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Hey peeps! I don't really have any clue as to what to put on my wall so, here's to trying.

Age: 15

Height: Taller than average

Gender: Female

Eye color: There isn't one particular color. They change depending on mood and time of year, but usually brown or a variation of the color. One time they turned red when I got really pissed.

Relationship: Aromantic (It means without romance.)

State: Can't say

Favorite Number: 97

Favorite Paring: Kyoko/Ren!

Favorite Color: Blood red

Favorite Sport: Softball

Favorite Show: Skip! Beat

Favorite Book: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Favorite Subject: Math

Things I'm Good at: Cooking, roller blading, photography, math, softball, and baking

Hate anyone: Persona, Reo, all the other douch bags in manga

O.K. I don't really believe in this kind of stuff, but what the hey might as well. I have underlined my answers or put them there. The only one I didn't do was number nine.

Meaning of color and your birthday!!

Don 't cheat, If you are honest, this tells the truth. It's pretty good.

Write your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating!, The answers are at the bottom.

1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow?

2. Your first initial? P

3. Your month of birth? November

4. Which color do you like more, black or white?

5. Name of a person of the age and same sex as yours. Leigh

6. Your favorite number? 97

7. Do you like Flying or Driving more?

8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?

9. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!)

Answers:

1. If you choose:

Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black - You are conservative and aggressive.

Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue- You are spontaneous and love, kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

2. If your initial is:

A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

3. If you were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

4. If you chose:

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

5. This person is your best friend.

6. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.

7. If you chose:

Flying: You like adventure.

Driving: You are a laid back person.

8. If you chose:

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

9. This wish will come true only if you re-post this in one hour as "Meaning of color and your birthday!" and it will come true before your next birthday

I'm probably going to repeat something in this section but I don't really care.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

You have strange nicknames and can tell a detailed story about how you got them.

You spend all of your classes thinking up fanfictioin ideas.

You email/text yourself fanfiction ideas you have when you don't have a pencil/paper handy.

When your Civics teacher calls on you and you weren't paying attention, the first thing to come out of your mouth is "NOOOO!!!! *insert character name here* CAN'T KILL *insert other character name* Oh, and the answer is 1874.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me, either.
Just leave me the heck alone.

We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you think it would be hilarious if there was a caption that said, 'If you're dead, paste this on you profile,' copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. WHAT ARE THESE SHOWS, AND WHO IN THE HECK COMES UP WITH THESE STUPID SOUNDING NAMES!?!?!?!?!?

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting or fighting them, copy and paste this.

If you have ever daydreamed/dreamed of kissing your favorite anime character, copy and paste this into your profile. UNFORTUNATELY, I CAN SAY THIS IS TRUE...

If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile. ALL THE TIME PEOPLES!!!

If you think that you have psychic powers but are just not activated yet, copy and paste this into your profile

94 percent of people would scream if Edward Cullen were to fall in love with someone else other than Bella. If you're the 6 percent who wouldn't care then copy and paste this into your profile. HEE HEE, I'M THE .OOOOO1 PERCENT THAT FED THE DUMB VAMPIRE THE LOVE POTION AND GAVE THE OTHER HALF TO A DEFORMED GIRAFFE.

Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your
face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap
that mother@#?!&! upside the head. Pass it on...

Achluophobia - Fear of darkness.
Acrophobia - Fear of heights.
Agliophobia - Fear of pain.
Agoraphobia - Fear of open spaces or crowds.
Aichmophobia - Fear of needles or pointed objects.
Amaxophobia - Fear of riding in a car.
Androphobia - Fear of men.
Anginophobia - Fear of angina or choking.
Anthrophobia - Fear of flowers.
Anthropophobia - Fear of people or society.
Aphenphosmphobia - Fear of being touched.
Arachnophobia - Fear of spiders.
Arithmophobia - Fear of numbers.
Astraphobia - Fear of thunder and lightning.
Ataxophobia - Fear of disorder or untidiness.
Atelophobia - Fear of imperfection.
Atychiphobia - Fear of failure.
Autophobia - Fear of being alone.

Total so far: 6

B
Bacteriophobia - Fear of bacteria.
Barophobia - Fear of gravity.
Bathmophobia - Fear of stairs or steep places.
Batrachophobia - Fear of amphibians.
Bibliophobia - Fear of books.
Botanophobia - Fear of plants.

