Age: 13

Gender: Male

Ancestry: Irish / Jewish (Mostly Russian, also Polish & Dutch) / Quebecois

Country: "I am a citizen, neither of Athens or Greece, but of the world." -Socrates

Home State: Commonwealth of Virginia

Home Town: Fairfax

Online Alias: O'Neill

OCs:

Hetalia
Name: Ireland (English), Eireann (Irish gaelic), Hibernia (Latin)
Human Name: Sean O'Malley
Age: 27 years (human age)
Looks: A tall, whipcord-thin man with short, sandy-brown hair and dark blue eyes. He does not share England's heavy eyebrows, and always wears some amount of green (A tie when dressed formally, a coat when not, for example) to honor his history. He is also battle scarred, the most noticeable being a bullet wound over his chest and a bayonet wound on his left shoulder, from the execution of the Easter Uprising leaders and the slaughter of the Jacobites at Aughrim, respectively.
Personality: In a word: Angry. He has a history of conflict, first with Rome, then with England, and has developed a strong battle instinct, i.e. his first reaction to a challenge is to shoot first, ask questions never. He has also sold his services as a mercenary for centuries, usually to whomever is fighting against England.
Ireland doesn't know who his mother is, or even if he has one. However, his father, Gaelica, was killed by the Vikings, leaving him with a burning hatred of the Nordic countries, especially Norway and Denmark, and an insatiable desire for revenge.
Relationships:

England- He hates England with every fiber of his being. Any interaction between the two will end in England hanging by his ankles from the nearest post, unless the meeting is under the direct supervision of Ireland's or England's boss. In the past (Think Roman times), however, Ireland looked at England as his little brother, and beat Rome around the head with his battleaxe in a failed attempt to free him from imperial rule. Things only went downhill for their relationship after that, until 1170, when the Anglo-Normans invaded Ireland. On that day, Ireland placed a curse one his ex-brother, saying: "Is féidir gach de na déithe Ifreann scuab síos ón spéir briste agus d'anam a sheoladh chuig an claiseanna an Bháis agus éadóchas, áit ar féidir leat lobhadh le míle bliain agus ní fheiceann an ghrian arís," "May all the gods of Hell sweep down from the broken sky and carry your soul to the pits of Death and Despair, where you may rot for a thousand years and never again see the sun." It has yet to come true.

Scotland- Unlike England, Scotland still holds a place near to Ireland's heart, and he will occasional hop the Irish Sea and go visit his younger brother. They have fought in the past, such as when Robert the Bruce invaded Antrim, but for the most part, they are comrades in arms against English rule, and will get together, knock back a few drinks, and reminisce about their Celtic glory days.

France- France has supported Ireland in his attempts to break away from the English Crown, but support ended with the formation of the Triple Entente, and the two rarely speak anymore, conversation usually being limited to France attempting to chat Ireland up, and Ireland responding with inappropriate levels of violence.

Wales- Another Celtic nation, Wales and Ireland remain on good terms, and Ireland supports Wales in any and all attempts to gain more distance from the rule of the United Kingdom.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be an Anti-Semite (I'm Jewish, asses!)
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

Which Hetalia character are you?

The Axis Powers

North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)

[ ]You were bullied a lot in your childhood.
[ ]You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
[ ]You're very happy-go-lucky.
[ ]You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies.
[ ]You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up.
[ ]You're a good artist.
[ ]You can be clumsy at times.
[X]You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something.
[ ]If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
[ ]You would surrender in a war situation.

(1/10) The friend is called my brain.

Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt)

[X]You're very stoic and serious. (Hell yeah!)
[X]Sausages and/or potatos are your favourite foods.
[ ]You like to walk your dog (s).
[ ]Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
[X]You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T.
[X]You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules.
[ ]You work very hard.
[X]Your alone time is your 'happy time'.
[X]You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people.
[ ]You've had issues with money once or twice.

(6/10) Potatoes! Hell yeah I'm Irish!

Japan (Kiku Honda)

[X]You're very mature. (At least, I think I am...)
[X]You think everything over before saying it. (Sometimes far too much)
[ ]You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one.
[X]You isolated yourself during childhood. (Still do)
[X]You became very successful in a short amount of time.
[X]You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world.

[X]You can seem cold/aloof to other people.
[X]You're good at practical tasks.
[X] You need time to adjust to new people.

(9/10) Cool, I guess.

