Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.

Ikebukuro seems to be in chaos. But there is no gang war or alien's attack (much to Celty's relief). Then 'why', you ask? Well, apparently it looks like a certain Information Broker appears to be gay. And now everybody loses their minds. Along with a certain Blond in Bartender's Outfit. What can possibly ensue from it?/ Shizaya, ratem M for language and future chapters.

His father's business is on the verge of collapsing and one day, help comes in an unexpected form - a contract marriage. Disclaimer: I do not own One Piece (LawLu/OOC/Modern AU)

(Shizaya ZombieAU) Softly he felt himself bump into Shizuo's back. Instantly he tried to straighten himself- but the blond didn't even seem to mind as his eyes darted around. They were surrounded- "What's your plan?" Something akin to a sour smile spread over the raven's lips. The words implied something different than all the other thousand times for once. UPDATES EVERY TWO WEEKS

Tsuna has a little secret and no friends. Reborn's mission of making him into the perfect Vongola Decimo is soon thrown askew by knowing brown eyes. Tsuna has no intention of becoming Decimo and Reborn isn't going to fail either. Whose Will will triumph? GEN.

Work in progress. "Search for the value of that which you seek, for alchemy already knows." Alchemy knew what Ed wanted when his fingertips touched that circle, but Ed did not yet understand how value differs from price, how equivalent differs from equal. The Gate calculates with one small difference, and Trisha Elric lives - but the cost may be too high for Ed to afford.

It all started with a smell. That had been what made Shikamaru take notice of Naruto. Some things about the 'boy' just didn't add up and the more Shikamaru thought about it the more he began to wonder what Naruto wasn't telling people, and, if Shikamaru was correct, why was Naruto hiding it in the first place? The genius just hoped he was right otherwise things could get awkward!

This is a major WIP! Izaya is sick of playing this cat and mouse game with Shizuo. He wants something more after learning that Gehenna (Hell) is actually real, and it is possible to become a demon. He then forces Shizuo to kill him, hoping to torture the blonde in prison. TAGS: Incubus!Izaya, Shizaya, Yaoi, Gay, Smut, Horror, Death/Afterlife, Prison, Dark magic, Rated R, Ongoing

[AU] Ryoma's goal is to successfully debut in the entertainment world but the industry's number one manager doesn't think he has what it takes. Ryoma only chance may be the smiling devil who offers him a deal.

It takes a lot to be the bigger person, especially when it involves having to actually talk to your most hated enemy. Unfortunately, sometimes you just have to suck it up and do it anyway. (Rated M for graphic smut and disturbing themes.)

Wolfram has spent his entire life in poverty, living hand to mouth, using whatever means to survive. He thinks this is his lot in life but a visit from a raven haired man in glasses changes everything and he realizes it was all a lie.

"Attached to your neck is a collar that will inject a poison into your jugular vein two days from now. Forcibly removing the device will also trigger the poison. Somewhere on this island is the antidote." His hands reached up to his neck and he felt the cool metal of the collar. "Live or die. Make your choice."

"I am Sawada Tsunayoshi! I am 14 years old! I like coffee and anime and manga! I have two best friends, Takeshi and Hayato, and I WILL NEVER BE ANYONE BUT ME! If you can't deal with the fact that I won't allow some selfish idiot to take my place in this world, then get the hell out of my face." Sequel to Guys, NO!

Lelouch Lamperouge; lady-killer, lover, and liar. Conning single, rich women out of every penny they have is his pastime. Pretending to be gay to woo the world's wealthiest man and swindle him out of every cent he has is his mission.

Memory of him as Vongola Decimo is a curse and blessing for Tsuna. He is set to choose his own path, far away from mafia world with his friends. Beside, he has his twin chosen for that throne. Reborn is not sure what to think of Iemitsu's older son. There's something hidden beneath those amber eyes of the charismatic president of Namimori Gakuen. M for violence only

Some mistakes are forgivable, some are deadly. Izaya had a mistake he wanted to forget, and a job he needed to focus on. Unfortunately, a moment of weakness ends in the fall of a god. Now broken by the hands of the humans he so loves, the last person Izaya thought he could trust becomes his salvation. Shizaya, yaoi and rated M for what stories are usually rated M for.