Total so far: 6

C
Cacophobia - Fear of ugliness.
Catagelophobia - Fear of being ridiculed publicly.
Catoptrophobia - Fear of mirrors.
Chionophobia - Fear of snow.
Chromophobia - Fear of colors.
Chronomentrophobia - Fear of clocks.
Claustrophobia - Fear of confined spaces.
Coulrophobia - Fear of clowns.
Cyberphobia - Fear of computers.
Cynophobia - Fear of dogs. ( I got over that one.)

Total so far: 8

D
Dendrophobia - Fear of trees.
Dentophobia - Fear of dentists.
Domatophobia - Fear of houses.

Total so far: 8

Elurophobia - Fear of cats.
Ephebiphobia - Fear of teenagers.
Equinophobia - Fear of horses.

Total so far: still 8

G
Gophobia - Fear of marriage.
Genuphobia - Fear of knees.
Glossophobia - Fear of speaking in public.
Gynophobia - Fear of women.

Total so far: 8

H
Heliophobia - Fear of the sun.
Hemophobia - Fear of blood.
Herpetophobia - Fear of reptiles.
Hydrophobia - Fear of water.

Total so far: 8

I
Itrophobia - Fear of doctors.
Insectophobia - Fear of insects.

Total so far: still 8

K
Koinoniphobia - Fear of rooms.

Total so far: still 8

L
Lekophobia - Fear of the color white.
Lilapsophobia - Fear of tornadoes and hurricanes.
Lockiophobia - Fear of childbirth.

Total so far: again with the 8

M
Mageirocophobia - Fear of cooking. ( What retard would be afraid of cooking?)
Melanophobia - Fear of the color black.
Microphobia - Fear of small things.
Mysophobia - Fear of dirt and germs.

Total so far: 8..I hate this number, for real. not kidding...

N
Necrophobia - Fear of death or dead things
Noctiphobia - Fear of the night.
Nosocomephobia - Fear of hospitals.

Total so far: still 8

O
Obesophobia - Fear of gaining weight
Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8.
Ombrophobia - Fear of rain.
Ophidiophobia - Fear of snakes.
Ornithophobia - Fear of birds.

Total so far: still 8

P
Papyrophobia - Fear of paper.
Pathophobia - Fear of disease.
Pedophobia - Fear of children.
Philophobia - Fear of love.
Phobophobia - Fear of being afraid.
Podophobia - Fear of feet.
Porphyrophobia - Fear of the color purple.
Pteridophobia - Fear of ferns.
Pteromerhanophobia - Fear of flying.
Pyrophobia - Fear of fire. (I am a pryo thank you very much)

Total so far: 8

S
Scolionophobia - Fear of school.
Selenophobia - Fear of the moon.
Sociophobia - Fear of social evaluation.
Somniphobia - Fear of sleep.

Total so far: 8

T
Tachophobia - Fear of speed.
Technophobia - Fear of technology.
Tonitrophobia - Fear of thunder.
Trypanophobia - Fear of injections.
Tychiphobia – Fear of accidents.

Total so far: 8... -.-

V-Z
Venustraphobia - Fear of beautiful women.
Verminophobia - Fear of germs.
Wiccaphobia - Fear of witches and witchcraft. ( I don't know what you're talking about I am a witch.)
Xenophobia - Fear of strangers
Zoophobia - Fear of animals

Total: 8

If you're in love with a character that doesn't even exist, copy this into your profile. (MMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

If sarcasm is your first and favorite language, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. :)

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. (True dat!)

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. (Do it all of the time.)

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! XD

If you have ever choked on air, (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy and paste this (Does coughing count?)

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

98% of teens would be dead if Twilight said breathing wasn't cool. Post this if you are a part of the 2% laughing. (I am; that's why i posted it.)

95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP". (I would; that's why it's here.)

"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes. I'm out of control and at times hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." — Marilyn Monroe

War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever gone into a laughing fit for no reason, copy this onto your profile.

Put this on your profile if you've ever felt like crying from reading a fanfic story.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're in love with a character that doesn't even exist, copy this into your profile.

If sarcasm is your first and favorite language, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off!

