Note: What's written below is what I typed when I first came to fanfiction. It's not entirely up-to-date, but it does give you information about me and my main series, the Underground Saga.

So what am I an author of? Try and find out!

My stories are fanfiction, but there's a multitude of movies, television, books, games, and personal experiences that make up my main series, The Underground Saga, and they're all in riddles. Some are easy, some are hard, and some are (most likely) impossible for people who don't know me. I challenge my reviewers to see how many incorporations they can find.

A warning though. I am a devout Baptist Christian, and all of my stories will, at some point or another, preach the gospel. If you find Christianity insulting, well it's not as though I'm going to force you to read my stories. However, I am open minded, and I would be quite pleased to learn anything I can about other religions, and I hope many of you out there are willing to do the same.

That being said, my posts will take two forms. Stories (mainly The Undreground Saga) and character bios, and I will try to post something new at least once a week.

Before I sign off for now, I would like to offer a big thank you to XT-421 whose marvelous, if somewhat inapropriate at times, Seed of Love stories drew me to this website. If it hadn't been for his beautiful Tails and Cosmo story, I would never have found this site before I left my teens. NOTE: I am a Tails and Cosmo fan, yes. However, I am NOT a Taismo fan. I hate those terms and would greatly prefer to be called a Tails and Cosmo fan (or a Cosmo and Tails fan, either way works).

Oh, I almost forgot; seemings I am a big BIG grammar freak (blame my mom for drilling it into me) I would appreciate it if my readers point out any typos or grammatical errors they see. It gives me a chance to either learn from my mistake or laugh at my own stupidity.

Update: Okay, so I now have a user over at FictionPress under the same pen name. I will still do most of my reading here though. *sigh* Fanfiction probably would have rejected the Underground series anyway. I just hope FictionPress doesn't do the same.

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. She was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

You're never alone...

93 Percent Of the people who read this won't re-post it.

Don't be one of those people.

Believe in God and he'll always be there to protect you.

My top twenty SonicX characters not counting humans (except Eggman) and certain season 2 characters.

1 Tails

I love foxes and I love genius. This guy is both. But my reasons for being a Tails fan go beyond that. Truth is when I looked at Tails, I'm reminded of... myself. Tails is a combination of what I am and what I'd love to be so it's only natural that he is my absolute favorite.

2 Cosmo

Cosmo is an enigma to me, and yet she is also an astounding character. Whoever would have thought that someone so weak would have the power to defeat the Metarex? Of course, I hate that she had to be killed in order to do it. And as to how she was killed? That was one of the most tragic things I ever watched, read, or heard of.

3 Bokkun

Surprised? Yeah I like Bokkun a lot. If there's one thing about me that's different from Tails it's that I like causing things to go boom, and Bokkun certaintly knew how to make things go boom.

4 Sonic

It feels wrong for Sonic not to make top 3, but I can't help the fact that I like Tails, Cosmo, and Bokkun better. I like Sonic for his speed. One of my favorite things to do is run, so of course Sonic is one of my favorites. At the same time though, Sonic has always been a hard character for me to understand, an enigma even more confusing than Cosmo.

5 Amy

Amy is absolutly hysterical. (Don't tell her I said that. I don't want to die just yet.) She is so predictable too. Love spells= Sonic trap. Sonic captured= romantic rescue. The beach= Sonic date. There is no enigma in Amy Rose.

6 Dark Oak

Go back to bad-guy-school Eggman. Evil is so much better done when it's done... well, fully. Dark Oak holds nothing back and has proved himself to be more powerful than Super Sonic. If that doesn't make a good villian, little does.

7 Black Narcissuss

Any evil lord needs his evil minions, and Black Narcissuss is so vain that he seems to me to be the best of his generals in terms of evil character.

8 Bay Leaf

Just as smart as Narcissuss but more concerned with making fun of Yellow Zelkova than with taking down the enemy. That doesn't win battles, it just makes enemies of your friends.

9 Red Pine

I know he didn't last very long, but he only lost due to bad luck. Fact is he had both Sonic and Eggman beat. Perhaps if Super Sonic and Super Shadow stopped fighting each other long enough to attack Red Pine, I would have less respect for him, but that's not how he was defeated. It was that darn unlucky black hole and the fact that he didn't have any Chaos power that destroyed him.

10 Rouge

I like Rouge's cunning and double crossing abilities, but her reason for wanting the Chaos Emeralds seems a bit... underwhelming. I mean come on: jewelry? That just isn't what I think of when I think of someone trying to steal the Chaos Emeralds. Still, Rouge is too cool a character to hold her in a particularly low regard.

11 Knuckles

Okay, so he's great in a fight, so what? He's also slow witted and hot headed, the combination of which make him, bluntly speaking, stupid. Come now, how many times was he tricked into doing something foolish, even perilous, simply because he didn't bother to think things through? A clue: I lost count, and I'm a quoter.