"Friends? This pain is the only 'friend' I need and can trust to always be there when I need it; it is my only true ally, Shinra, Shizu-chan. Say... do you know what the best thing about this kind of pain is? It lets me feel alive! It's the only thing I can truly control, so why are you trying to take that away from me?" Dark. Self-harm. Anxiety. Slow Shizaya, & some canon couples.

In which Team 7 contains an arrogant douchebag, an imitator and a robber, and they're not who you're expecting them to be. Inspired by every other fic with the same premise ever.

Two other-worldly beings yank the souls of Light and L out of Mu to issue one not-so-simple challenge: Either L must convince Light to renounce Kira's brand of justice, or Light must convince L to embrace Kira's brand of justice. And hey, only the fate of the whole Universe is at stake. Post-anime canon, AU-ish, LxLight, eventually.

Ever wondered what would happen if The Log constantly threw a wrench in Sasuke's path of revenge? Well, we shall now explore that theory. And what's this? Why is Naruto bowing to a log? LogWorshipping!Naruto. SasuNaru? Possible...Constant Sasuke vs Log? Definitely.

AU. L needed a haircut so Mello and Near took matters into their own hands and took a sedated L to the hair salon, Stylin' Cute. There, L wakes up to a beautiful brunette with magic fingers and it's love at first sight for him. Will L pursue Light? Will Mello and Near help? What does Matt think about all this? And how does Light feel? Eventual LxLight. Family fic. -M.

Tsuna decides to get a job because he didn't want to be indebted to his father. Somehow, this leads to even more jobs and friends popping up in unexpected places. Tsuna can only blame his inability to refuse requests, but he'll never understand why he attracts trouble like a magnet. Includes: Many characters appearing randomly. Mostly Pre-Reborn, Post-Reborn at ch.18. Complete!

After spending his childhood traversing the globe with Jiraiya, twelve-year-old Naruto Uzumaki has returned to the Hidden Leaf for the first time. (Now on Arc II: Wind Country)

Or the one where Tsuna can cook really, really, really well. (A crackish drabble-like series with no real plot. Canon AU, mostly gen)

Kakashi doesn't understand his genin team. (He hopes he never will.) Featuring: strip poker, deceptive puddles, several books, two conspiracies, and no ducks.

Tsuna would just like to say that before their brothers threw themselves in their lives with all the grace of elephants, he and his elements were doing just fine. They didn't need relations to the Vongola to terrify the tar out of their enemies.

Tsuna isn't living for the first time but he's still ignored by others, even if destined to become important in the future. He's not the only one either. "Your hair is ridiculous and you don't appear to be much taller than last time, Tetsuya." "Sawada Tsunayoshi now, Akashi-kun, and I believe that's what one calls karma." "It's Hibari Kyouya this time, Tetsuya." "Hai, Hibari-kun."

Naruto is one of the most talented shinobi to have ever graced the ninja world in the past five hundred years. Sadly, he uses his brilliance to get out of work rather than do it himself. Too bad having a fox in your gut complicates things... AU. Mysteries abound. "Suspension of Disbelief" required because of absurdity.

If you had one more chance, would you go through it all again? Sometimes, your answer might be 'fuck no.' Thanks to the efforts of some bored Shinigami, however, it turns out that L doesn't get a choice in the matter. Post-Canon AU L/Light

Three orphans with a penchant for psychological warfare, violent rampages, and chronic backstabbing. And they are arguably the best team Konoha ever produced. Dark!Canon. Sakura-centric.

Tsuna's (arguably) best trait is put to good use with his new job at the cake shop. AU, episodic, crackish, ALL27.

After the battle with Madara and the Juubi, a fierce argument starts between Naruto and Sasuke over who will become the next Hokage when Tsunade brings up a startling complication. They're both still Genin.