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy and paste this in to your profile

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Bookworm-Booklover, Jasper's Fangirl, vampirechick123, snow in my coco, Pepa333, SlytherinLuver, le-vrai-visqueux, Zetsubel, Lynne Vanda, The Princess of Bel Air

If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, Mysterious Miracle, Frostpaw, Crazy Rayne, Alicegirl, Zandylion, Nightmare and Dream, vampirechick123, snow in my coco, Pepa333, SlytherinLuver, le-vrai-visqueux, Zetsubel, Lynne Vanda

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought imposible to choke on), copy and paste this

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with FanFiction copy this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever experienced deja vu, copy this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

Sing the Alphabet. Sing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. If you didn't realize until now that they have the same tune, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!! ... copy and paste this into your profile.

GAKUEN ALICE
...G...Put This
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...U...If you
...E...Absolutely
...N...Love
... ...Gakuen Alice
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This is a list of rather rude stereotypes. If you think people should get over the stupid stereotypes, post any that aply to your wall.

I'm PALE, so I MUST think I'm a VAMPIRE

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (No I aint gay, but I have bisexual friends.)

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. (Ummm, it's school uniform, so I HAVE to wear it. Trust me, if it wasn't I soooo wouldn't be wearing them...)

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm PRETTY RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (I don't happen to believe so, but my friends won't stop telling me I am, and guys keep asking me out, so I guess I am...)

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (I do SO have a social life! It just happens to be on my laptop...)

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (HEY! NOT NICE!!!!!!!)

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (Again, girl!)

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (Last time I checked, you were a slut if you were in middle school and weren't a virgin, but maybe that's just me...)

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.(most of my friends are too, so...go band geeks!)

I'I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (Heehee, I AM crazy, though...)

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER POLEDANCER so I MUST be a whore myself.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (okay i try and fail...)

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (...one other question: how can you stalk an anime character? If anyone happens to know the answer to this question, please enlighten poor little blonde me.)

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's called a kilt you idiots!)

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. (I believe that we have already been over the fact that I have a bisexual friend...)

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (People, the president promised change, and we got it: it changed for the WORSE. Plus, having such a big government is a bit...much. Not that I think we should all rule ourselves or anything nutso like that, I just think people should have more choices for them selves...)

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. (Last time I checked, everyone on this planet is a person. Yes, even animals.)

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.(Uhh, no stupids. I simply think having a boyfriend in 7th grade is stupid.)

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.(I've never been in it, but I love to watch it.)

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist. (hee hee, my friends *at a birthday party recently* took a tire rim off the side of the road and set it on fire in the middle of the street at 2 am. It went boom-boom. Turns out it belonged to a dude that has been to jail 5 freakin times, and he's looking for the rim...shit...)

I'm not a poser or a goth or a skater or emo or a jock, so I must be a prep.

I'm SMART so I MUST not have friends. (WTF? I have a TON of friends!)

I wear glasses so I MUST be a NERD.

Stereotypes over.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

YOUR GUY SIDE: (the things with an "x" is what I chose. I got this from lifeisagame7's profile)

[x]You love hoodies.
[x]You love jeans.
[ ]Dogs are better than cats
[x]It's hilarious when people get hurt.
[x]You've played with/against boys on a team.
[x]Shopping is torture.
[x]Sad movies suck
[ ]You own/ed an X-Box.
[x]Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
[x]At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[x]You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
[x]You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[x]You watch sports on TV.
[x]Gory movies are cool.
[ ]You go to your dad for advice.
[x]You own like a trillion baseball caps.
[x]You like going to high school football games.
[x]You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
[x]Baggy pants are cool to wear.
[x]It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x]Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x]You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[x]Sports are fun
[x]Talk with food in your mouth.
[x]Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 22

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

[ ]You wear lip gloss/stick.
[ ]You love to shop.
[ ]You wear eyeliner.
[ ]You wear the color pink.
[ ]Go to your mom for advice.
[ ]You consider cheerleading a sport.
[ ]You hate wearing the color black.
[ ]You like hanging out at the mall.
[ ]You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[ ]You like wearing jewelry.
[ ]Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ]Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[ ]You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[x]You were in gymnastics/dance? (Dance and had to take gymnastics in gym class xP )
[ ]It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
[x]You smile a lot more than you should.
[ ]You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[ ]You care about what you look like.
[ ]You like wearing dresses when you can.
[ ]You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[x]You love the movies.
[x]Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ]Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
[ ]Like being the star of every thing

Total: 4

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

Did you know...
Kissing is healthy.
Bananas are good for period pain.
It's good to cry.
Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
Lying is actually unhealthy.
You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want you to make the first move.
It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
Chocolate will make you feel better.
Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
A good friend never judges.
A good foundation will hide a hickeys...not that you have any.
Boys aren't worth your tears.
We all love surprises.
Now...make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!
WISH WISH WISH!
Your wish has just been recieved.
Copy and paste into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...your wish will be granted.

