!

Favorites

Weasley?

Ron

Character, Overall?

Ginny

Female character

Hermione

Male Charcter?

Ron

Group Of Characters?

Dumbledore's Army

Adult?

Molly Weasley

Professor?

Remus Lupin

Ship?

Harry/Ginny

Spell?

Expecto Patronum

Sweet?

Chocolate Frogs

Place?

Hogwarts

Weasley Twin?

Don't make me pick.

Product?

Books

Shop?

Flourish and Blotts

Least Favorites

Weasley?

Percy

Character, Overall?

Voldemort

Female?

Umbridge

Male?

Voldemort

Adult?

Voldemort

Student?

Lavender Brown

Spell?

Imperius

Book?

Goblet Of Fire

Ship?

Ginny and Blaise

Sweet?

Depends.

Death Eater?

Roldolphus Lestrange

Shop?

Madam Malkin's. (Don't know why.)

Place?

Azkaban

Professor?

Gilderoy Lockhart

Couples? What Do You Think?

Ron/Hermione?

Definitely!

Harry/Hermione?

Romione!

Harry/Ginny?

YES!

Harry/Luna?

No.

Harry/Pansy?

NO!

Ron/Lavender?

EWW!

Ron/Luna?

No.

Ron/Pansy?

Ron, dead in a minute.

Ron/Fleur?

No.

Hermione/Krum?

Ew.

Hermione/Draco?

DRAMIONE

Hermione/FredORGeorge?

No, Hermione belongs with Ron.

James/Lily?

Of Course

Lily/Snape?

It's cute how Snape protected Harry because of Lily. So, yes.

Lily/Sirius?

NO.

Lily/Lupin?

Y--NO!

Tonks/Lupin?

Squeal!

Draco/Pansy?

Ew

Fred/Angelina?

George and Angelina.

Bill/Fleur?

YEP!

Harry/Cho?

No

Katie/Oliver?

Sure

This Or That?

Harry or Ron?

Harry

Hermione or Ginny?

Ginny.

Neville or Seamus?

Neville

Snape or Slughorn?

Snape.

Fred or George?

Fred

Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione?

Harry/Ginny

Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione?

Ron/Hermione

Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna?

If I had to pick one, it would be Harmony, but Hinny all the way!

Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna?

Ron/Hermione

Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione?

Hermione/Krum

Ron/Lavander or Ron/Hermione?

Ron/Hermione

Butter Beer or Fire Whiskey?

Butter Beer

Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks?

Three Broomsticks

James/Lily or Snape/Lily?

Both

Hogwarts or Hogsmeade?

Hogwarts

Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley?

Diagon Alley

Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley?

Malfoy Manor.

Beartie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees?

Beartie Bott's

Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet?

Witch Weekly

Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch?

Rita Skeeter (Only because of Starkid)

Gyrffindor or Ravenclaw?

Ravenclaw

Hermione Granger is proof that bookworms can be cool.

Neville Longbottom is proof that cardigans can be bad-ass.

Luna Lovegood is proof that conformity is boring.

Ginny Weasley is proof that just being yourself will always attract the person you love.

Fred and George Weasley are proof that even in a dark situation there is laughter to be found.

Draco Malfoy is proof that ferrets can be cool.

Voldemort is proof that looking like a snake is not a good thing.

McGonagall is proof that there is no age-limit to awesomeness.

Mrs Weasley is proof that a mother's love can conquer even the most evil of people.

Snape is proof that love can last a lifetime.

Lily Potter is proof of how far a mother will go to protect her child.

Remus Lupin is proof that no matter what you are, it's who you are that counts.

Percy Weasley is proof that family is always more important than anything else.

Dudley Dursley is proof that even the most horrible of people can change their ways.

Mad-Eye Moody is proof that even the toughest of us can fall.

Fleur Delacaour is proof that there can be more to a pretty face.

Bellatrix is proof that even insanity can look good.

