Just a shout out to one of my favorite authors out there: SoraXRoxasFTW - Stop hating on him! KThxBai :)

Welp, first things first, I'm a guy, that likes to read and write yaoi. Get over it. :P I'm not gay, I'm bi-curious xPPP

Um, I dont have much time on my hands since I've been very busy with studies and home problems, so sorry if I don't update for an extended period.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. [I'm scared. WHAT IF THEY HEAR ME TALKING TO MYSELF IN THE SHOWER!]
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. [I have arguments with myself about talking to myself]
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' [Not really, I get sugar highs from soda, and brownies with ice cream on top. *licks lips]
You live off of sugar and caffine [Pshh! You act like it's a bad thing...]
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth. [So true. Some people thought I died when I didn't appear online on Facebook for a while]
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. [Nah, I don't really get emails from friends. I get texts.]
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. [I usually go beyond the topic, if you know what I mean ;) ]
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. [I'm not sure what that means, but if its "sticks" then yes, I use them for sword fighting...lol]
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. [It's right here on my desk ] ]
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. [Nah, fairly new computer]
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. [What's that?]
People think you have A.D.D. [Probably a lot of people...and me]
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. [I do that almost everyday!]
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. [Sooo true. I'm the crazy one in my group of Asians :D]
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

My fav pairings:

Kingdom Hearts

SoraXRoxas (SoRoku)

SoraXVen

VenXTerra (TerrVen)

VenXRoxas (VenRoku) Mmmm selfcest xD

VenXVanitas (VanVen/VenVan) Just plain yumminess

VanitasXSora Mmmm more selfcest xD

ZackXTerra

ZackXVen

CloudXLeon

Final Fantasy VII

ZackXCloud [A.K.A. Fair Weather]

Resident Evil

ChrisXWesker

ChrisXLeon

Anime/Manga

Fairy Tail

NatsuXGrey

NatsuXEdoNatsu

Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

8033 (YamamotoxRyohei)

3327 (RyoheixTsuna)

8027 (YamamotoxTsuna)

0027 (EnmaxTsuna)

Haha, they're all yaoi pairings :P

Ok, so I guess pairings I hate/sorta dislike:

Kingdom Hearts

SoraXKairi (SoKai) It seems canon, but I just hate it

AxelXRoxas (AkuRoku) Never liked Axel too much

SoraXRiku (SoRiku) I hate Riku :P

RoxasXNamine Uhh, Roxas belongs with Sora :D

Terra/VenXAqua I like Aqua, but I like TerrVen better :)

Master XehanortXAnybody EWWW? OLD MAN PEDOPHILE MUCH? D:

Final Fantasy VII

Cloud/ZackXSephiroth I think I have a grudge against people with long silver/red hair taking over blondes/brunettes D:

Resident Evil

Not much, but if I had to say one, I'd say something with Alfred...awkward...

Alright, so stories:

Loving Laments (Version Delta)

Cloud Strife has just started high school at Midgar High with his childhood friend, Zack Fair, who he secretly has a crush on. As far as his love goes, something's wrong with Cloud's head, something no one knows about. Rated M: Language, OOCness, yaoi, alcohol, and violence.

Rating: M

Chapters: 0/~45

I See Your True Colors

-In Progress-

Rating: M

Chapters: Still haven't started the story, just the idea.

The "V" In Valentine's Day SoRoku

It's Sora and Roxas's one year anniversary and Roxas got a porn flick from Vanitas. Vanitas spends the night at Roxas's to hang with Ventus, leaving Roxas to stay at Sora's house. How will this turn out? SoRoku. Yaoi. Rated M for lemon. Oneshot.

Rating: M

Chapters: 1/1

Submission

-In Progress of Brainstorming- Pairing: VanVen

Rating: M

Chapters: ?/?

The Master's Punishment

-In Progress of Brainstorming- Pairing: NatsuGrey

Rating: M

Chapters: ?/?

Warning! Warning! Intrusion Code 8033!

-In Progress of Brainstorming- Pairing: YamamotoxRyohei

Rating: M

Chapters: ?/?