name:WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW

age:in vampire or human years

mood:hyper

i love house of night,twilight,eragon,vampire night,aiw 2010,harry potter,and house of the scorpion

IM TEAM STARK CUZ HE'S WAY BETTER THAN EDARD OR JACOB IF YOU AGREE COPY AND PAST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME. TEAM STARK 4EVA

I AM ALSO TEAM REID CUZ HE'S AWESOME

RANDOM QUOTES I LOVE

1"I WAS A 12 YEAR OLD PRODIGY IN HIGH SCHOOL HOTCH YOU KICK LIKE A NINE YEAR OLD GIRL" SPENCER REID

2 "THE END OF THE WORLD STARTED WHEN A PEGASUS LANDED ON THE HOOD OF MY CAR" PERCY JACKSON

3 "WHY IS A RAVEN LIKE A WRITING DESK?" TARRENT HIGHTOPP AKA THE MAD HATTER

AND 4 "BOB THE LLAMA PROTECT ME FROM THIS NORMALNESS" MEEEEEE (I WAS ON A SUGAR HIGH)

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

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2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

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Hilton
-I say ...EW...
-You say Zac Efron
-I say WTF...
-You say rap
-I say rock
-You say Jonas Brothers
-I say Linkin Park
-You say happy
-I say sad
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-I say dark
-you say Sarah Palin
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-You say life
-I say death
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PUT THIS ON YOUR CHANNEL IF YOU AGREE!

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Is the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from
you

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you

FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to all their real friends and hope to
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If you were killed today, I'm sorry I wouldn't be able to come to
your funeral, because I'd be in jail for killing the person who did
it.

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

23)when the elevator door opens run outside and down the hall yelling, "OH NO I'M GONNA MISS THE ELEVATOR

(I've does some of these and the ppl's reactions were hilarious!!)

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This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
I'm sorry I have cursed you all with having to put this on your profile, but... even though I know it won't happen, WHAT IF IT DID!!

~Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest telling us to sit down and shut up.

~ I got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the w's

~ A true idiot climds a glass wall to see what's on the other side.

~You say I'm not cool. But cool is just another word for cold. so if I'm not cold, I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

~Boys are like Slinky's. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

~When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. When life gives you more, you throw them back, because really, who likes lemons? And when it gives you even more, squirt them in their eyes and see how much life likes lemons then.

~Guns don't kill people. People kill people.

~If guns don't kill people, ten can I blame all my misspells on my pencil?

~I know I just said 'Guns don't kill people. People kill people.' But I think that guns help! I mean, not much would happen if you just sit there and yell 'BOOM'

~My friend overheard some people talking about me. How weird I was, how creepy, how wrong. But I just said 'I feel sorry for them' because I have a friend who told me, while their friends would sooner be the ones saying it.

~You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

~A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend/girlfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

~A good friend will bail you out of jail. But a Best Friend will be sitting next to you saying "Let's do it again!/ "man we screwed up!!!!"

~Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity got framed.

~I used all my sick days so I called in dead.

~Life isn't trying to pass me by; it's trying to run m over!

~You're just jealous because I'm the only one the voices talk to.

~The extinction of the dinosoars was no accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide.

~Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

~When in doubt, make words up!

~The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

~If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!

~If you're going to be two-faced sweetie, at least make one of them pretty!

~Don't worry about the end of the world coming today- it's already tomorrow in Australia.

~Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very afraid!

~Welcome to the dark side. We have cookies! Of, that red stuff leaking out of them?...That's cooking oil.

~Before you criticize a person, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away, and have their shoes!

~An idiot is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire their work.

~Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss!

~There is no 'I' in team, but there is an 'I' in PIE, an so there is an 'I' in MEAT PIE and since MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

~Newscaster ase the people who tell you "Good evening" and then procede to tell you why it's not.

~Two things are infinite; infinity, and human stupidity. Not so sure about infinity...

~Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible?

~I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly.

~Don't hit kids. Seriously, they have guns now.

~WARNING- lost kids will be sold to the circus

~If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So SHUT UP!

~I don't have a dog. I eat my own homework.

~WARNING- stop throwing your cigarette butts on the carpet! Seriously, the cockroaches are getting cancer!