The Allied Forces

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

[ ]You love hamburgers.
[ ]You think you're awesome.
[ ]You love to invent things.
[ ]You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films.
[ ]You can seem to be very brash to other people.
[ ]You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business.
[ ]You're terrified of ghosts.
[ ]You know aliens exist.
[ ]You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time.
[X]You wear glasses.

(1/10) I don't see how my vision affects who I am...

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

[X]You like tea.
[ ]You were quite tough as a kid.
[X]You're very sarcastic and cynical.
[X]Your cooking is awful.
[ ]You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
[X]...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
[ ]You have tried doing black magic before.
[ ]You get drunk quite easily.
[ ]When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy.
[ ]You're good at embroidery.

(4/10) I am not fond of England...

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

[ ]You're very affectionate.
[ ]You think you have a great fashion sense.
[ ]You like wine.
[ ]You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears.
[ ]You love red roses.
[ ]When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men, women or children.
[X]You're very proud of yourself.
[ ]You love culture and the arts.
[ ]You're very flamboyant.
[ ]You say you're a gourmet .

(1/10)

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

[ ]You had a very sad childhood.
[X]You're very tall. (Since 6th Grade. Love it)
[X]You have a tendency to switch between personalities.
[ ]You wear a scarf all the time.
[ ]You love sunflowers.
[ ]You love vodka.
[X]You can seem intimidating to other people.
[ ]You're very strong.
[X]You have a big nose. (I'm half-Jewish. I speak but the truth.)
[X]You have a strange laugh that can scare people.

(5/10)

China (Wang Yao)

[X]You're very mature.
[ ]You're very superstitious.
[ ]You're very religious.
[ ]You love pandas.
[ ]You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes.
[ ]You love Hello Kitty.
[ ]You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
[X]You work hard.
[ ]You're good at drawing.
[X]You like sweets. (Chocolate!)

(3/10)

Switerland's courtesy of ConfoederatioHelvetica...

Switzerland (Vash Zwingli)

[X]You're very reserved.
[X]You love everything to do with military.

[X]You're reclusive.
[X]You hate having your privacy invaded.
[X]You love saving money wherever you can.
[X]You love cheese, chocolate and mountains.
[ ]You are overprotective of your siblings.
[X]You don't like foreigners. (Depends)
[ ] You once had a very good friend, but you grew apart.
[X] You hate conflicts, and generally stay out of them, but state your opinion nevertheless.

(8/10) Hmmm... Perhaps.

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

(X) You are very well-raised
( ) You're polite
( ) You love classical music
(X) You like cake
( ) You have a mole on your face
( ) You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away
( ) You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument
( ) You've composed music before
(X) You tend to call people 'morons' (fictional people don't count!)
(X) You wear glasses

(4/10)

Canada (Matthew Williams)

(X) You're often ignored by people (That is by choice.)
( ) You look younger than you actually are
( ) You love hockey
( ) You love polar bears
( ) You hate fighting
( )You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy
( )You often get mistaken for someone else
( ) You feel under-appreciated
(X)You're bilingual (Trilingual, actually- English, French, and Yiddish)
( )You always carry a bear with you

(2/10)

Cuba

( ) You smoke
( ) You're very physically strong
( ) You've won a lot of fist-fights
(X) In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
( )You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
( )You like hot weather
(X)You can be very friendly from time to time
( )You look very tough on the outside
( ) You make a very nice role-model
(X) You don't let people get a word in edgeways

(3/10)

Hungary (Elizebeta Hédeváry)

(X) You have a potty-mouth
( )You like to wear flowers in your hair
(X) You used to be a very tough kid (Now I'm just verbally and psychologically abusive)
(X) You're very reliable
(X) It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy
(X) You're very faithful
(X) Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike. (Well I'm a guy, so...)
( ) You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese. (My best friend and I are like night and day. Perfect antitheses.)
(X) You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next
( ) If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.

(7/10)

Prussia (Gilbert Beilschmidt)
(X) You're quite mean-spirited
(X) You're a bit of a hooligan
(X) You're very loyal
(X) You're very good at tactics
( ) You hate Russia
( ) You love to fight people
(X) You can avoid marriages quite well (Apart from being tol I am 'obnoxious,' I'm a freaking kid!
( ) You're not always taken seriously
( )You like drinking
( ) You want to become stronger

(5/10)

And the winner is... *drumroll* JAPAN, with 9 out of 10! Running second is Switzerland, with 8 out of 10!

