"What are you going to do, walk up to Malfoy and say, 'I know you've been an utter prat for almost five years but do you think you can stick your cock up my arse, so that I won't die a virgin?" Ron asked with a resigned sigh. Before Harry could so much as roll his eyes, a new voice spoke up. "What an intriguing offer." The drawling voice had their eyes widening in horror. SLASH

*COMPLETE* Harry and Draco have to stay behind after class to re-do their potion. Arguments quickly ensue and before Harry knows it he's got a raging hard on, and then, somehow, Draco finds himself lending a helping hand. Drarry! Explicit Sexual Content!

For the second task of the Triwizard Tournament, it's not Ron that Harry rescues from the Great Lake, but Draco Malfoy. Hogwarts-era. HP/DM. Complete.

All Hux wants is a cigarette and some peace. But as we all find out in life, you can't always get what you want and a chance encounter on a balcony kick-starts a collection of moments between General Hux and Kylo Ren as they attempt to out-play the other in a twisted little game of their own making. (Kylux)

Explores an alternate reality in which Thomas is given Moseley's position as Mathew's butler in season 1 of Downton Abbey. Eventual slash.