arshahide bio
 Hey there. Okay so now I'm writing some stuff. Its not anything great cause I've never written anything outside of school, but I'd love for you to read and review my stories that I have/ will someday post ^_^ I obviously love South Park Please visit me on deviantART at Thanks for visiting my profile!! :3 |
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Aisle 10 by Qindarka reviews
Craig lives in a self-created bubble crafted out of irritation with most people and enough imagination to keep him busy. Then he gets a job, one thing leads to another, and well…you know what eventually happens to a bubble. SLASH CraigTweek
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 202,318 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 12/28/2015 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Clyde's Declassified Guide to Picking Up Chicks by damn expensive eggs reviews
Feast your eyes upon the very beast that mastered the anatomy and functionality of the female psyche! Delve into my vast knowledge of picking up chicks - and maybe dudes - with ease and flawless strategy. Suck on that, Craig. hiatus!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,892 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Clyde D.
50 Words of Wetters by JoeMerl reviews
He might be dumb, but at least he's pleasant to be around, unlike most people. And even if other people think she's a know-it-all, to him she's just his smart, pretty girlfriend. Fifty prompts for the under-used pairing Butters/Wendy.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/7/2011 - [Butters S., Wendy Testaburger] Eric Cartman, Stan M. - Complete
What I Was and Who I Am by lizoftheinfinite reviews
Kindergarten, then the 6/3/3 grind. You deal with each day, trying not to screw your life up, trying to get decent enough grades to escape the hellhole town you live in. You survive. Somewhere along the way, you fall in love.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Happily Whatever After by damn expensive eggs reviews
Mirror, mirror, on the wall, what the hell is this crack? ... It's for a contest. Contains: Fairytale parody, crossdressing, cupcakes, bondage, and... oh, yeah, gnomes. still pretty funny three years later.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,703 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Honesty is such a lonely word by iEATfood reviews
Cartman gets himself banished and tricks Butters into coming along. An on the road adventure with Cartman and Butters. Don't worry, someone IS trying to kill them, it wouldn't be fun otherwise... ButtersXCartman
South Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,486 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Eric Cartman, Butters S. - Complete
Dinosaurs Versus Robots by damn expensive eggs reviews
"You know that dinosaurs are way, way, way better than robots," Clyde said. There's only one way to settle this. Hold onto your panties, ladies. Six-year-old Kevin and Clyde have a showdown.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,406 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Kevin S., Clyde D. - Complete
The Adventures of Taco Man and the Robo Inferno by damn expensive eggs reviews
In a galaxy far, far away... one boy, Clyde, that's me, will have an unforgettable encounter with another boy, that's Kevin, and embark on a journey of epic proportions. ... Whatever that means. Kevin/Clyde. update for 2013: never writing an epilogue, sorry!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,188 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Clyde D., Kevin S. - Complete
All Little Boys are Just Curious by Briele reviews
As Stan and Kyle grow older so do there curiosity. Style SLASH!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,123 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
I'm Not Going to Think About Him by damn expensive eggs reviews
I'm not going to think about him. I'm not going to think about him. I'm not going to think about him anymore. Craig/Tweek. Post-breakup fic. Craig's point of view.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,000 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Whence We Practice, We Make Perfect by Cinvxten reviews
Sometimes, if we're really good, we can lie so well that those lies become truths. How many lies have you convinced yourself of? How many have yet to rise to the surface? Don't worry - you know what they say: Practice makes perfect. Just keep on lying.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,154 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Writing on the Wall by unemployed reviews
The exploits of a lost and confused boy. Style. Oneshot. Rated for language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,131 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
I Feel So by Brat-Child3 reviews
I hugged myself and let out a sob: longing for the comfort of his smile, his touch. I was so sick. So sick and tired of being angry. In one clear moment, I realized how hopeless it had all been, and I asked myself: Now what?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,955 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Bake Off by SekritOMG reviews
The school is having a bake-off, and Stan thinks he can win -- if he can survive through the week. Slash. Stan/Kyle. One-shot. Etc.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,183 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Mr E and That One Dude by style xx reviews
COMPLETE Due to some great, unfathomable coincidence, Stan and Kyle are paired up on a longterm project – and find that you learn more about your best friend when he thinks you’re a total stranger. [StanKyle, KennyWendy]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 77,396 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Will You Be My Nightlight? by Sofa King Danny reviews
Stan thinks he is the most normal, average person in the world, but Butters thinks that Stan is everything a person should be. And more.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Butters S., Stan M. - Complete
Citing Examples by Ren85 reviews
[Oneshot, StanKyle] After Kyle expresses his objections, Stan tries to win him over in a different way.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete