There's something preternatural about the "new kid" in South Park, even more so than his uncanny ability to make friends on any social network, and it's up to Mysterion to find the truth. However, things get complicated when his immortality seems inexplicably intertwined. Will he finally find out who and what he is, or will he be destroyed by the unseen dark force behind it all?

"Ike, you're nothing different from them. You shop at their crappy stores, you hang out with the douche bags, you engage in as many extra curricular activities as you can, and you come from a wealthy family who's going to lead you in the direction of a blind conforming business life. You are going to walk in the same line everyone else will, and die not knowing how to have lived."

AU, RedxBlue, M!Preg. Red and Blue give into temptation before their senior year of high school begins, drastically changing their entire year and future.. Chapters will be the individual months, so they will be long. If you don't like yaoi and/or m!preg, DON'T READ YO Rated M mostly for implied sex and Blue's foul mouth (and mine). More info inside! C8

Something's different about Tweek. Craig notices, but can't figure why Tweek is so happy all of the sudden. Token's theory doesn't sit well with him. At all. CREEK Fluff, Craig X Tweek. Read and Review!

Cartman, to his delight, discovers a wonderfully dirty secret of Kyle’s. He then uses it to blackmail him into doing even dirtier things. Reluctant Kyle x Cartman. Later Stan x Kyle.

Style, Bunny, Dip, and Creek! Enjoy! 2 extra chappies r being added! the Christams spirit has struck me!

(sorry for rasing the rating)Pip and Damien are friends, but Pip's cutting is seprating them (Slash and in Pip's POV)FINISHED