Naruto discovers a book containing information on his Uzumaki lineage. Hilarity and denial ensue. "This Tobirama guy sure got around. He must have been a ladies man." Naruto said. "Do you even know what you're saying?" the Hokage asked. "He was friends with a lot of women and he was so nice that they called him a 'ladies man?" Rated T only for some cursing from the Council.

YuuRam! HetareWankoSeme!Yūri/SouOjouUke!Wolfram … "Why does everything you say sound suggestive?" Yūri choked out. "Ask yourself that question, why don't you." he laughed. "I thought I just did." Yūri growled between gritted teeth. Yoru's smirk was wicked. "Not anymore."...Eventual!MPreg…W O L F R A M's T E A R S: Sequel!...WIP...

Kushina wants a baby girl, and what Kushina wants Kushina gets. For a scrawny orphan with dreams too big, pink or blue really don't matter. Gaara of the Sand may be a fearsome shinobi at fifteen, but nobody ever said he was a pro at weathering life, puberty, and the politics of physical union between states. AU. Naruto with Kushina's chakra chain and barrier power. Gaanaru.

Eating Ootoro wasn't a big deal. Normally. But when you were Heiwajima Shizuo and you just happened to want to do it with Orihara Izaya... Well it was a completely different matter... Or was it the other way around? Shizaya. The Suspension Bridge Effect's sequel!

The day after a wild party to celebrate the end of the war against Madara, Naruto, the remaining Konoha 12 (and some guests) can't help but wonder what happened last night as they wake up in a different Konoha. Time-Travel. Rated for language, alcohol and just to be sure.

When the third member of Team 7 dies, the Council must beg Uzumaki Naruto to join it so that Team 7 can enter the Chuunin Exams. NO PAIRINGS. GEN. Chapter 5 and 6 have been fixed and are in their rightful place. :)

He was more than human yet he wasn't a tailed beast, so what exactly was he? Easy, he's a candidate to become God. He just needs to gather an army of loyal subjects, take over the world and find immortality before he can become a real God. Easy, right? Smart!Strong!Semi-dark!GodComplex!Naruto

In Kokuyo Land, after Mukuro's defeat, Tsuna's potential begins to grow. In canon, Reborn cultivates it secretly, away from public eyes. In this world, however, Reborn will make sure that the whole world acknowledges Tsuna – Vongola Decimo. A series of drabbles.

The district lines of Tokyo are redrawn, meaning that when Ryoma moves back to Japan, he is forced to attend Hyotei Academy. Apparently calling people monkeys and skipping assemblies is not acceptable. So maybe the Hyotei tennis team does have what it needs to get into Nationals, but that doesn't mean that he belongs. And where does a primate king fit in? Hyotei!Ryoma, Royal Pair

In which Nana is no civilian and no one from the Mafia-not even the Ninth-knows of the existence of one Sawada Tsunayoshi. Let alone his connection to the first Vongola Boss. But without Nono's Seal locking the boy's flames safely away, things take a drastic turn for the worse. AU, 1827, Strong!Tsuna, Smart!Tsuna and Brotherly!Tsuna. Tsuna-centric. Hiatus extended. Sorry.

[AU] Ryoma liked his normal, boring life of anonymity with his perfectionist niece. Then a persistent person shook it up.

When Uzushiogakure was invaded, more than just the Uzumakis lost their homes. A survivor from another clan has shown up in Konoha. He wants to take Naruto away to rebuild the home of their ancestors, but there's one thing getting in his way: the last Uchiha. Not that Sasuke's even sure whether he has a right to stop this, or why he wants to.

After waking up next to L in an unknown house in Tokyo Light appears to have memories of the Kira case that everyone else, even members from the Kira task force, doesn't seem to know anything about. Gradually, Light has to accept one of what seems like two possibilities. Either the Kira case never happened, or L has fabricated the whole thing. (L/Light)

Izaya has a secret: he suffers from Asperger's syndrome, a type of mild autism. It poses many challenges to his love for humanity but he is thrilled to overcome them. Until Kadota begins to realize that something is off and sets out to investigate.

