Hey, my name is Claire Jasone, (alright, you've got me. Fake last name. But, what are you going to do, sue me? You can't. Don't have my real last name. Tricky plan, right?). I write alot when I have nothing to write about, and experience God-awful writers block when I have deadlines.

I don't own Twilight. Or New Moon. Or Eclipse. Or Breaking Dawn. Or, really, anything. I don't even own the computer I'm writing on. So, if you're going to sue me, goodluck. I have no belongins, and a fake last name. If you manage to sue me, you're Jesus, and I'll happily give you my copies of Titanic and What's Eating Gilbert Grape and the collections of mixed C.D's I've acquired from friends. Which are most likely illegally downloaded. So, then maybe you'll be sued in turn. Funny how karma works, isn't it?

Fanfictions I love: the Twilight saga. Criminal Minds. Doctor Who.

Now, I know I don't have the best track record of writing/uploading/not giving up on stories. But I am working on a few new ones, and I promise not to leave them. Pinky swear, dudes.

I also love: the classics, The Catcher And The Rye. The Sun Also Rises. The Bell Jar.
I also love: Jodi Picoult. Genius. Wonderful. No other words describe.
And, the Hunger Games. Cannot wait for the movie. And for the next book. God, it's fantastic! (Check out Flight by FizzyJones here on Fanfiction. It's a HungerGames/Twilight crossover. I about died of satisfaction reading it. pssstt. Update soon, dear FizzyJones(: )

And yes, if you're wondering, I did have a life before fanfiction. And I do have one, now, too. Just a sad, computer-filled one. Unfortunatly, my life now goes like this:

"Hey, C, big party tonight.." "Really? Sounds great!" phone buzzes, new notification, story updated. "Anyways, C, I can be there in ten minutes to pick you up." "Um..." phone buzzes, new notification, author alert, new story. "Sorry, man, can't go. Got grounded again." "For what?" "Uh.. I... shit! Sorry Mom, I know I can't use the phone! Bye!" Hangs up. Smiles happily. Logs on Fanfiction.

Maybe I exagerated.
Made for a damn good story, though, didn't it? (:

My Stories:

Her Favorite Blue Recliner: AU, One-Shot. Rated M. Nessie comes home after vacation with Edward and Bella, and Jake's defenitly liking the changes his girl made. Lemon, lemon, lemonade(: Complete.

Roller Coasters: AU, AH. One-Shot. Rated M. A lemony store about Jasper and Bella on a roller coaster during a school field trip. Complete.

Calm Before The Storm: Was adopted. GuiltyButFlawless has it now; check it out.

Rose Masen Cullen is the most amazing beta, since the beginning of time. So, check out her stories, andbe jealous that she's my beta, and not yours! :P