12 Dr. Eggman

Dr. Eggman used to be higher up on my list due to the fact that I love mad scientist villiany, but his rank fell when the Metarex invaded. This was especially the case when he told Black Narcissuss, "It's one thing to imprison Sonic's friends and threaten them, but when you actually hurt someone that's going too far." Uhh, hello, bad guy? They're supposed to do that kind of thing. I personally think Dr. Eggman proved his inferiority to the Metarex when he made that statement.

13&14 Decoe&Bocoe

I can barely tell the difference between these two in terms of they're character, so they tie on this list. I find them to be quite the comic duo, made even more so by Bokkun's presence. Nonetheless they take a back seat to most other characters for me.

15 Espio

Espio is, by far, the only formidable member of the Chaotix Crew. I honestly don't know why he takes orders from Vector when it's so apparent that Espio is both smarter and more powerful than Vector is. Maybe it's because when Vector puts his mind to something it's practically impossible to talk him out of it.

16 Yellow Zelkova

The only one of the Metarex generals I didn't like, Yellow Zelkova was one of the poorest excuses for a villian I have ever seen. Sure he was strong, but he was so dumb that Knuckles could outsmart him. That takes skill.

17 Cream (and Cheese)

Cream isn't bad, but she also isn't that great. Sure she's got some skills, but she almost never uses them. She's much more... ordinary than the rest. Add to that the fact that a lot of people try to match up Cream with Tails. As if. Cream is far too young and naive for romance, and even if she's not, I cannot see Tails falling in love with Cream. Still Cream isn't particularly bad, and the Sonic gang just wouldn't be the same without her.

18 Shadow

I used to hold Shadow in a very high regard. That was before the episode in which he tried to kill Cosmo. After watching that episode, along with the one that followed it, my opinion of Tails skyrocketed (and I had already thought Tails was the best) along with my opinion of Cosmo while my opinion of Shadow plumetted. He's still cool, I just don't like him anymore. He should choose to be either good or evil and stick with his decision.

19 Detective Vector

It takes real talent for a character to make me dislike him more than Shadow, and Detective Vector has that talent. The Chaotix Crew is the biggest bunch of dumbells since the three stooges, and while they're funny in they're own right, they don't exactly fit into what I usually think of when I think of Sonic the Hedgehog.

20 Charmy

Charmy is (there is no polite way of saying this) the most annoying guy I've ever seen. He's more inteligent than Vector and yet what does he do? He encourages Vector's outrageous schemes in order to make him look bad. As if he couldn't do that on his own. In blunt terms, I do not like Charmy.

Favorite SonicX matchups.

1 Tails and Cosmo

Well what do you expect from a guy who's got them 1-2 on his favorites? Actually, I hold a deep respect for the romance of Tails and Cosmo. In very few stories, either real or made up, have I heard of a romance as pure and beautiful as theirs. Between their individual characteristics and their romance, these two are by far both my favorite characters and my favorite couple in any fantasy story I have ever heard of.

2 Bokkun and Cream

I don't know where I originally got this from. Starting in season two, I got the impression that Bokkun has feelings for Cream. Since coming to Fanfiction, I have learned that the writers did indeed intend for Bokkun to be in love with Cream, but I still don't know what tipped me off. I go with it though, seemings one of Cream's alternatives (Charmy) is cruel and unusual punishment for her and the other (Tails) is unexceptable to me.

3 Sonic and Amy

Naturally. Who else would Sonic love? More importantly, with Amy on the lookout who would dare to love Sonic (in that way)?

4 Rouge and Knuckles? or Rouge and Shadow?

If there's one thing I can't figure out about SonicX, it's who Rouge is supposed to love. She certaintly takes after the hot heads, that much I know. But which one? She seems to make advancements towards both of them. I'm leaning towards Rouge and Knuckles, but I wouldn't be opposed to Rouge and Shadow (even though I hate Shadow.)

In addition to being a SonicX fan, I'm also a fan of Yu-gi-oh, Yu-gi-oh 5ds, Yu-gi-oh Zexal, Dinosaur King, Kamen Rider Dragon Knight, and other similar tv shows. In the way of movies, I am a former Star Wars fanatic (not so much since I learned the differences between the New Age movement and Christianity) and a continuing fan of many disney movies, The Lord of the Rings, Narnia, and The Princess Bride. In terms of books, I am a big fan of the Redwall and Artemis Fowl series. In terms of games, in addition to Yu-gi-oh, I'm also a lover of Heroscape, even though they've stopped making it. Also, more recently, I have actually become a fan of the Archie Sonic Comics, despite all the differences in the matchups; although I still favor SonicxAmy, I've found SonicxSally to be enjoyable, and I officially prefer KnucklesxJulie-Su over KnucklesxRouge.