~There are three kinds of people- those who count, and those who can't.

~Warning: trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

~Welcome to the internet! Pants optional.

~If I throw a stick, will you go away?

~The grass may be greener, but it's just as hard to mow!

~If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off. (Personally this is my favorite one!!)

~I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.

~I like you. When I rule the world your death will be quick and painless.

~If someone told most people they were weird, most people would disagree. I would ask what their first clue was.

Some of my current goals in life are to attend Hogwarts, rule Narnia, and be claimed by a greek god.

Mental Hospital Phone Menu:

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital!

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

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If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

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If you are blond, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it!
A simple friendship is over when you have an argument. A real friend calls you after you had a fight.
A simple friend expects to always be there for them. A real friend expects to always be there for you.
A simple friend sleeps in with you until 2 in the afternoon. A real friend screams, "WAKE UP, FREAK!" in your ear, while laughing hysterically at 8:00 in the morning.

What a guy means, when he says some stuff- "You know how bad my memory is!” "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned…but I forgot your birthday."

“Oh, don’t fuss, I just cut myself, it’s not big deal.” "I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."
 “Take a breath honey. You work too hard. "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
 "It‘s a guy thing" "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
 "Can I help with dinner?" "Why isn't it already on the table?"

"It would take too long to " "I have no idea how it works."
 "I cant find it." "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned, and had to walk home alone.
She wasn't afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed a man standing at the end as though he
were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and security wrapped round her, she felt as
though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she walked right past the man and arrived
home safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same
alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the fact that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help this young woman, she decided to go to the
police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the man she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified, he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and asked if there was anything they could do
for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She had two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers will not stand up for God?

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

(1) zoey redbird

(2) steve ray

(3) Aphrodite

(4) erin

(5) duchess

(6) shawnee

(7) nala (yes i know a cat)

(8) jack

(9) damien

(10) darius

(11) erik

(12) stark

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to ?

No and m not sure id wana

Do You think Four is hawt? ...How hawt?

no

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Uummmmmmmmm that would be just disturbing

do you recall any fanfics about Nine?

Yes I do

Would Two and Six make a good couple?

NO

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

NETHER

Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

idk

(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).

zoey and nala (wtf) are in a happy relationship until damiain (wahhhh) runs off with nala (?). zoey brokenhearted has a hot one night stand with erik and a brief unhappy affair with shawnee (what!!) then follows the wise of duchess (wow she is loseing it) and finds true love with stark (finally something makes sense)

ummmmmmmmmmmmm that was disturbing uuummmmmmm wow

If your life was a movie, what would the soundtrack be? Here's how it works:

1. Open your library (itunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc.)

2. Put it on shuffle.

3. Press Play.

4. For every question, type the song that's playing

5.When you go to a new question, press the next button

6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool..

Scene-- Band/Artist--Song Title

1. Opening Credits:

acting out Ashley tisdale (YEAH MAN!!!!!!!!!)

2.Waking up:

switch by Ashley tisdale (ok)

3.First Day of College:

marys song oh my my my taylor swift (um ok?)

4.Falling in Love:

here to you rascal flatts (??????)

5. Kiss Scene:

catch me demi lavoto

6.Fight Song:

the world awaits cory crowder

7. Breaking Up:

should have said no taylor swift (HECK YEAH)

8. Graduating College:

Gym class hase care bears on fire

9. Big Break:

every body else care bears on fire (um ok)

10. Mental Breakdown:

Met you on myspace care bears on fire

11. Driving Song:

tattoo jorden sparks

12. Flashback:

stay beautiful taylor swift

13: Getting back together:

pictre to burn taylor swift ( got some hate goin on)

14.Wedding:

fences paramore

15. Birth of Child:

that’s what you get paramore

16. Paying Dues:

me without you Ashley tisdale

17. Moment of Triumph:

for a pessimist im pretty optimistic paramore

18. Final Battle:

leavin jesse macartny

19. Death Scene:

Bless the broken road rascal flatts

20. Funeral Scene:

See u in the dark (WTF)

End Credit:

Torn in two after we fall

um wow to the max lol very intereting movie huh lol

ff is being a b!tch!!!!!!