WHY HULLO THAR!

You have just landed upon the epic that is our Kingdom of Lamma's.

You shall never escape, and believe me, after a while, you wouldn't even want to.

We are a group of five awesomesauce people, and you'll just have to accept it.

I'm Ann, and I represent the non-feminine seven spectrums of color! (In other words, the pink flamingos in tutus on Rollerblades on ice tracks in mid-summer with make-up on in boxes with perfume in crates pushed by large, hairy transvestites that were about to get eaten by huge, fluffy, light blue snowmen with a ludicrous apitite.)

I am Mary-Jay, and I represent the sugar slash drugs - a.k.a. everything that is so hyper it will make you see panda bears on tricycle's, unfortunately stomping on every unfortunate platypus unfortunately being within an unfortunate four-mile radius of the slow, yet dangerous and strangely teal-coloured mammal - of our peaceful monarchy.

Screw women - we totally have penises!

Well, hey guys!

Have you been cheese nachoes?

Well, then install Skype now! Because we're waiting for you there! We're giving out previews to chapters, talk about random stuff and cry of laughter!

And there is also a smiling and moaning Kanda.

So pick up that threesome and poker sex sweaty sex now.

So call Mary-Jaaane and Taaamafish.

And remember,

We don't football sex bowling,

Until you pizza.