We all know how Ichigo was thrust into the shinigami world. By having a sword plunged through his chest he became a substitute shinigami. Except that's not all that happened. Something else was tripped up inside Ichigo's body. Thing is, in that same moment he became a substitute Soul Reaper, he also became a girl. Yeah, Soul Society and everyone else better watch out. (Fem!Ichigo)

When Kurotsuchi attempts to further Aizen's research, Grimmjow and Ichigo are left to care for a shinigami-arrancar child. Hijinks ensue. Takes place in a canon-divergent AU sometime after the Thousand Year Blood War arc. Slightly fluffy crack/dry humor with a generous sprinkling of bleachlists references.

There were just some things only little Tsuna knew which should have been obvious to others. First, he was obviously a Jedi with a fire affinity. Second, his twin didn't have a sense of humor. Third, his mother was extremely vague and married to a male stripper in the mafia. Fourth, Kyo-chan was the anti-christ and finally, he was the only sane one left in Namimori. Obviously.

Black Star and Death the Kid go on a camping trip to take a brief vacation from their duties at Shibusen. It was meant to be a relaxing trip to strengthen their friendship but when Black Star starts taunting Kid about being gay, will things take a different turn? (Warning: Set after the end of the manga so beware of spoilers. M for sexual content.)

Sawada Tsunayoshi, who has eight-grade syndrome, was chosen as the next heir of Vongola! Reborn needs to train this delusional kid to be the next boss... However, it seems like Tsuna's "autism" could be an advantage to Vongola.. And so the hilarious ride begins! Please R&R DISCONTINUED

Despite Reborn not being set to mentor him until he is twenty one, Tsuna still stumbles into the mafia at 16 years old, when his identity as the son of the Vongola's Young Lion is leaked. 1827. uhhh i wrote this when i was 15 so it's not good but im not gonna delete it bc its the first fic i ever wrote so

Pink suds and an uncomfortable Law. Fluffy drabble. (Now DRABBLES and still GOING!)

University AU. Ichigo, Rukia, Orihime, Uryu and Chad are living on the same floor of student accommodation. This is a collection of notes left on the communal refrigerator when the five can't speak in person. Warnings for utterly bizarre student hijinks and spoilers for everything ever. Various ship tease, but no actual couples. Don't read in public unless you want to be stared at.

The psi gene. A single gene on chromosome 11 made from 20 base pairs that codes for psychic abilities. Many people have an inactive gene but those with an active psi ability have the power to change the world. For better or worse...

There were days where Law hated his life. Then there were days where he just wanted to throw himself off a bridge or building. Oddly enough, today he actually decided to try to jump. (Humor, believe it or not.)

They are all sick of Izaya; they made a little secret group with Shizuo to try to break the informant and after concluding that no physical harm will bring Izaya down they all turn to count on Shizuo to make Izaya fall for him. They will record every move and breath; every secret and every vulnerable fiber of the informant in order to expose Izaya on the screens of Japan. SHIZAYA

Byakuya didn't feel like showing off, that day he came to retrieve Rukia. All it took was a blow through the heart, and the cocky infant is dead. Unfortunately he is an infant . A (technically) innocent human . A child of a mere 16 years. And Byakuya Kuchiki killed him.

A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.

When he found himself back in his childhood, Tsuna knew that something was terribly wrong. Now he just had to find out what it was and deal with it. Easier said than done, especially given that he is currently only six years old. Thankfully it seems like Reborn is along for the ride. Eventual R27

A series of (somewhat unfortunate) events has led to a misunderstanding. A grave misunderstanding. "Sawada Tsunayoshi. Eleven years old. The heir to the Hisakata Yakuza. Somehow." (Story starts Pre-Reborn)

Future Atoryo: in which Keigo slowly becomes deranged, leaving Ryoma to pick up the pieces until he wonders if he too, is going mad. A story about a failed legacy. A bit of Hiyoshi/Ryoma, Atoji, and Atoryoji.