Is Your Character a Mary-Sue/Gary-Stu?' Meme.
Character Undergoing Analysis : Dainial O'Malley/County Cork, Ireland

[ Please make a footnote if the applicable trait is common in the universe of the character, for that will nullify its status as a Sue trait. ]

Point Counting : 7

[ ] They are possessed by an angel.
[ ] They are possessed by a demon.
[ ] They are a werewolf/vampire/faerie.
[ ] They are physically strong.
[ ] They have a rare hair/fur colour.
[ ] Their eyes are an unusual colour.
[ ] This eye color happens to be red.
[ ] Their eyes change colour.
[ ] They have wings.
[ ] They can grow extra body parts/shapeshift.
[X] They are immortal. (Normal)
[ ] [If female.] They have large boobs.
[ ] [If male.] They are very muscular.
[ ] They are very attractive to the opposite gender.
[X] They are telekinetic/pyrokinetic/etc. (eh, maybe)
[ ] They have sixth sense/can mind-read/etc.
[ ] They have an object of some sort that gives them powers.
[ ] They have a special ability/power, but they don't know about it yet.
[ ] They were bestowed/cursed with these powers.
[ ] They are a healer.
[ ] They are from a very rich/royal family.
[ ] They don't know that they are from a very rich/royal background.
[ ] They have lost one/both of their parents.
[ ] They ran away from home.
[ ] Their parents are cruel, uncaring, abusive etc.
[ ] They witnessed one/both of their parent's death.
[ ] They are part angel/demon/faerie/some other mythical creature.
[ ] They never knew one/both their parents.
[ ] They were abused/spoiled as a child.
[ ] They are very attractive to the same gender.

[X] They have lots of friends/no friends. (Dainial isolates himself)

[ ] They are emo/cutesy.
[X] They look much younger/older than they really are. (Normal)
[ ] They are currently in a relationship.
[ ] They have lots of morals and declare them a fair bit.
[ ] They have a mental disorder.
[ ] They have an emotional disorder.
[ ] They struggle to stay sane.
[ ] They are a psycho.
[ ] They have multiple personalities.
[X] They are very intelligent.
[ ] They have hallucinations.
[X] They can summon spirits/demons/angels etc. (He has old Irish druid powers)
[ ] They have an unusual/unrealistic pet.
[ ] They have a guardian spirit.
[ ] They have a 'special type' of soul.
[ ] Their soul is not the same as them.
[X] They can talk to spirits/ghosts.
[ ] Some part of their body glows.
[ ] They have a rare/unusual name.
[ ] They were born on an important date, such as New Year's Eve, etc.
[ ] They have a twin/sibling that they were separated from at birth/a young age. 15 isn't young.
[ ] They are connected with a certain element.
[ ] They are connected with a certain animal.
[ ] They always dress like a certain 'label'.
[ ] They look quite a bit like a character from a popular anime/manga.
[ ] They are a race/species that is discriminated against/misunderstood.
[ ] They have a certain power that is misunderstood/feared.
[ ] They live/lived on the streets at some point in their lives.
[ ] They are/used to hide/hiding from someone/something.
[ ] They have a rare blood type.
[ ] They cry blood.
[ ] Certain noises/smells/situations/etc. make their powers activate/give them a nervous breakdown.
[ ] They are from a different country to where they live, a.k.a 'exotic'.
[ ] They are very mysterious/dark.
[ ] They are very lively/happy.
[ ] Their mood changes a lot/very quickly.
[X] They are very patient.
[X] They are from a long line of [insert profession/power here]. (Rebels)
[ ] They have a piece of jewelry/clothing that they always wear.
[ ] They have amnesia.
[ ] They have some sort of permanent medical condition.
[ ] The have a some sort of unbeneficial curse upon them.
[ ] They are involved in some sort of prophecy.
[ ] They are 'the chosen one'.
[ ] They have insomnia.

Overall Points : 7

Point Reduction : 1

Take points off your OC's overall score if they fit any of the following statements :

[ ] They smoke.
[X] They are an alcoholic. (He'd deny it, but...)
[ ] They are overweight.
[ ] They are addicted to drugs.

[ ] They have a short temper.
[ ] They enjoy bullying others.
[ ] They do not care much about others.
[ ] They are relatively emotionless.

Final Score : 6. Balanced character. Yay for Dainial!

RESULT : 05 : Anti-Sue.
Your character may be a bit on the boring side. Of course, this does depend, but generally if they score that low, it wouldn't hurt to 'spice them up' a bit.

