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- Don't hate. If you don't like what I write, take your pissy comments and shove them up your ass.

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About Me:

- I ADORE Supernatural, Doctor Who, Merlin, and Sherlock; they are the most amazing shows of all time.

- anime I like: Code Geass/R2, D.Gray-Man, Junjou Romantica, Sekaiichi Hatsukoi, Shugo Chara!, Naruto/Shippuden, FMA/B, Fruits Basket, NANA, Bleach, Ouran HSHC, etc etc etc

- books I like: House of Night Series, Hunger Games Trilogy, Twilight Saga, Alex Rider Adventures, Darkest Powers Series, Ink Heart Series, etc etc etc

- music I like(Artists):Evanescence, 30 Seconds to Mars, AFI, Backstreet Boys, Beatles, Family Force 5, FLOW, Tamaki Nami, Orange Range, Hey Monday, Hollywood Undead, Ikimono-Gakari, MAY'S, Lady GaGa, MCR, Nico Touches The Walls, Owl City, Paramore, Yiruma, etc etc etc

A Slice of Philosophy to Get You Through Your Day:

Lady Gaga taught me its okay to be different

Ke$ha taught me to be myself and not care what anyone else thinks

Bruno Mars taught me to do anything for that one person I love

Eminem taught me that life is hard but you can make it through

Taylor Swift taught me not every guy/girl is going to treat me right

Michael Jackson taught me to always love the people around me

Music taught me how to live my life

BUT most importantly:

Rebecca Black taught me the days of the week

Further Proof That The Human Race Is Doomed Through Stupidity: Actual Labels on Consumer Goods

-On a Sears hairdryer - "Do not use while sleeping." ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair)

-On a bag of Fritos - "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (the shoplifter special?)

-On a bar of Dial soap - "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

-On some Swanson frozen dinners - "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's 'just' a suggestion)

-On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) - "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

-On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding - "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

-On packaging for a Rowenta iron - "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

-On Boot's Children Cough Medicine - "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts)

-On Nytol Sleep Aid - "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

-On most brands of Christmas lights - "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

-On a Japanese food processor - "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

-On Sunsbury's peanuts - "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

-On an American Airlines packet of nuts - "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

-On a child's superman costume - "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one)

-On a Swedish chainsaw - "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

-On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath)

Politics Explained:

-SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.

-FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.

-COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.

-RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.

-CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you.

-DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.

-DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.

-REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.

-ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be Labled:

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money- kind of girlfriend.

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I'm NOT THE MOST POPULAR IN SCHOOL, so I MUST be the biggest loser.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST give everyone I see a stereotype.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be a weirdo.

I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I TRY TO TALK TO MORE POPULAR PEOPLE, so I MUST want to be just like them.

I'm WHITE AND HAVE BLACK FRIENDS, so I MUST think I'm black too.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be mentally retarded.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I DON'T LIKE THE SUN, so I MUST be an albino.

I DON'T LIKE TO BE IN A BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch.

I LOVE ANIME AND MANGA, so I MUST hang out with the out-casts.

I'm a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy obsessed stalker.

I'm an AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, selfish and arrogant.

I LIKE GAMES, ANIME AND COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I LIKE FANFICS, so I MUST be a freak.

I LIKE READING, so I MUST be a loner.

I WANT TO BE LOVED, so I MUST want to be the center of attention.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be labled.

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