Hey, peoples, I'm Sakai. Actually, Sakai is just an OC that's basically an awesomer version of myself. BUT WHO CARES? Yah. I might go spaz-attack on you and stuff, but you can't sue me, so get over it. I'm 13, and I am EXTREMELY freaked out about internet stalking, hence the fake name. My email is also fake, and I have a backup fake email. Just to show you how paranoid I am. I don't really care if I get flamed; most people flaming are always all,'YOUR SO STUPID!!!!!! (insert character 1 here) AND (insert character 2 here) ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SOULMATES!!!!!! (character 1) AND (character 3) ARE DIGUSTING!!!!!!! YOU (insert 'dirty' language here)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WISH YOU (insert way to die here) AND DIE!!!!!!!!!' or 'DIS NOT SPELLLED RITE' and crap like that. So. I'm not gonna bore you with a bunch of details for now. Note, 'for now.' My personality changes(I'm, like, bipolar or something) depending on my mood(though I'm always ready to kick prep-butt) and I might change my mind as well... Whatever.

P.S. When I go allcaps, it's for emphasis only. Seriously, I'm not yelling or anything.)

Click? I want them to hatch 'n stuff so... Click?

I found this multiple times when I was accountless, and I like it. So. I'm just gonna make this the beggining of an EXTREMELY long profile. If you don't like it, be a man and suck it up. And if you're not a man, be a woman. I am, and it never hurt me. I HURT OTHERS. So HAH.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile.

And I could read it. Except for the 'Cmabigde' part. I called it 'Cambridge', but I've never heard of it before and dunno if it exists. The End.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

(X) You love hoodies.
(X) You love jeans.
() Dogs are better than cats. (Psh, yeah right. Dogs and cats are freaking equal. It's like... gender.)
(X) It's hilarious when people get hurt.
(X) You've played with/against boys on a team.
(X) Shopping is torture.(SO TRUE.)
(X) Sad movies suck.(I cry.)
() You own/ed an X-Box.(I wanted one, but nooooo, I'm a GIRL.)
(X) Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.(Does NOW count?)
(X) At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
(X) You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
() You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.(They were hilarious. I'd laugh at them as the made THE stupidest poses EVER.)
(X) You watch sports on TV.(With my dad. We'd flame the players.)
(X) Gory movies are cool. (As long it isn't too much and freaks me out.)
(X) You go to your dad for advice.
() You own like a trillion baseball caps.(I wish.)
() You like going to high school football games.
() You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
(X) Baggy pants are cool to wear.
(X) It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.(I don't think I've ever been to a sleepover... but, yeah.)
(X) Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.(I love ALL colors.)
(X) You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
(X) Sports are fun.(But I suck at them.)
(X) Talk with food in your mouth.
(X) Sleep with your socks on at night.(When I'm too lazy or ignorant to take them off.

TOTAL: 18/25

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

() Cats are better than dogs.(See above.)
() You wear lip gloss/chapstick.(FUDGE NO.)
() You love to shop.
() You wear eyeliner.
(X) You wear the color pink.(Sometimes. I go to school and my friends are like,'Hi! Pink, huh?' I'm all,'Wha-? Oh. I just kinda took one off the stack...')
() Go to your mom for advice.
() You consider cheerleading a sport.
() You hate wearing the color black
(X) You like hanging out at the mall.(As long as I'm just hanging out...)
(X) You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.(It feels cool, OK? My mom worked at this salon-type place. So.)
(X) You like wearing jewelry.(I got a necklace with a piece of rice in it. The rice has my name on it. And, there are friendship bracelet thingies...)
() Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.(3. I have 3. I was forced to wear one when I lost a bet, though... And it wasn't even mine.)
(X) Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.(For games/books/art stuff, YEAH!)
() You don't like the movie Star Wars.(Never seen it. Never.)
(X) You were in gymnastics/dance.(Ballet. Forced.)
(X) It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.(I take long showers and fall asleep when I get dressed. DON'T JUDGE ME.)
(X) You smile a lot more than you should.
() You have more than 10 pairs of shoes (I wear the same shoes repeatedly and my dad's all,'You're a GIRL. Take some PRIDE in your looks.')
(X) You care about what you look like.(I don't want to look like a hobo...)
() You like wearing dresses when you can.(NO.)
() You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.(Girls wear cologne?)
(X) You love the movies.(How is that a guy/girl reference?)
(X) Used to play with dolls as little kid.(No freaking comment.)
(X) Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. (HAHAHAHAHAH... I went to my friend's house and totally screwed up her face. Heh.)
() Like being the star of every thing.(Pfft.)

TOTAL: 11/26

What the...? I'm more guy than girl? Cool. I seriously don't get some of the questions though. I mean, movies? Transformers and Rush Hour, fudge yeah. The End.

98 percent of teens smoke pot. If you are the 2 percent that don't , copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the Lucky Charms leprachaun is secretly a world class *cough*ninja*cough* terrorist, copy and paste this into you profile.