After a very drunk mistake, Hermione vows to make sure Ron can never forget her name for all the wrong reasons. Enlisting Malfoy is like the cherry on top of the cake, and if all goes to plan he will regret ever saying the wrong name in bed. Rated for adult themes and possible lemons in the future.

My take on the marriage law trope and what one can expect when different types of people are joined in "holy matrimony" due to the Ministry. Expect romance and family drama. It should be noted that my main pairing will contain POC Hermione due to reasons listed in the first A/N.

(COMPLETE) AU multi chapter ff that is canon in every way EXCEPT one: Hermione Granger never got her Hogwarts letter and never learned she was a witch. But nothing is as magical as love, and this story explores another way for Hermione, Ron, Hugo and Rose to end up as the tight, loving family we know from Platform 9 3/4 in the epilogue, and it explores their adventures from there.

AU. A version of how Lily Evans and James Potter would have met if they were only two university students in a world where magic and Hogwarts didn't exist.