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Making the Cut by
ShearEnvy reviews
When a small town boy moves to the big city to pursue his dreams of becoming a cop and fate places him in the chair of a sexy, snarky hairstylist whose talent has her in high demand, will it be shear ecstasy or split ends? AH/OOC B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 97,343 - Reviews: 2078 - Favs: 2,206 - Follows: 2,359 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
How My Life was Ruined in 14 Days by
moon.witche reviews
Bella has a plan. It's a detailed plan for her whole life. But in her quest for perfection, she has skipped certain high school experiences. With graduation fast approaching, Bella concocts a new plan – a plan to lose her virginity. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,366 - Reviews: 3807 - Favs: 3,967 - Follows: 3,284 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bad Fauxmance by
stella luna sky reviews
Typical formula: boy meets girl. Boy befriends girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Girl has no idea. Boy is afraid to tell her, because Boy - me, Edward Cullen - has been pretending to be gay to keep Girl's man-hating self in his life. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,411 - Reviews: 4222 - Favs: 3,733 - Follows: 2,481 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Unexpected by
Scarlet Simm reviews
Broken hearted and alone, Bella tries to move on after Edward left. Struggling to retain her spirit, she pushes on for the sake of Charlie. Until the paranormal world catches up with her. Vampires, Werewolves and high school, the ultimate triad of horror.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 71,033 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by
Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9186 - Favs: 16,584 - Follows: 3,619 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by
vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8476 - Favs: 7,705 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
My Love, My Enemy reviews
Why did this have to happen to us? It could have happened to anyone else but why us? I was there staring at him with my newborn red eyes. He was the love of my life and my enemy, my true love and my worst nightmare. My only options are to kill or not.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,030 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Bella, Jacob