06-15 : Balanced Character.
If your OC scored around here, then they are probably quite a well-balanced and interesting character. Those scoring in the higher end of this category may be a bit too much though.

16-25 : Borderline Mary-Sue.
We have a problem. You need to tone your character down. They are most likely a bit annoying to others, too.

26 : Mary-Sue.
Please revise your character... right now.

You know that you're REALLY obsessed with Hetalia when:

1. You start laughing hysterically at maps. (Though in some cases *coughFrance'sborderscough* they seem terribly obscene.)
2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together
3. You've learned more history (Austria-Hungary Compromise, WWII) from it than from an actual history class.
4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots.
5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies)
6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.
7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.
8. World War II starts sounding romantic.
9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.
10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.
11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.
12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one. (That happened long ago.)
13. You shudder squeal every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case. (He's not so tough. I'd contact my local IRA and blow up his house. SUCK IT!)
14. Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Pastaaaaaaaaa!!" down the hallway.
15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "USxUK" "RussUK" means.
16. You end every sentence with "aru".
17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.
18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia. (Those guys were hardcore, you didn't want to screw with them.)
19. You want Prussia back on the map. (Since AP Euro, so doesn't really count.)
20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.
21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.
22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic. (It happens from time to time.)
23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute.
24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80s billion time.
25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand.

26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic.
27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday.

28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones. (I've wanted that for a long time.)
28. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny. (Again, long time.)
29. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, and Francis is forever linked to Hetalia.

A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you are one of the ones that do and want to deck 'em, put this in your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have an obsession, post this on your profile to tell all those who think that you aren't normal to get stuffed, because obsession RULES!

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.

If you've ever talked about your characters like they're real people copy and paste this on your profile.

Favorite Quotes:

"BALLSACK!" -One of my best friends when he loses a game.

"I may die, but I'll be damned if I strike [surrender]!" -John Paul Jones

"Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution ineviteable." -John F. Kennedy

"It's not that I'm not a people person. I'm just not a stupid-people person." -Me

150 Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts

1. I will not poke Hufflepuff’s with spoons, nor will I insist that their house colors indicate that they are “covered in bees”.

2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class

3. Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not “an extra credit project for Herbology”.

4. “I’ve heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood’s name” is not a challenge.

5. Putting up Doug Henning posters in Filch’s office is not appropriote.

6. I will not go to class skyclad.

7. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

8. I will not use Umbridge’s quill to write “I told you I was hardcore”.

9. I will stop referring to showering as “giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful”.

10. Polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable. “Polishing my wand” in the common room is not.

11. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw the Dark Mark on their arm.

12. House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

13. Staring a betting pool on the fate of this years DADA teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept.

14. I will not start every potions class by asking Professor Snape if today’s project is suitable for use as a sexual lubricant.

15. “Liften Separatis Crotchum” is not a real spell.

16. I will not claim Chick Tracts are an accurate presentation of Muggle life.

17. Seamus Finnegan is not “after me Lucky Charms”.

18. I will not refer to the Weasley twins as”bookends”.

19. I will not refer to the Patil twins as “bookends”.

20. I will not call the DADA teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

21. There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.

22. I will not provide Luna Lovegood with Coast-to-Coast AM transcripts.

23. I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.

24. I will not place anything by Silver Ravenwolf on the library shelves.

25. Tricking the school house elf into stripping does not mean they are now mine even if I yell “Pwned!”

26. I am not a sloth Animagus.

27. I am not a tribble Aimagus.

28. I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat, or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or a piranha.

29. I do not weigh the same as a duck.

30. Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.

31. I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

32. I will not lick Trevor.

33. I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is.

34. The Ravenclaws are not “Mentals in training”.

35. Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazghul is coincidental.

36. I will not change the password to the prefect’s bath to “Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty”.

37. There is no such thing as an Invisibility Thong.

38. Professor Flitwick does not wish to be adressed as “Admiral Naismith”.

39. Asking “How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?” is only funny the first time.

40. I will not offer to pose nude for Colin Creevey.

41. I will not offer to pose nude for Dean Thomas.

42. “42″ is not the answer to every question to the O.W.L.’s.