In which Keigo meets Ryoga, who is overly protective and hostile towards his younger brother. Faux-incest and misunderstandings ensue as Keigo tries to understand the enigma that is Echizen Ryoga. Atoryo.

xXxHolic / Being chased by nasty spirits with the intent to devour him was merely a fact of Watanuki Kimihiro's strange life. He was about to discover that amorphous spirits weren't the only ones hungry for his flesh. Doumeki x Watanuki x OC YAOI

18 year old Monkey D. Luffy has ended up in a sticky situation. 2 years younger than her brother Ace. Now they meet again, but in conditions neither want the other to see. And they only have a few days with each other. Ace's excectution is in 3 days. Somewhat Sadistic Luffy? Already Mastered All 3 Haki.. Diff!Fruit.. Alive!Ace. Fem!Luffy.. Mythical Zoan: Neko Neko model; Ten tails.

AU A car crash is what brought him down in the end, not a hollow, not a blade, a car. It all happened slow, yet fast. Then it all disappeared, and he found himself, without a memory of anything, in a place the strange pale creature called, Rukongai. Or, alternatively summed, Ichigo explores Rukongai and fishing turns out to be impossible.

The adventure continues! Ichigo and company have successfully rescued Rukia from Soul Society. All they want now is to relax. Yeah, like that's going to happen. As always, no plan survives first contact. Sequel to "Not Quite as Planned". Read that first or you'll be completely lost.

Tsuna just couldn't believe it. Were they real? Those dreams, all those memories, being Vongola Decimo, the mafia, his friends, and his guardians… For the first time ever, Tsuna unleashed his flames, and the Sawada's residence exploded. T for language in later chapters.

Tony doesn't really notice how Loki keeps unintentionally saving his life, or think that it's odd how often he manages to survive an encounter with the god. The guy is just having a hard time killing him. Frostiron

[Au. Ooc.] Law made a deal with a demon and now he only has 10 years left to live his life but, along the way to his imminent death a forbidden love is formed that no one can break, not even the demon himself. ((dark luffy))

AU. An important mission comes to Konoha and it would require the expertise, genius and over all talents of all the Hidden Villages great clans. There is only one problem that everyone must consider-their only hope of succeeding in their mission is convincing one fashion-challenged Jinchuuriki that he has what it takes to become a princess.

This is a twin fic. Tsuna is the older brother of Ieyoshi. He really isn't surprised when his stronger, better brother is picked to be the Vongola Boss instead of him. After all, no one expected Vongola to handle a weak, petite, mute. But Vongola is going to, from the most unlikeliest of things.

What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.

"If you promise to be mine, Judal, you'll never have to go back to them. I won't let anyone else lay a hand on you." A simple promise was made, on a not so simple day, and a lot was forever changed between them... SinbadxJudal, Yaoi warning

Izaya accidentally saves Kasuka, not meaning to, but he does. Shizuo starts to misinterpret things and suddenly Izaya is forced to clear his murky name before Shizuo's feelings rub off on him. Oh, but the life of a troll is a hard one.

To save Ikebukuro from mass destruction, all options are explored. Of course, politicians have a habit of making the wrong choice... namely, an otaku's choice for a solution.

Keller meets Neal, who may or may not be an exception to the rules. Keller/Neal intrigues

When Iemitsu decides five-year-old Tsuna isn't man enough, he sends his son to Namimori Daycare. Where a certain Hibari Kyouya was attending. Chaos ensues. 1827 Warning: Mood whiplash starting Ch. 7, mentions of gore and violence

Sawada Tsunayoshi's face is pinched up and clouded with worry and Hibari Kyouya decides that he doesn't like that. Spoilers for chapter 320. 1827 if you squint.

All he wanted was a normal life—a normal house, a normal dog, a normal wife. What he got was knighthood to a prince he wanted very much to stab with a knife.

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

Lots of people wonder why Naruto doesn't know Bunshin Daibakuha, the Great Clone Explosion. In theory, it makes sense for him to learn it. In practice... not so much.