If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile.

If your happy and you know it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fang is hotter than Iggy copy this to your profile

Pick 10 characters and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!! Tag 5 people when you're done.

1.) Tsubasa (Gakuen Alice)

2.) Mikan (Gakuen Alice)

3.) Kaoru (OHSHC)

4.) Hikaru (OHSHC)

5.) Hunny (OHSHC)

6.) Kyoya (OHSHC)

7.) Mori (OHSHC)

8.) Haruhi (OHSHC)

9.) Tamaki (OHSHC)

10.) Hotaru (Gakuen Alice)

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Ahhhhh! Why are you in my room Tsubasa! Not like I really mind though...

Number 2 asked you to go out with him/her?

Wait... we’re chicks, bud. I don’t know about you, but I’m strait.

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Kaoru? What the heck?!?!?!?! Get out!

4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Why Hikaru? Why?! Why did you have to be gay!

5 cooked you dinner?

OMFOHSHC! (Oh my fudging Ouran High School Host club) You made me tripple chocolate cake! How did you know that was my favorite dessert! Now where's my meaty dinner?

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

fan girl spazs and attacks Kyoya*

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Beast! Wait, now I can't fan girl spaz over him any more. *Sobs*

8 got into the hospital somehow?

I told you not to let Tamaki play in the fire place.

9 made fun of your friends?

Tamaki woldn't do that...

10 ignored you all the time?

That’s alright, she's always ignored everyone.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Shrug his shoulders if it's just me. If Mikan is there he will take those bastards out!

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Panics and cries. (Stupid Mikan)

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

African tea. (I really love tea)

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Call the “Commoner Firefighters”. Me: BAKA!

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Bring me chocolate comfort cake. Me: I love you Hunny! You bring me cake!

You're about to marry number 6. What's 10's reaction?

Nothing. She's not even in the same manga/anime. Me: *Complete fan girl spazm*

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Pat my head... but that’s enough *Fan girl glomps Mori*

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?

Pointing out the “Good News”. Me: I don't give a dang about the good news. I'm trying to get Mori to come pat me on the head.

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?

Get over excited. He is the biggest baka in the group.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Shoot me with a baka gun.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Because he is a smexy beast!

2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

What... No... Let me spell this out for you... YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH NATSUME!

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

They'd hate him. 1.) He's a rich kid 2.) He looks like he's from an anime/manga 3.) He wouldn't keep his mouth shut and told them he is an anime/manga character. My parents would then kick him out the door and never let me date again.

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

Yes, Hikaru, you’re gay. I see that now.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Hel...k no bisnatch!

6 appears to be a player, he/she breaks many hearts. What do you do?

Hunny? WHOA, WOAH, WHAT!

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

YEA! *Fan girl glomps Mori* I always wanted him to pay attention to me.

Number 8 thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her?

Girl, the ENTIRE HOST CLUB LIKES YOU! ARE YOU BLIND?!?!?!?

Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?

No... I don't trust his "commoner's" assesment of food.

10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?

Untill she finds a better job. She loves money... (Just like me! I think that's where I got the money loving sickness.)

1 offers you a CD. Considering her tastes, do you listen to it?

Maybe...

2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?

WHO THE HECK ARE YOU AND WHAT DID YOU DO TO MIKAN-CHAN????

3 told 6 she started her period.

“What the-?” There both boys!

4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.

I DON"T THINK SO! MORI IS MINE!

5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?

Hunny, why are you wearing "Lobelia Girls Attack" clothes again?

6 cusses 2 out in german. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does he do?

Kaoru goes and tells Hotaru and she knocks Kyoya into next week with her baka gun, lol.

7 got high.

Mori can't get high. That would be like when he got hungry... That crap was scary...

8 reads your fan fictions an complains. What is it about?

She doesn't understand any of it. They're all Gakuen alice fanfics.

9 can't stand 1, so how does she get her revenge when she spills Soda all over her?

Tamaki screams like a girl, then tells Tsubasa he can't come to the Host Club anymore. Tsubasa laughs becase he dosen't care... Tamaki is then doing squats for 6 hours. I love shadow magic.

10 starts working at a bar...

I guess it's better than Chuckey Cheese

2 comes in and tells you she's pregnant from 1

What the heck???? I don't think so bisnatch!!!!! Tsubasa is MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you LOVE Harry Potter, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with The Powerpuff Girls, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love gazing out at the stars and the moon, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever pushed a door that said pull or visa versa, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever run into a wall, or a part of one, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever freaked people out at your school and still do, copy this on to your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and are proud of it copy this to your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you like to read people's profiles when you're bored, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of those "copy and paste this to your profile"s, copy and paste this to your profile

f you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile.

Why America has some issues...

1. Only in America can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America are there people who leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America are there people who use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America are there people who buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America are there people who use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America are there people who have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

Ways to make sure you're insane

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"

Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright.

As often as possible, skip rather than walk .

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"

Sing along at the opera.

Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme .

Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.

When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"

When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!!" -i love this one!!

COPY AND PASTE INTO YOUR PROFILE! BOLD THE ONES THAT APPLYS TO YOU

I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy (Okay... I am crazy...)

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish (I do actually love the non-sparkly vampires...)

I'm a good actor/actress, so I MUST be a liar

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean

I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi

I WEAR GLASSES and RETAINERS, so I MUST be a nerd

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm HALF ASIAN HALF BRITISH, so I MUST be short

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I HAVE a BIG FAMILY siblings, so WE MUST be financially challenged

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too

I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist

I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans

I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature

I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet

I don't have a SOCIAL LABEL, so I must just be Emo.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be Emo.

I like COUNTRY music, so I MUST be a redneck hick.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I FOUND THIS LIST AND COPIED IT INTO MY PROFILE IN AN ATTEMPT TO HELP STOP SOCIAL LABELS, SO I MUST HAVE NO LIFE.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

From the Vampiric Council regarding Stephanie Meyer

Council Chambers
Association of Vampiric Activities Worldwide
1431 Wallachia Ave.
Sighisoara, Transylvania

From the Council Chambers of the Association of Vampiric Activities Worldwide

Regarding those of the Vampire race in the Cullen family and the now-former human Isabella Swan, with the following issues brought before Stephanie Meyer.

It has come to our attention that your creation's popularity among humans - particularly adolescent females - has been on the rise as of late. While we do respect those promoting our kind who achieve fame and glory, we nevertheless must hold you accountable for promoting several grievous misconceptions about our race.

Grievance the First: Lifestyle

It has been discovered through various interviews with readers and fans that you claim the following: Vampires do not sleep, breathe, or eat. Additionally, you state that Edward Cullen drinks animal blood to avoid biting humans. To begin, Vampires should generally sleep in a coffin containing the soil of their homeland. It is not a necessity, but it is highly recommended to preserve vitality. This is a fact that has been laid down since the time of our most ancient ancestor Ch'thon. The concept of not needing to breathe is foolish. Certainly the more powerful among us consider breathing a hobby, however a study of the Cullen family reveals that none of them are at such a level. The consumption of animal blood is something you are only partially correct on. It is common knowledge that nothing can surpass 100 percent genuine virgin blood in terms of performance enhancement. Animal blood works in emergencies, but fresh human blood - preferably virgin - is the status quo.

Furthermore, if our kind were to feed solely on animals with lower-quality blood, feedings would increase and it would cause potential instability in the planetary food chain and we could all very well end up extinct.

Grievance the Second: Method

Your portrayal of Edward Cullen in particular is a slight affront to our race. He is described using reference from the novels in the following way:

"Edward, like all Vampires in the Twilight series, possesses superhuman beauty, strength, speed, endurance, and agility. His scent and voice are enormously seductive, so much so that he occasionally sends Bella into a pliant daze entirely by accident."

Our abilities do vary, so thankfully the idea of Edward being a fast mover is not an affront to us. The rest of the description, however, we take exception to. While the idea of our race being a sexual one by nature is indeed true, Vampires are quite adept at restraint of libido. We remain unobtrusive as need dictates, and merely charming when appropriate. Methods of seduction are to be employed against humans only when a Vampire has reached a state of mental maturity. The idea that Edward - being so young mentally - practically radiates lust is ridiculous. If Isabella Swan is indeed swooning around one such as him, the cause is more than likely akin to a pungent smother than an aromatic caress.

A requested message from Proinsias Cassidy states that one need not "look like a total (expletive deleted) wanker t'get some (expletive deleted)." To express things more eloquently, we wish you would cease writing things in an apparent state of self-induced arousal.

Grievance the Third: Concerning Isabella Swan

As is most likely obvious by now, the brunt of our displeasure with you seems to focus on Edward Cullen. Also of concern to us is your handling of the human Isabella Swan. While member Seras Victoria points out that Vampires can indeed fall in love with humans, such likelihood seems to fade as the Vampire grows more accustomed to their lifestyle. The near-immediate conversion to a Vampiric state to further develop a relationship is permissible and indeed encouraged. Unfortunately in your story, it seems it takes most of the series before this happens.

By all rights, only a fresh Vampire would be so hesitant to turn the target of their affection to their kind, as they would still cling to humanity. You state that Edward has been alive since the early 1900's. He should have shed such a connection to Humanity by this time. Furthermore, Vampires are generally not driven to attempt suicide simply because of badly-handled romantic situations.

Grievance the Fourth: Concerning Power

Stated above, powers do vary within, and a Vampire's abilities may even change as they gain power and status.

Default Vampire powers are the following:
Increased strength
Increased speed
Enhanced senses
Telepathy
Familiars among the animal kind and limited shapeshifting of a related nature

Note that some Vampires may not possess these abilities, and some may possess others. Edward's current lineup of abilities is largely satisfactory, although we must state that no human is immune to a Vampire's telepathy. The idea of 'injecting venom into the heart' to convert a human to a Vampire is nonsense. Drinking a humans blood first renders them weak, and if a human is severely drained by a Vampire, only then do they themselves become a Vampire.

Additionally, the concept of Vampires having such varied powers among their own kind for the reason you describe is largely ridiculous. Vampires gain and perfect powers as they mature. Please realize that the varied capabilities of the Volturi are primarily telepathic in basic nature, and that the elementalist abilities of the Egyptian Coven's member Benjamin is more akin to the misrepresented nature of the so-called 'ninjas' of "Naruto" rather than the true abilities of any Vampire.

Furthermore, the idea of Vampires sparkling in sunlight is seen by us as truly nothing more than a foolish plot device. The most powerful of us are merely annoyed by sunlight, while the vast majority would - as member Proinsias Cassidy describes - "go up like six tons of Symtex."

Further Comments:

President Vlad Dracula would like to state that even if you were a virgin he would not drink from you, for it would only sully our race.

Member Proisias Cassidy's message has been removed due to generally inappropriate language.

Member Saya Otonashi commends you on including a character who wishes to become a Vampire, however she feels offended that such a character would change so swiftly and practically throw her character away when changing so.

Member Angelus advises that the next time Edward Cullen feels jilted in his love life, that he try to sort out the problem himself.

Member Louise de Pointe du Lac recalls his own experience in Human-Vampire relations and cannot help but wonder how Isabella might have fared if she had met Lestat.

Member Seras Victoria wishes she could sparkle in the sunlight too. She has been reprimanded.

Council Notes:

-We must commend you on the concept of the Volturi, although we find their policies regarding knowledge of our kind and dislike of Vampire children to be largely pointless.

-In anticipation of potential backlash regarding oddities among our own race, we wish to settle the following disputes here and shortly. First, concerning the unique nature of Vampires in Saya Otonashi's place of residence, human experimentation has muddled our kind their. The Chiropteran and Cavalier race are genetic deviants. Secondly, Proinsias Cassidy has quietly informed us that he had his fangs filed into normal incisors so as to avoid unwanted attention among humans. Furthermore, Louise de Pointe du Lac has commented on a new Vampire's need to bite and drink from the one who created them. This is not a necessary act and it has been concluded that this is an act done by some to give a Vampire their first blood until they are strong enough to feed themselves.

-In reference to your typical styles of romance, we have made contact with huntress Selene concerning her escapades with the Lycanthrope race.

-We are aware that the Count currently living on Sesame st. as well as Count Chocula do not conform to the standards set by the Council, however their actions and lifestyle are acceptable as they are useful for drawing in children.

-It is the esteemed belief of this Council that in cinematic portrayals of our race, Bela Lugosi and Tom Cruise make far better Vampires than Robert Patterson.

