Summary (the K-rated version): Exactly what the title implies. Red and Blue can't get any chicks, so they just do each other. Then Blue reveals that he secretly reads and watches Yaoi. WHAAAAA! A "Dick Figures" yaoi Red X Blue crackfic lime, cuz I don't like writing lemons. Rated for sexiness and language. (I'm going to regret this fanfic, aren't I?) Fanfic cover drawn by me.

A Dick Figures Fanfiction. What does Time and Space, a reality bending monster, Father Time, Raccoon, fire and ice have in common? A fancy for Red and Blue. Follow the dubstepping, gravity defying antics of Red and his pants wetting, annoyed as hell roommate Blue as they traverse the plane that lies behind the veil of Truth. What could possibly go wrong? PS: We are all doomed