Harry Potter is proof that love will truly conquer all

I solemnly swear
I will never forget...
That first page.
That magical land I discovered,
And the wonderful dreams it inspired.
The people and places it led,
And wisdom in words which it said.
The late nights in bed,
The words which I read.
The memories it created,
The time that I waited...
But now that it's over, I solemnly swear
That no matter what, I will always care

1. write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

Cameron (picked randomly from the internet)

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green.

Blue

3. your first initial?

V

4. your month of birth?

March

5. which color do you like more, black or white?

White

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

Kira

7. your favorite number?

5

8. do you like California of Florida more?

California

9. do you like the lake or ocean more?

Ocean

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.)

I wish everything was okay

Are you done? If so, Pencils down. DON'T CHANGE YOU ANSWERS!!

Ok, Now Scroll down to see you results!

(Don't cheat--)

Your Results Are:...

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and you life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you're initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If You were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will no long but the memories will last forever

July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change.

white: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people

10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hours and it will come true before your next birthday

.••) .•) .•.•) .•)
(.• (.•Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer!

"Try Not To Cry"- Seriously, if your eyes don't at least get a little misty when you read this you have a problem.

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good boy, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Brittany; my girlfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Brittany, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

So, Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry and remember how blessed they truly are,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry"

2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are...

it ok to cry

Why Do Boys Fall In Love With Girls?

(This was written by a guy) (Don't break this, its so sweet! :) 1. They always smell good even if its just shampoo.

2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.

3. How cute they look when their asleep.

4. The ease in which they fit into our arms.

5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.

6. How cute they are when they eat.

7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.

8. Because they are always warm even though its minus 30 outside.

9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.

10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.

11. How cute they are when they argue.

12. The way her hand always finds yours.

13. The way they smile.

14. The way you feel when you see their name on the caller ID after you just had a big fight.

15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later...

16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.

17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".

18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...

19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.

20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something silly.

21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.

22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we won't admit it).

23. The way they say "I miss you".

24. The way you miss them.

25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt anymore.

26. The way that she looks almost always happy around you

Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they became everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitabley consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of mind but of the heart. A feeling.

Only felt.

This chain started in 2002. It is a love chain letter. In an hour you are supposed to repost this.

Now here comes the fun part. You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say "I love you," or "Will you go out with me?" NO JOKE!!

NOW THE CONSEQUENCES!!

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Once you read this letter, you must IMMEDIATELY (meaning within the hour) post it with the title "Why do boys fall in love with girls?" After you send it, make a wish and it will come TRUE

Girl Talk

Did you know...

Kissing is healthy. Bananas are good for period pain. It's good to cry. Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. Chocolate will make you feel better. Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. A good friend never judges. A good foundation will hide all hickeys... Not that you have any. Boys aren't worth your tears. We all love surprises.

Now... make a wish. Wish REALLY hard!! WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been recieved. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and... Your wish will be granted.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Veronica

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Verizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Purple Dog

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Anne Broadway (What do you know?)

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Gonvemam

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink) Green Sprite

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Enaaocl

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name, dad's middle name (boy: Dad's first, girl: Mom's first)): Angela Alexander(my dad doesn't have a middle name, so I'm just going to put a name)

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This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished that her dad would come home from the army, because he'd been having problems with his heart and right leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes later), the doorbell rang, and there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been having trouble in my job and on the verge of quitting. I made a simple wish that my boss would get a new job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55 there was an announcement that he was promoted and was leaving for another city. Believe me...this really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years of age. I had always been single and had been hoping to get into a nice, loving relationship for many years. While kind of daydreaming (and right after receiving this email) I wished that a quality person would finally come into my life. That was at 9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM a FedEx delivery man came into my office.He was cute, polite and could not stop smiling at me. He started coming back almost everyday (even without packages) and asked me out a week later. We married 6 months later and now have been happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but while you do, think of a wish. Make your wish when you have completed scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the number of minutes it will take for your wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min. something major that you've been wanting will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost