MEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPP! Sorry, that was Marga-chan, and Marga-chan is a crazy bitch.

WELCOME TO OUR PROFILE! THIS IS A COLLAB ACCOUNT AND I HAVE...SHIRAYUKIZ. RINGO, author of "Wounded Past, Bright Future" HERE! And...Animarga-chan author of "Being reborn as Haru isn't great"!

WARNING!: A LOT OF KHR STUFF AND SWEARING DOWN THERE!

Quotes by us:

"Even we're bad writers,I'm sure we can make a great and successful fanfic if we work together as a team!" -Marga-chan

"*smirks*
And that's why you must keep in mind I always win, ok?" -Marga-chan (Ringo-chan: You remind me of Akashi Seijuro.)

"I love Fran, FOREVER." -Marga-chan

As a Senpai I refuse to lose to the EXTREME!!!" -Ringo-chan

"Everybody's stories are good! It's just how one views them." -Ringo-chan

"Tsuna is my husbando" -Ringo-chan

"Being a writer, we are NEVER satisfied and that is a good thing. Since we are never satisfied, we can always aim for higher goals and achieve better results! And that's the reason why we writers NEED REVIEWS!!!" -Ringo-chan

"Ringo-chan: Eto Marga-chan... I just realized something...
I can't really write third person well. Especially with my style of writing.

Marga-chan: e-ehh? uwah, you don't need to write in 3rd person if you cant...!

Ringo-chan: Gomenasai Marga-chan... For being a burden *goes to emo corner and grows mushrooms*

Marga-chan: ... *smacks your head with a paper fan*
Baka, your not a burden...! In fact, your really helpful! I get inspired and motivated when your there for me, with me, sharing your ideas with mine! You're my awesome senpai, and you're an awesome author! You write great stories that inspire and make people happy, people like me! You don't have to write in third person, you can write in first person if it doesn't fit your style! Dakara, stop getting depressed and start believing in yourself! Cause I believe in you too!

Ringo-chan: ... Marga-chan. QAQ

I feel so touched ssu!
I won't be depressed! How can I call myself your senpai if you my kouhai have to give me an inspiration speech!
Yosh! I'm gonna write a good beginning with my dying will!!!!!" -Us

Marga: *shyly looks behind Ringo-chan's back* H-hi... M-My name's M-marga-ch-chan...

Ringo: And I here I thought I was shy...

Marga: *blushes* sh-shut up! I just get all nervous and all when there are people I don't know..

Ringo: Hai, hai! My name is Ringo-chan! Nice to meet ya!

Marga: *slowly pokes head out* Eto..I'm Marga-chan, as said before, I hope we get along! *smiles*

Ringo: D'awwwww You're so cute! *glomps Marga-chan*

Marga *blushes* I-I don't usually go shy...And I'm not cute!

Ringo: Yeah, you don't! *sarcasm*

Ringo: Let's introduce ourselves, Marga-chan!

Marga: B-but..we already did..

Ringo: ... I mean personally.

Marga: *tilts head* what do you mean?

Ringo: I mean like what are our likes and dislikes and such...

Marga: Oh! souka!

Ringo: Then let's start with you, Marga-chan!

Marga: B-but!

Ringo: Daijoubu! I'm with you!

Marga: Fine... Eto...

Age: Around 1-100

Weight: I'm fat

Gender: A MAN! Sorry, I mean a WOMAN

Appearance: Black hair that reaches to my shoulders and black eyes. That's right, I'm so ugly

Nickname: Marga-chan or May-chan

Name: Margaret

Words I always say: "Meep","Fran kyaa","I want chocolate","HOLY GOKUDERA IN A TUTU DRESS!" etc.

Personality: I'm a little shy when first talking to strangers but to my friends, I act normal and crazy. I may be a little kind, but I'm actually short-tempered. Oh! and if you dare do anything BAD to my friends, especially Ringo-chan, Heheh...*murderous aura* Run. Cuz' I'll bite you to death.

Best friends: Ringo-chan! *smiles cheerfully*

First thought waking up: "Nggghhh, Mukuro...I don't want...pineapples...Nyaa Tuna-fish is so cute...Fran-kun nyaa...

Ringo:Tuna-fish?

Marga*cough*

Ringo:Care to explain? Mar-ga-chan *smiles creepily*

Marga:I don't have a crush on him or anything! don't misunderstand! I just think he's so cute! Like an uke!

Ringo:Don't worry I'm not a yandere! *mumbles* Plus he IS an uke...

Marga: *faces you* For your information, Ringo-chan has a crush(coughsheloveshimcough) on our adowabwe Tuna-fish and she thought I liked Tunayoshi,(read my 'first thought waking up'if you don't get it.) but really, the one who I like is Fran-kun(KHR). *blushes* ANYWAY, Ringo-chan! it's your turn!

Ringo: Hai hai!

Age: I'm not old but I'm not young! If you really must know, it's... a number.

Weight: I'm very heavy! But I don't care!

Gender: Female and a tomboy!

Appearance: Similar to Marga-chan's- Heck! It's the EXACT same!

Nickname: Ringo-chan!

Name: Shirayukiz Ringo

Words I always say: "Holy Tuna!", "Kamikorosu!", "Hungry!" etc.

Personality: I'm kind but I'm short-tempered. I'm carefree and I'm loud. I'm weird but I'm mature at times. I'm forgiving but when you make my friends (a.k.a Marga-chan) cry, run FAR and run QUICK. Cuz' I'm hunting you down with my tonfas, bitches!

Best friends: Marga-chan and I'm proud of it!

First thought waking up: "No, Reborn... I'll wake up so don't hit me with a ten-ton mallet..."

KHR Quiz!!!!

1) Tsuna
2) Fran
3) Enma
4) Hibari
5) Reborn
6) Yamamoto
7) Giotto
8) Alaude
9) Mukuro
10) G
11) Collonelo
12) Chrome

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven (Yamamoto/Colonello) fanfic before?

Ringo: Errr... *scratches cheek* I think I saw one before...

Marga: N-no..but I would like to see one, I think...

2) Do you think Four (Hibari) is hot? How hot?

Ringo: OMFG! SO FU*KING HOT! KYAAAAAAAAAAA!!

Marga: HELL YEAH! AS IN Kamikorosu-hot! KYAAA! *fangirling*

Marga: *pinches nose* I think I have a nosebleed!! Kyaaa!! *dies happily*

Ringo: Marga-chan! Don't die!!! *acts dramatic*

Marga: I see the light...*reaches hand*

Ringo: No! Don't go to the light! *cries dramatically as well*

Marga: I will miss you...*hand dramatically goes limp*

3) What would happen if Twelve (Chrome) got Eight (Alaude) pregnant?

Ringo: OMFG!

Marga: Uhh, Genderbenders? A LOT OF SHIIITT?

Ringo: I think it's more like Alaude got Chrome pregnant...

Marga: *nods*

Ringo: That would be REALLY awkward if Alaude is really pregnant...

Marga: Soooo,

Marga: Next question, I guess?

Ringo: OMFG! I DO NOT WANT TO IMAGINE THAT HAPPENING!

Ringo: And yeah, next question.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine (Mukuro)?

Ringo: Plenty! *cough*6927 fics*cough*

Marga: A LOT! Heck, I even read 6927! oops...I din't mean to say that..

Ringo: Learn from me and use my move- coughing!

Marga: I don't cough, but when I do, I don't

Marga: Lemme rephrase that, I don't cough, but when I do, I choke.

Ringo: Gomenasai! I didn't know that!

Marga: *coughs suddenly* *speaks in a hoarse voice* M-marshmallow, I need it..*eats a piece of marshmallow* COUGH. COUGH. CHOKE. DIE
AAANND LET'S LEAVE MARGA-CHAN THERE, DYING

Ringo: No! Marga-chan! Don't die again! T.T

5) Would Two (Fran) and Six (Yamamoto) make a good couple?

Ringo: Errrmmmmm... I'll be blunt. FU*K NO!

Marga: *still dead but suddenly revives* WHAT THE FUCK! HELL NO! FRAN IS MINE, BIOTCH!

Marga: Ah.

Ringo: YEAH, YAMAMOTO! FRAN IS MARGA-CHAN'S!

Marga: Nice weather we're having ne?

Ringo: Caught you red-handed again!

Ringo: No denying it!

Marga: *tries to ignore the fact I said Fran is mine* *sticks out tongue childishly* Bleeh

Ringo: Continuing!

6) Five/Nine (Reborn/Mukuro) or Five/Ten (Mukuro/G)?

Marga: Errrr...

Ringo:... I pick the third option. None!

Marga: I pick 'or'!

Marga: legit answer, Ringo-chan

Ringo: Yours too!

Ringo: Let's go to another less awkward question...

Marga: *looks at questions* Well, this question is more awkward

Ringo:... Dammit.

7) What would happen if Seven (Giotto) walked in on Two (Fran) and Twelve (Chrome) having sex?

Marga: ...

Ringo: Yep! This is more awkward.

Ringo: I bet Giotto would be shell-shocked and the door will slowly closed by itself like in movies!

Ringo: And Fran- Wait! Fran is Marga-chan's!

Marga: ... *Still silent but emitting a creepy aura* S-E-X?

Ringo: C-Calm down Marga-chan... It's just a question!

Ringo: Though I would get angry if it was Tsuna... *mumbles*

Marga: ANYWAY! *suddenly emmits a cheery aura* It's just a question, right? Well, I bet Giotto would be shocked, standing still and slowly walk
away...after taking a 'Do not Disturb' sign and hooking it on the door knob.

Ringo: That's more accurate! *thumbs up*

Marga: Yours was funny, though.

Ringo: Yours was funnier!

Marga: No yours!

Ringo: No yours!

Marga: No, yours! and don't copy me!

Ringo: I won't copy but yours was funnier!

Marga: No, that's totally wrong in so many levels. Yours was funnier than mine!

Ringo: How about we both agree that both of ours are funny?

Marga: Sure.

Ringo: Continuing to the next awkward question!

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten (Enma/G) fic

Ringo: HOW MANY AWKWARD QUESTIONS ARE THERE!? THIS IS ENDLESS!

Marga: THERE ARE MORE 4 QUESTIONS! I hope they're not awkward!

Marga: Anyway...Enma and G? both have red hair (but G is more on the pink side, lol) and both...what else do they have in common?

Ringo: Okay! My summary is: Want to know the REAL reason why Enma is shy? It's actually because of a certain red-head like him! (I know I suck at summaries... No need to say)

Marga: Meeeh I suck at summaries. but I'll try.
"What will happen if two red-heads (actually, the other one is pink) one short-tempered and a tsundere(maybe...?), and the other one shy? Well, let's find out in (Title of the Fic)!" WHAT THE FUCK, THAT SUMMARY IS TOTAL BULLSHIT AND SO CLICHE' Just...what the fuck, I thought I could make a better one, but nope, I'm a loser

Ringo: *pats Marga-chan's back* We both suck at summaries, don't worry.

Marga: *sniff*

Ringo: *smiles* Don't cry! I hate it when you cry!

Marga: Thanks, Ringo-chan *smiles a bit*

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight (Tsuna/Alaude) fluff?

Ringo: YEP THERE IS! I LOVE THEM TO DEATH!!!!!!!

Marga: Of course! THEY FIT SO WELL, LIKE 1827!

Ringo: For me, 1827 is still the best!

Marga: Though I like 1827 more

Ringo: Yay! Let's celebrate 1827 together, Marga-chan!

Marga: LET'S! *confetti and balloons everywhere* WEEEE! *Takes out a large cake that says '1827 FTW' on top* Want some of the 1827 cake, Ringo-
chan?

Ringo: Hell yeah, Marga-chan! Arigatou! *takes cake and eat it*

Marga: LET'S CALL THE OTHER 1827 Shippers and continue the party after we answer these questions!

Ringo: Seconded! *waves hands about*

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve (Giotto/Chrome) Hurt/Comfort fic.

Ringo: The Day When The Mist Breaks

Ringo: I know I suck.

Marga: Etoo..."The Mist's Broken Heart" *goes to emo corner* I suck so much...

Ringo: Yours is SOOOO much better! *goes to emo corner as well and grows mushroom*

Marga: No, your- Here we go again, let's just admit we both suck, no offense

Ringo: None taken. And yeah!

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four (Hibari) to de-flower One (Tsuna)?

Ringo: OMFG! KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ringo: *fangirls and nosebleed*

Marga: OMGOMG! THERE ARE MANY WAYS!

Ringo: Yeah!

Ringo:But which one...

Marga: My head is thinking of perverted things Kyaaa!!!

Ringo: My head is full of naughty stuff now...

Ringo: I like the one where Tsuna ends up late to school or something and Hibari punishes him KYAAAAAA! *fangirls again*

Marga: Hmm, Maybe when Tsuna gets punished or something and Hibari ends up the one who'll look after him and some things will happen *lips turn up like a cat* If you know what I mean KYAAAA! *squeals*

Ringo: We should definitely write a story about that one day!

Marga: DEFINITELY!

Ringo: But I no good at writing... naughty things.

Marga: But me can't write lemon.

Ringo: Me can't write smut..

Marga: Watashi mo.

Ringo: BUT I WILL TRY! *fire in my eyes and background*

Marga: ME TOO! I'll do it with my DYING WILL! *Writes out a smutty 1827 one-shot* DONE! OMG, I knew it...I suck..

Ringo: OMFG! You wrote one!?

Ringo: LEMME READ IT!!

Marga: I did when I was grade 5 but- NO! I-It's too embarassing!

Ringo: OMFG! NOW YOU GOT TO LET ME READ IT!

Marga: Well, you can't, sadly..

Ringo: Why not? *pout*

Marga: I wrote it in a paper and my mom saw it and her face was like, 'what-the-fuck-has-been-my-daughter-reading'? and put in the trash. I was about
to get and save it, but NOOOOO, she ripped it into pieces! and yeah, I try to rewrite it but I don't have the time...OR MAYBE I COULD DO IT LATER!

Ringo: DO IT LATER, MARGA-CHAN! I SUPPORT YOU!

Marga: If I could remember the other parts, I only remember the major parts, like what was the plot and the...smut.

Ringo: TELL ME!!!!!!!!!

Marga: Should I tell you the plot or the smut part?

Ringo: *smirks* Smut part!

Marga: Ah,but we should finish these questions first, ne?

Ringo: Okay but remember to tell me later! *smirks and humming Kufufu no Fu*

Marga: Un!

12) Does anyone of your friends read Three (Enma) het?

Marga: *looks at Ringo-chan* Do you?

Ringo: What's het? *tilts head*

Marga: Het is uhh, let's see..Opposite of slash.

Ringo:... Slash is errrr... Shounen-Ai, right?

Marga: Yep!

Ringo: Okay!

Marga: And het is straight.

Ringo: I think I seen stories about that but I don't read them.

Marga: I don't really read het..

Marga: I see them sometimes but I just ignore them.

Ringo: We both ARE Yaoi lovers!

Marga: YAOI FTW!

Ringo: Next question?

Marga: Sure!

13) Does anyone of your friends write or draw Eleven? (Collonelo)

Marga: I never tried writing a Colonello fic before, but I did try to draw him..only to fail epically

Marga: and that drawing of him is in the trash now..

Ringo: For me, no. I suck at writing and drawing anyways.

Marga: No you don't! You rock at writing!

Marga: Though I still haven't seen your drawings..

Marga: But I'm sure they're great

Ringo: I've seen your drawings before (once!) They are nice! Arigatou!

14) Would anyone of your friends write Two/Four/Five? (Fran/Hibari/Reborn)

Marga: I haven't, but MAYBE it would be interesting to..Maybe.

Ringo: I haven't. That would be one EPIC pairing!

Marga: I would approve of it...if there wasn't Fran..don't hate me please.

Ringo: D'awwwwwww! Marga-chan is so possessive!

Marga: But that would be a great pairing, though!

Marga: No I'm not!

Marga: I just want him for me, that's all!

Ringo: Yeah! You're NOT possessive at all! *sarcasm*

Marga: Not at all!

Marga: Next question?

15) What might Ten (G) scream at a moment of great passion?

Ringo: GODDAMMIT! FUCK! (Since I always imagine him as someone who would swear a lot)

Marga: Uhh, *imagines*

G: FFFFFUUUUCCCCCKKKKK YEEEEEAAAAHHHH!
...Well, I imagine him to be a person who would swear a lot, so...

Ringo: Same here! *high-fives*

Marga: *high-fives back* Why are our answers so similar?

Ringo: Awesome minds think alike!

Marga: Seems legit!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight (Alaude), what song would you choose?

Marga: Uh...Nya?

Marga: Okay, that's not a song but...I dunno

Ringo: Perhaps Hibari's character songs?

Ringo: You know, like Kokou no Pride or Hitori botcchi no sadame.

Marga: Maybe...Akashi?

Ringo: Or Horizon!

Marga: Hmm...Next question?

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve (Tsuna/Yamamoto/Chrome) fic, what would the warning be?

Ringo: Warning: A really messed-up pairing ahead!

Ringo: But then again it's not THAT messed up.

Marga: WARNING: YOU ARE ABOUT TO MEET A REALLY CRACK-Y PAIRING SO CLICK THAT BACK BUTTON IF YOU DON'T WANT YOUR EYES TO BE SCARRED FOR LIFE

Ringo: Wao. That's one hell of a warning!

Marga: LOL I was exaggerating, it isn't THAT crack-y, right?

Ringo: Not really. I read 8027 and 8096 fics before.

Ringo: Them having a threesome wouldn't be so far off. *blushes*

Marga: O-ho! I knew you were a pervert! but aren't we all?

Ringo: *still blushing* Let's move onto the next question.

Marga: HAI!

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten (G) to use on Two (Fran)?

Ringo: Well, first off, Fran is Marga-chan's.

Marga: *blushes* ...

Ringo: Secondly, that's one hell of a crack pairing! (I love using Kuroshitsuji reference!)

Marga: *nods*

Marga: Ah well I'll just use a cheesy pick-up line

Marga: Well...uhm...G...use...a...good pick-up line...for...Fran...uhm...eto...

Ringo: Oh! I think I got one!

Marga: What is it?

Ringo: Eto...

Ringo: If you're a frog, can I be the one who kiss you to remove the curse? *tilts head*

Ringo: Maa, something like that.

Marga: That's great! But I still can't think of one...QAQ

Ringo: Maa, maa Just use some common pick-up line then.

Marga: Fuu Fine

Marga: Uhm...

Ringo: Ganbatte!

Ringo: Fight on! Though if you're struggling I could help you if you want.

Marga: I don't need help! I will do this in my own WITH MY DYING WILL! *Fire in the background*

Ringo: *sweat-drop* M-Maa, maa. It's good that you have motivation but calm down.

Marga: Ah! I have one!

Ringo: Nani, nani?

Marga:

G: Wanna know an interesting fact?

Fran: What?

G: Hershey makes millions of kisses everyday...But all I want is one from you.

Marga: That's corny...and makes me jealous albeit...

Ringo: ... KYAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Honto ni kawaii! *unconsciously glomps Marga-chan*

Marga: -Ack!

Ringo: Ah! Gomenasai!!! *lets go*

Marga: AIR! OH HOW I MISSED YOU!

Ringo: Hehehe, so next question?

Marga: Un!

19) "One (Tsuna) and Nine (Mukuro) are in a happy relationship until Nine (Mukuro) suddenly runs off with Four (Hibari). One (Tsuna), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (Colonello) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Chrome), then follows the wise advice of Five (Reborn) and finds true love with Two(Fran)." What title would you give this fic?

Ringo: This makes so much sense until the end...

Marga: ...

Marga: What in the actual fuck...Why do they keep on mentioning Fran so much?

Ringo: Well... we did choose the numbers ourselves so it's our fault.

Marga: OTL

Ringo: Maa, maa Tsuna is involved too and I'm not so... upset about it *mumbles* just a little.

Marga: Ah well We can't do anything about it...Now, with the question...

Ringo: Eto... ano... I'll name this err... 'The Sky and the Other Mist'...?

Marga: I'll go with...uhm.."The Sky's Messed up Love life"

Marga: Mine sounds so cliche

Ringo: Not really. To me, it sounds literal.

Marga: I'm not really good in naming...OO

Ringo: Maa, maa Me too! And we've finished the quiz, Marga-chan!

Marga: Oh, we did?

Ringo: Yep

Marga: HELL YEAH! WE DIIIIIIIDDDDD!

Ringo: Hehe, calm down, Marga-chan

Marga: Ah, sorry

Marga: So...uhm...should we continue the party?

Ringo: *blinks* P-Party?

Marga: Oh, you know, the 1827 celebration...

Ringo: Oh, how could I forget that!?

Ringo: We should!

Marga: LET'S CALL ALL OF THE 1827 SHIPPERS!

Ringo: HELL TO THE FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!

Ringo: And that concludes the end of our quiz...?

Narrator: And so, Marga and Ringo celebrated with all the 1827 shippers and partied like hard...

But Ringo's question was never answered...

Marga: DUN! DUN! DUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!

THE

END

Of the quiz.

-THAT'S ALL FOR NOW!-