Sincerely,
Vlad Dracula, Count (President)
Proinsias Cassidy (Head of Human Relations Department)
Saya Otonashi (Deputy Head of Human Relations Department)
Angelus (Redemptions and Counseling)
Louise de Pointe du Lac (Chief Historian)
Seras Victoria (Head of Security)

Post-script: Should you happen to be in contact with the esteemed Mr. Richard O'Brien before we are, please remind him that Transylvania is not 'trans-sexual', and we have no record of 'sweet transvestites' living here. The tourists are becoming annoying.

Post the Council's letter in your profile if you completely agree with them. I know I do.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more. who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.:HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, all-hail-the-jello, O Wingless One, Boekincho- at your service, The Dark Moose,Creamsoda92, Creativesprite, They-Call-Me-Hatter,RandomRomantasist999,The Princess of Bel Air

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, danceswithwings119, gottaluvtwilight, freexflyer, Green.Winged.Mistress, MoonStarWithWings, Yourcool79, MyNameIsCAB, chibi-sarus, hawkstar2, CrazyLittleKookoo, Vera A, They-Call-Me-Hatter, RandomRomantasist999, The Princess of Bel Air

Sigh I think this might mean something…

Please read-true story (not me)

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

Silence is golden, but duck tape is silver.

Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I find a row boat and save your sorry ass

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering "You will die in seven days..."

A friend helps you up when you fall. A BEST friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

A friend gives you thier umbrella in the rain. A BEST friend takes yours and says, "RUN, bitch! RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected. A BEST friend goes up to him and says, "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail. A BEST friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

Between two evils, i always pick the one I've never tried.

If several inanimate objects hate you post this on profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.

Was that an earthquake, or did i just rock your world?

Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep until noon

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Assassinations is an extreme form of censorship.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought your paper would protect you, geez!

Everything in this room is eat-able, even I’m eat-able. But that, my dear children, is called cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.

Music is love in search of word.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world go, "WTF??"

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

Come join the dark side, we have cookies!! mu hu hu ha ha ha!!

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else

Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?

i've got ADD and magic markers, oh the fun I will have

20 Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,

" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,

"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,

say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..

"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.),Phish Tacko (Marty McFly, Klaus Baudelaire, Alex P. Keaton) Sugary Snicket (Danny Phantom/Fenton in my early FFN days, Durza, Dexter Morgan, Sirrus) FanofSnicket (Klaus Bauldalaire!!) Insanefangirl (Randall off monsters inc.)MrsEdgarAllanPoe(Sweeney Todd, Jack Skelington, Edward Scissorhands, Tobias Ragg, and Agent Fox "Spooky" Mulder), -Nellie-flipping-Lovett (Klaus Baudalaire, Tobias Ragg, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Cedric Diggary, Edward Cullen-I still have crushes on all of them!!), xxlindzzz (Jacob Black, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Marty McFly, Mr Darcy, Danny Phantom, Tobias Ragg, Sweeney Todd, Edward Scissorhands, basically any Johnny Depp character (this includes the Mad Hatter – only Johnny Depp could make him look hot), Hatter ( ), probably a million others that I’m forgetting. Ha.) RandomRomantasist999(Too many to list here...O.O), The Princess of Bel Air (WWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY too many to list here.)

If you squeal like a little fangirl everytime Hatter messes with his hat in some amazing way/shape/form, copy and paste!

If you think Hatter looked most dashing when he was bruised and beaten, and hate how he cleans up at the end, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you’ve sat and wondered why the eff Jack’s hair changes color AND style after he’s back in Wonderland, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you caught all the references to the book while watching Syfy’s Alice, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would drop dead in the off chance that Hatter fixed that cocky, smoldering gaze on you and said something (it honestly could be anything, the friggen time of day), copy and paste this into your profile.

Jack Heart is a douche, and don't forget it!

If you would have taken Jareth's offer in a heart beat, baby brother be damned, copy and past this into your profle.

BOY : May I hold your hand?

GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!

BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??

BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.

BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.

BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!

GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!

GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??

TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.

WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?

MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.

HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andrew says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?

PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"

Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"

Pupil : "The moon".

Teacher : "Why?"

Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"

Pupil : "A teacher".

4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"

Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"

Sam : "It's a family tradition".

Teacher : "What do you mean?"

Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".

Teacher : "What about your mother?"

Sam : "She's a woman".

7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"

David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".

8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"

Student : "Brotherly love".

9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"

Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"

Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".

11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"

One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."

12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"

One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Most Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with jerks who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BRAINS AND A HEART to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' I really wish that more guys were like this, and I bet alot of girls do too.