43. It is a bad idea to tell Professor McGonagall she takes herself too seriously.

44. I am not to Owl copies of the Evil Overlord List to suspected Death Eaters.

45. I will not offer to prepare tandori owl.

46. I will stop asking when we will learn to make “Love Potion Number Nine”.

47. I will not ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

48. I will not teach the first-years to sing “A Wizard’s Staff Has A Knob On The End”.

49. If Ginny Weasley wanted to borrow my Darkover books, she would have said so already.

50. I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

51. I will not go to meals dressed as Choda Boy.

52. Sirius Black did not found the Sirius Cybernetics Corp.

53. I will not draw an “H” on Percy Weasley’s forehead.

54. My name is not Captain Subtext.

55. Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab does not sell potions ingredients and I will not resell their products as “Veela Pheremones”.

56. I will not refer to Kingsley Shacklebolt as a “Big Black Sex Auror”.

57. I cannot Hadoken anything into oblivion.

58. Professor Flitwick’s first name is not Yoda.

59. I am not the Defense Against the Boring Classes Professor.

60. I am no longer allowed to use the words “pimp cane” in front of Draco Malfoy.

61. It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the result would be.

62. Gryffindor courage does not come in bottles labeled “Firewhiskey”.

63. Using the Engorgio charm on certain parts of the human anatomy is not permitted on school grounds, not even for entertainment purposes.

64. First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

65. A wand is for magic only, it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or drumming on desks, no matter how bored I become.

66. It is inappropriate to slip sample bottles of Selsun Blue into Professor Snape’s personal postbox.

67. I will stop referring to Hufflepuff’s as “cannon fodder”.

68. I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.

69. First-years should not be encouraged to befriend the Whomping Willow.

70. Novelty or holiday themed ties are not to be worn with my school uniform.

71. I will not use my socks to make hand puppets of the Slytherin house mascot.

72. When fighting Death Eaters in the annual June battle of Good v. Evil, I will not lift my wand skyward and shout “There can be only ONE!”.

73. I should not refer to DADA professors as “canaries in the coal mine”.

74. I will not say the phrase “Dude, get a life.” to Lord Voldemort.

75. I will not put books of muggle fairy tales in the history section of the library.

76. There is not now, nor has there ever been, a fifth house at Hogwarts. And I am not a member of that house, nor am I its founder.

77. I will not refer to the Accio charm as “The Force”.

78. Albus Dumbledore’s proper title is “Headmaster”, not “My Liege”.

79. I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I foresaw her death.

80. I will not use Slytherin and Gryffindor first years as Christmas decorations.

81. Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.

82. If asked in class what the Avada Kedavra curse does, yelling “It Does DEATH!!!” may be correct but it is not the manner in which one should answer.

83. I am not allowed out of my dorm when visitors from the Ministry are here.

84. I am not allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur.

85. Ravenclaw’s do not find a sign saying “The library is closed for and indefinite time period” amusing in any sense.

86. I will not attempt to recreate the Key to Time in Transfiguration class.

87. A time turner is not a flux capacitator, and I should therefore not install one in any Muggle cars.

88. I am not allowed to use silencing charms on my Professors.

89. I will not charm Hermione’s time turner to rotate every half-hour.

90. If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.

91. I will not claim my X-Files tapes are “Auror Training Videos”.

92. When being interrogated by a member of the staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce “These are not the droids you are looking for”.

93. I am not a member of the Spanish Inquisition.

94. Albus Dumbledore is not my personal Jesus.

95. I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.

96. I will not follow potions instructions in reverse order just to see what happens.

97. I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts: A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins.

98. “OMGWTF” is not a spell.

99. I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.

100. I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.

101. I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbott and Justin Finch-Fletchley as Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles.

102. I will not cast the occasional Oblivate spell on Dumbledore, even if it would be amusing.

103. I am not allowed to give the Gryffindors Pixie Stix.

104. I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and take bets on who will come out alive.

105. I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they are real animals.

106. I will not teach the house elves to impersonate Jar Jar Binks.

107. I will not sing The Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin Quidditch matches.

108. I will not tell first years that they should build a tree house in the Whomping Willow.

109. I will not douse Harry Potter’s Invisibility Cloak with lemon juice to see if he will become visible wearing it and standing near the fire in the common room.

