Name: The Guest Girl.

Also Known As: The One Who Creeps In Your Brain

Or Even: GG.

Gender: What do you think?

Birthday: April 12.

Comeback to Flamers: All Flames should, can, and will be used to: fry Trolls, cook Naysayers, burn my homework (or work of any kind), and make Smores.

Favorite Sayings (The bolded ones are my originals (I think)):

Don't bother pretending to be normal. It won't get you anywhere.

Sanity? What is this thing you speak of?

Obedient women rarely make history.

You're weird. I like you.

Don't play with fire? But it's so much fun!

FIRE THE ORBITAL FRIENDSHIP CANNON!!!!!!!!!!!!

What sorcery is this?!?!?!?!

PROCRASTINATION AWAY *swoosh swoosh*

Don the spandex.

Person: I'm confused. Me: Don't worry, You get used to it.

If you enjoy it, then it is not work.

M. A. T. H. = Mental Abuse To Humans

Some people I know were clearly dropped on their heads as babies. Others obviously were thrown in the air, hit the ceiling fan, bounced of the wall, and fell out the window.

That moment when you start writing fanfictions about other fanfictions...

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it!

I'm not crazy. My reality is just different from yours.

There are so many people out there who will tell you that you can't. What you've got to do is turn around and say 'watch me.'

Love your enemies. It makes them so damn mad.

Don't judge me cause I'm quiet. No one plans a murder out loud.

Do you ever wonder, "What would happen if I just screamed at the top of my lungs and then ran out of here" in the middle of class?

Don't knock it till you read it.

That moment when you start shipping you're two best friends. And then it becomes a grade-wide fandom.

Favorite Quotes:

"We're all mad here"

"Da-da-daa! We're dead."

"I'm not a Kangaroo, mate. I'm a BUNNY. The Easter. Bunny."

"Pickle-barrel Kumquat!"

"ChimmyCherryChanga!"

"Why isn't anyone ever just Whelmed?"

"Why? Be as Chalant as you like."

"Find your own little Spitfire. One who won't let you get away with nuthin."

"Party pooper. No cake for you."

"Why so serious? Let's put a smile on that face."

"I believe that whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger."

"If your good at something, never do it for free."

"It's simple. We, ah, we Kill the Batman."

"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain."

"With Great power comes great responsibility."

"I'm not insane! My mother had me tested."

"If outside is so good, why has mankind spent thousands of years trying to perfect inside?"

"One cries because one is sad. For example: I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad."

"Bazinga!"

"Homo Habilis just discovering his opposable thumbs says what?"

Things That You Should Know About Me:

I am insane. I enjoy being insane.

I read so much that I get in trouble for it. In READING class.

I love any thing fantasy. If it has magic or dragons, I will love it.

I HATE ALGEBRA. DO NOT EVEN MENTION THIS... THIS... THING TO ME!

I have the uncanny ability to know what writers are going to do next. Or what is going to happen next, if whatever I am reading is already finished. Even if people don't realize that they are foreshadowing something, they actually are. Even just making an OC/main character pairing can be foreshadowing...

I. Love. Superheros. DC or Marvel, I don't really care. I LOVE THEM ALL.

When I say "I don't have the resources" it means that I just haven't, and have never gotten around to it. Or that I have found something, but not the first part of that thing.

I like to start at the VERY beginning of things, and If I can't, I will put off reading/viewing/whatevering until I can get the beginning.

I have an infestation of plot bunnies. Therefore, It may take me a while to update any one particular story while I write-to-eradicate a few of the bunnies. Also, occasionally, a mysterious sickness will spread through the group of Bunnies making their warren in my brain, and will paralize/kill ALL of them for one of my stories, or one of the fandoms I am in.

I have a tenancy to write little poem/songs in my stories. Some of my stories are centered on the poem/songs.

I love PMs. Just PM me to ask about stuff, PM me to chat, or PM me just cause your bored.

I whump. A lot.

You know you're a fangirl when...

1. You read fanfiction and squeal out loud.

2. You squeal a lot.

3. You write fanfiction.

4. You know all the fanfiction terms ex. lemon, lime, flames, etc.

5. You hate mary-sues with a passion.

6.You watch a movie/ read a book and then automatically think of all the different pairings.

7. You want to own merchandise of your favorite character.

8. You own merchandise of your favorite character.

9. You own a deviantart account.(I wish)

10. You browse through deviantart.com and google pictures for the sole purpose of finding fanart.

11. Your computer screen background, screen saver, and mobile screen background are all pictures of your favorite character

12. You occasionally wonder why anime guys characters aren't real.

13. You start learning Japanese.

14. You are often called childish for your love of anime, movies, and cartoons.

15. When people call anime 'cartoons', you are outraged.

16. You are overjoyed when people say you look 'anime-ish'.

17. You know who 'L', Naruto, and Inuyasha are. (I think everyone knows who Naruto is...)

18. You hate anime dubbed into English.

19. You know more about the Japanese culture than your own.

20. You occasionally glomp people.

21. You hyperventilate when you see someone who resembles an anime character.

22. You hyperventilate when you see a Japanese person.

23. You hyperventilate when you see anime merchandise at an affordable price.

24. You tend to hyperventilate a lot.

25. You wish you could visit Japan.

If you hear the voices of characters in your head...copy this into your profile.

If you wish a fictional character was real ...copy this on your profile.

If you have ever been called a bookworm, and are proud of it... copy this to your profile.

If you haven't died yet...copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do...copy and paste this to your profile. (I doubt it...)

If you have ever seen a movie or T.V. show so many times you can quote it word for word...copy this to your profile

If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings when you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.

If you have read past 2 in the morning, copy this onto your profile.

If, when reading Fanfiction, you actually read people's disclaimers... copy and paste this in your profile. (Some of them are actually quite entertaining.)

Challenge to you, Whoever reads this:

In all my stories, I will always (usually) have some sort of plot already planned out. See if you can guess what is going to happen next, or what you think I'm going to do. Or give me suggestions of what you think SHOULD happen next. I'm always (usually) open to suggestions!

ON WORLD PEACE

Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!!

Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), NinjasWillRuleTheWorld (Australia), Shadowtheangel (Sweden), Ice Prince Hitsugaya (USA), Gaara of the Desert564 (USA), RebeccaUlquiorraCifer23 (USA), TheCursedOne (Colombia), Wereninja (USA), DarkHorseBlueSky (USA), XxTheMoonRiddlexX (USA), River the Witch Girl (Russia), The Guest Girl (USA),

This profile will be updated periodically. Or when I feel like it.