Hello web peeps

So yeah i'm new to fanfiction and hope to write stuff and get reviews on how to improve so this is me...

THINGS THAT I LIKE

the letter D

the word awsomeness

the word epic

the word cool

the phrase may the odds be ever in you favor

the phrase happy hunger games

the year 2011

the time 3:25 (when i get out from school)

the number 74 (hehehe)

the book hunger games

the book catching fire

the book mocking jay

the book lightning theif

the book sea of monsters

the book curse of the titans

the book battle at the laberinth

the book the last olimpian

the TV series P.L.L

the TV series H.I.M.Y.M

the Tv series D.W.T S

the TV series S.Y.T.Y.C.D

the TV series L.T.D

the movie pirates of the caribiean

the movie inceptioin

the movie the others

the cartoon phineas and ferb

the band Apocaliptica

the musician dead mau

the musician katy perry

the actor jack black

the actor johnny depp

the actor orlando bloom

the food sushi

the food mexican

the food seafood

the food spagetti

the people who are nice

the people who care

the people who are kind

the people who are happy

the people who are optimistc

THING THAT I HATE

the letter Q

the word like

the word suckish

the phrase it was like, so, like, like, suckish

the phrase i'm disapointed in you

the year 1972

the number 101

the book maximum ride ( sorry to those who do)

the book new moon

the TV series suite life of zach and cody

the TV series ant farm

the TV series shake it up

the TV series hannah montanna

the TV series jessie

the cartoon fish hooks (ALL DISNEY CHANNEL SHOWS)

the cartoon family guy

the cartoon simsons

the movie new moon

the movie semi-pro

the actor will ferelle (if that's how you spell it?)

the musician justin beiber

the musician selina gomez

the band all-star weekend

the band B.T.R.

the food Mc donald's

the food Burger King's (mostly fatty food places)

the food Wendy's

the people who are rude

the people who are mean

the people who are negative

the people who are annoying

the people who are pesimistic

RANDOM THINGIES

Thinking of becoming a superhero? Here are some useful pointers.

1. Don't call yourself by your real name, e.g. Ms. Jenny Pinchuck, The Amazing Stevie Foster.

2. Don't call yourself by someone else's real name, e.g. Mr. Teddy Kennedy, Captain Dean Martin.

3. Choose a name that suggests power, heroism and prowess, e.g. Captain Power, Thunderman, Mr. Invincible, Justiceman.

4. Don't be too modest, e.g. Mr. Pretty Good, Captain So-So, Fairly Incredibleman.

5. But don't labor the point, e.g. Mr. So-Powerful-Don't-Even-Think-About-It-Buddy.

6. Don't choose a name detrimental to your crime fighting image, e.g. Captain Spongecake, Mr. Silly, Yellow Streak, Purple Slippers, Captain Evil

7. Don't choose the name of an existing Superhero unless you have lots of money and enjoy fighting litigation instead of supervillains.

8. It's no use calling yourself Captain Invincible if your only power is self-control over Hostess Twinkies and you suffer from a congenial hole-in-the-heart condition. It's just asking for trouble.

9. Don't call yourself the Invisible Boy if you're not.

10. Don't call yourself the Invisible Boy if you're a girl.

11. Don't call yourself the Invisible Lady if you're a man - even if you do feel like a woman trapped in a man's body.

and heroically extinguish the fire, saving the secret formulas.
The company president walks over to reward the volunteers. "What do you guys plan to do with the money?" the president asks the group.
The firetruck driver lo

12. Don't give away important information in your name, e.g. The Glass Jaw, Captain Vulnerable-to-Strontium 90.

HEHEHE

How did you do in your tests ?
I did what George Washington did !
What was that ?
Went down in history !

HEHEHE

A fire starts inside a chemical plant and the alarm goes out to fire departments miles around. After crews have been fighting the fire for over an hour, the chemical company president approached the fire chief and said, "All of our secret formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant. They must be saved! I will give $100,000 to the engine company that brings them out safely!"
The crews try, but no one can get through. Then another fire truck, filled with a volunteer fire company of men over 65, comes roaring down the road and drives straight into the middle of the inferno. The other men watch unbelieving as the old timers hop off of their rig oks him right in the eye and answers, "Well, the first thing we're going to do is fix the *bleep* brakes on that truck."

HEHEHE

Sorry to Blondes in general but this is really funny

A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived.
"My God!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?"
"Yes officer, I'm just fine!" the blonde chirped.
"Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.
"Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. "I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I swerved to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ..."
"Uh, ma'am", the officer said, cutting her off. "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth".

HEHEHE

Why did the baby monster put his father in the freezer?
Because he wanted frozen pop.

Do You...

Like someone: umm...yes

in a relationship: nope

have fun in school: depends

like science: no

like history: no

eat chocolate: DUH

love s'mores: R U KIDDIN ME YES!

want a person to get run over: i should say no but...

more than three of them: i shouldn't tell..but yes

like suzan collins: depends

hate a chick: yes..you know who you are

must be doing something else: studing for midterms

OHH WEB PEEPS HERE IS SOMETHING THAT WILL BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY

me and my little cousin are watching avatar (hate it) with my family. then she saids " i don't like this" "why" i said " because the smurfs are all grown up!!"

HAHAHAHA this is the part were you say awww and laugh... i feel alone