110. I will not tell first years that Moon Prism Power is a basic Transfiguration spell.

111. I will not yell “Believe it… or not!” after any of Dumbledore’s speeches.

112. Bringing fortune cookies to Divination class does not count for extra credit.

113. My name is not “The Dark Lord Happy-Pants” and I am not allowed to sign my papers as such.

114. There is no such thing as the Chamber of Double Secret Probation.

115. I will not attempt to magically animate my marshmallow Peeps.

116. I will never ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.

117. Voldemort is not Ganandorf, and the Triforce is not hidden in Hogwarts.

118. I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rock series during Arithmancy exams.

119. I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of “Knights of the Round Table” for the Christmas feast.

120. I will not call Professor McGonagall “McGoogles”.

121. I am not allowed to make lightsaber sound with my wand.

122. “Draco Malfoy Takes it Up The Arse” is not an acceptable Quidditch chant.

123. I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.

124. I will not wear my DEATH EATER AND PROUD OF IT! shirt to school.

125. I am not allowed to reenact famous battles of the Revolutionary War in the charms corridor.

126. I am not allowed to declare an official Hug A Slytherin Day.

127. I am not allowed to introduce myself to the first years as Tim the Enchanter.

128. I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance into any classroom.

129. I will not try and start Naked Thursdays in the Common Room.

130. It is not necessary for me to yell “BAMF!” every time I Apparate.

131. I will not steal Gryffindor’s sword from Dumbledore’s office and use it to patrol the hallways.

132. I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

133. I am not allowed to begin each Herbology class by singing the theme song to “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes”.

134. I will not teach the first years to play “The Penis Game” in the Great Hall during dinner.

135. I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue.

136. I will not organize a Hogwarts Fight Club.

137. It is a bad idea to tell Professor Snape he takes himself too seriously.

138. I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

139. I will not dress up in a Dementor suit and use a Dustbuster on Harry’s lips to get him to do what I want.

140. I will not start food fights in the Great Hall.

141. I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

142. “To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys” is not an appropriote career choice.

143. I will not sing “We’re off to see the wizard” when sent to the Headmaster’s office.

144. The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife.

145. It is not necessary to yell “Burn!” everytime Snape takes points from Gryffindor.

146. “Y’all check this-here shit out!” is not an appropriate way to announce that you are about to perform an experimental spell.

147. I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells and shout “I have the power!”

148. I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

149. I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell “Ni” from various directions.

150. Getting everyone in the Great Hall to do the Time Warp will not earn me any house points .

-Summer, Highland Falls

1. If someone says, "Is this ok?" You say, Bargain- The Who

2. What would best describe your personality? Memory of the Dead- The Makem Brothers (History, FTW)

3. What do you like in a girl? The West's Awake- The Clancy Brothers and Tommy Makem (Eh... what?)

4. How do you feel today? Blow Ye Winds- The Clancy Brothers and Tommy Makem

5. What is your life's purpose? The Moonshiner- Schooner Fare (YAY, drinking, lol)

6. What is your motto? Sympathy for the Devil- The Rolling Stones

7. What do your friends think of you? Ans So it Goes- Billy Joel

8. What do you think of your parents? Canada My Own Land- Tommy Makem

9. What do you think about very often? Chimes of Freedom- Bob Dylan

10. What do you think of your best friend? Scenes From an Italian Restaurant- Billy Joel

11. What do you think about the person you like? Johnny I Hardly Knew Ye- Tommy Makem (Massive Bummer)

12. What is your life story? Kevin Barry- The Clancy Brothers and Tommy Makem

13. What do you want to be when you grow up? Sound the Pibroch- Liam Clancy and Tommy Makem

14. What do you think when you see the person you like? However Much I Booze- The Who (Well, that is depressing)

15. What do your parents think of you? Nell Flaherty's Drake- The Clancy Brothers and Tommy Makem

16. What will you dance to at your wedding? Travelin' Band- Creedence Clearwater Revival (Well, that will be an exciting wedding)

17. What will they play at your funeral? Isn't It Grand, Boys (To Be Bloody-Well Dead)?- The Clancy Brothers and Tommy Makem

18. What is your favorite hobby/interest? Irish Ways and Irish Laws- The Fighting Men from Crossmaglen (It's eerily accurate)

19. What is your biggest fear? Only the Good Die Young- Billy Joel

20. What is your biggest secret? Casadh An tSúgáin (Twisting Of The Rope)- The Chieftains

21. What song will be the title when you repost this? Summer, Highland Falls- Billy Joel

COMMON SENSE: Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing When To Come In Out Of The Rain; Why The Early Bird Gets The Worm; Life Isn't Always Fair; and Maybe It Was My Fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

I am now on Pottermore (Username not disclosed) and am a proud Slytherin. Serpents, yeah!