![]() Hey World (Or kind understudies living off caffeine in a world of Jerks) I'm Lilli Flower(Not necessarily my real name but, Hey,who wants a stalker?) and I've wanted desperately to be a writer since at least fifth grade and, well, here i am!Trying to be a writer. I'm almost Half way through my schooling career and i love writing[of course,singing,listening to music[who doesn't?, astrology, mythology[particularly Greek, reading,cute cowboys, and New York City! Scooby-Doo is my homeboy, I am technologically impaired, and i am one of two gingers in my entire grade. i also have a website called dumbnerd.weebly.com if you wanna check it out. LOVE Y'ALL!!! YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffeine. You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. You have strange nicknames and can tell a detailed story about how you got them. Copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions ALMOST!!!!! C'mon key board, one key down, 112 to go! P.S. If you are still reading this, you rock!! Because I have One Last Announcement; I GOT MY FIRST KISS!!!! Yesterday{12/23/10} on the bus, my secret Boyfriend and i kissed! On the lips!! feel free to call me a loser, but YIPPEE!!!! |
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