MegaanFenton998
 Author has written 5 stories for Danny Phantom. HELOO ;) Im Megaanfenton998, I Live In Devon *WHOOP WHOOP ;)* I Love Cartoons, Aint Nothing Like 'em :L My Song ;) I Love You, You Love Me Barney Gave Me HIV I Went For A Kiss But He Wanted More And I Got Raped By A Dinosaur ;) -The statement below is true. The statement above is false. -Never make one person your everything, because if they leave you, then you'll have nothing. -Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches... it's more like a jar of jalapeños. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow. -You take my breath away... stay away from me, I'm too young to die! -He took me from a bar, he took me in his car. He took my top off and put his lips on mine, but don't worry, I'm a bottle of wine. -If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? -What was the best thing before sliced bread? -If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too? -If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? -Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it? -Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"? -Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren’t going as ghosts but as mattresses? -Is there another word for synonym? -If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean the fifth one enjoys it? -If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? -Why do they put Braille on drive-thru bank machines? -Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the hell is the ceiling?! -Duck tape is like the force; it has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together. -If you ever feel like you have butterflies in your stomach... then maybe eating those caterpillars as a kid wasn't such a good idea. -I wish you were here... In my room... With all the lights off... In my bed... Under the covers... So I could... Show you my glow-in-the-dark watch! DPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDP1111111111 Long live Danny Phantom! Revive the series Nickelodeon, FOR THE GOOD OF THE PEOPLE! Quotes for life Flying is easy, just throw yourself at the ground and miss. A wise man once said, "Go ask a woman." Escelator+slinky= endless fun When my mother wakes up in the morning, her feet touch the ground and the devil goes "HOLY CRAP! SHE'S UP!" Whatever does not kill me better run for it's Godforsaken life. The dinosaurs didn't die from a meteor, Barney came along and they all commited suicide. When asked why you are drinking in the early hours of the morning, reply "I wise man once said it's five'o'clock somehwere" Music is like candy, throw away the rappers. Invade the Wonka Factory and become a Sith Chocolateer today! When in doubt, push random buttons! If once you do not succeed, quit and go see what's on TV. If quitters never win and winners never quit, what a-hole came up with 'Quit while you're ahead'? If Spongebob is such a big success, then why does he still work as a frycook? And why were his first words "May I take your order?" 42 is the answer to life, to the universe, to everything. PMS: Possible Murder Suspect. There are three different kinds of people, those who can count and those who can't. Don't mess with me, this Sharpie can alter reality. Favorite Quotes from my Favorite TV Shows: Super Danny: This looks a job for... THE VACCUM CLEANER!! (Danny Phantom) Tucker: You really should listen to me, you know. I'm handsome, I'm smart, I have a kickin' hat!... (Danny Phantom) That's why I don't trust politicians." Kevin Ben 10 "Solid gold poop?" Ben Ben 10 "If I had ghost powers, I would go to the Wal-Mart, stay invisible, and then pop out of cereal boxes going PICK ME! PICK ME!" me "If Robert Pattinson was threatening to jump, I'd be in the first row with a camera crew and some popcorn" Me If you hate Twilight with the white hot intensity of a thousand suns, copy and paste this into your profile, grab a bat, and let's find Robert Pattinson! If you actually tried to give yourself ghost powers, smack yourself for being stupid! Oh, and copy and paste this into your profile. LONG LIVE DANNY PHANTOM. LOST BUT NEVER FORGOTTEN. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak, either behind my back, or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud of who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing things no one seems to have the time to do anymore, who loves and is obsessed with Danny Phantom/Statick Shock/something new every few minutes, who can express herself better without words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. ~PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV, iStartRiots, CourtneyXDuncanForver, musicaltheatergirl-dxc4eva, SamanthaFenton, Linzerj, I'mdancinonthefloorforacartoon~Skellingtonfan1- Megaanfenton998 If you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile. If you sold yourself to the Dark Side a LONG time ago, copy and paste this into your profile. Also if the benefits from the Dark Side rock epic-ly. All the good men in this world are either gay, taken, or fictional charaters. Copy if true If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it to anyone, copy and paste this in your profile "I'm bringing sexy back..." copy and paste this into your profile if you didn't even know sexy was gone If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God- forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile WHAT TO DO IN AN EXAM YOU KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO FAIL ANYWAYS: 1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!" 2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is. 3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level. 4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative. 5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off. 6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min. 7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else. 8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible. 9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you. 10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it. 11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam. 12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was. 13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly. 14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.) 15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy). 16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day. 17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away. 18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story. 19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave. 20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice. 21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach. 22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave. 23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary. 24. Masturbate. 25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?" 26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! 27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out. 28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!" 29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai. 30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her. 31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her. 32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit." 33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..." 34. Fake an orgasm. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply. 35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect. 36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam. 37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen. 38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby. 39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle. 40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour. 41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it. 42. Dress like the professor. 43. Cross-Dress. 44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam. 45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras 46. Every five minutes, yell "WHOOP!" When asked, pretend you have no idea what they are talking about. 47: Insist that imaginary creatures (make up your own) are coming to take you away and you need to skip the test. 48: Sing songs (Llama song, Ultimate Showdown, Danny Phantom theme, Badger Badger Badger song...) and ignore pleas for you to stop. I live in a world... Where being normal is too mundane, too boring for a human being... Where animals talk, and actually have something to say... Where Christmas is magical, and miracles actually happen... Where Halloween is brought my a dancing skeleton and a rag doll woman... Where snow is because of a man with scissors for hands... Where superheroes protect the innocent... Where wardrobes have magical worlds inside... Where wizards and witches are common... Where owls bring the mail... Where imagination powers everything... Where half-god children go on adventures... Where ghosts are real, and many are friendly... Where anyone can fly, if the believe... Where children never grow old... Where fairies exist... Where everyone is different... Where the beds are made for jumping... Where we spend the day laughing... I live in a world different from everything, care to join me? Written By Skellingtonfan1 Did you know...? Kissing is healthy. Bananas are good for period pain. It’s good to cry. Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. It’s actually true; boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. It’s impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. Chocolate will make you feel better. Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. A good friend never judges. A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. Boys aren't worth your tears. We all love surprises. Now... make a wish. Wish REALLY hard!! WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been received. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and... Your wish will be granted. Quote Of The Day: I Have A Sprained Neck. ENJOYY (: |
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