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If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile

Abortion is not a right! Abortion kills hundreds of living, yet unborn babies every year!! If you're pro-life, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile

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90% of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10% that would be laughing at them, copy and paste this to your profile

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If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade!

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If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

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If you have ever ran into something while walking with a book, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile. (100 percent and proud of it.)

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

I'm a fanfiction reader and writer, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile.

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Research shows that 92% of today's population have moved on to rap. If you are one of the 8% that stayed with rock, metal, pop, country, or alternative, copy and paste this onto your profile! (Country and really old Classical for me.)

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.

If you think Kamen Rider Dragon Knight should have returned with a second season, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

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If you would dump your boyfriend/girlfriend upon learning they are racist, copy this into your profile

If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime, anime fan art, or anime fanfictions that you zoned out and came back to reality 5 minutes or more later with no idea of what's going on, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list. Athame Kunoichi, Sugarmonkey778, A Ninja Named Frank, Banryuwielder244, angelic memories, Korpuskat, inurinsama15, lordsesshomarusgf, kagome'z inuyasha, Angel-Demon1,Alexia The Hedgehog, C. Richard Crawg

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, .a.broken.heart.within. The Most OOC Writer Around, Mask of Mirage, EcoliandDahChihuahua, Flower of the Desert, SarcasticallyTroublesomeGirl, Mitsukai Tsubasa,Gforcemember45, Zillah 91, Onix Attack, Kaity the Chameleon, xX-Arianna-hime-Xx, Espiowarrior,Haze the Chameleon, somepersonoutthere,Alexia the hedgehog, C. Richard Crawg

93 percent of american teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" or "Your point being?" or "You just realized this now?" or "Wow, you're even more stupid than you look." or nevermind, just copy this to your profile and add your name to this list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the C.O.C.A, Invader Miley Phantom, Phantom Figure, deadzonedragon, Dpbuckeye, 2wingo, Banryuwielder244, angelic memories, Korpuskat, inurinsama15, lordsesshomarusgf, kagome'z inuyasha, Angel-Demon1, Alexia The Hedgehog, C. Richard Crawg

Few women admit their age. Fewer men act it (and this was copied and pasted by a teenage boy!)

Don't steal! The government hates competition.

I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same.

Mature Eyes Only

This may make you stop and think... very true

Why do we sleep in church, but when the ceremony is over we suddenly wake up?

Why is it so hard to talk about God, but so easy to talk about sex?

Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it easy to read Playboy?

Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace message,

Yet we repost the nasty ones?

Why are churches getting smaller, But bars and clubs are growing?

Think about it, are you going to repost this?

Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?

Just remember God is always watching you.

The Lord said: "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my father".

Repost this as "Mature Eyes Only."

90% of you won't repost this God loves you

If you've ever been in love with someone who didn't feel the same way, copy and paste this into your profile.

I don't like when people kill babies: please paste this on your profile...

Month one

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but i will have a lot of it I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak. One more life that will never love.

THINGS TO PONDER:
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?
Who's the fool who said "nothing's impossible"? They never tried slamming a revolving door...

How to Tell if You're a Writer-- with my answers (C. Richard Crawg)
-If you talk to yourself.-- yes
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. 'I wonder why I talk to myself ch?')-- yes
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. 'Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word 'deliver' could mean removing someone's liver?')-- never said that, but yes
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, 'Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!'-- actually I start saying, "I'mhyper,whyamIhyper,Idon'tknow,whatdoyouthink?"
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.-- every so often
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.-- no
-If, when replying to someone else's e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.-- no
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.-- half the time, but the games in my room take up as much space as the paper and pencils
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.-- they were before my mom got a new one
Copy and Paste this if you're a writer.-- but don't take my answers

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are,

the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,

but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packagingfor a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.( Ah, the famous, becasue I said so!)

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." (and there are)

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home." (Actually it should be, "We'll get there when we get there.")

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!" (Woh ho, now I've certaintly heard that one before.)

And now for a few of my own.

The vast majority of guys in the world go from one girl to another, often thinking they've found "the one" and then changing their minds or never caring to find "the one." If you are one of the few guys out there that is loyal, loving, and never gives up on his girlfriend when there is still a chance of keeping her, copy this onto your profile, but be absolutely honest with yourself first.

"I used to think everyone in the world was weird, then I realized it was me."-- C. Richard Crawg. Copy if this applies to you. Please leave my name on the quote.

"There are two kinds of people in the world: the fools who think they are wise and the wise who know they are fools." If you're willing to admit that you are a fool (and consequently prove that you're wise), copy this onto your profile.

Story Progress

Amy Rosaldin: To Catch A Prince: In Progress

Currently, my focus is on the Underground Saga which I'm posting on fictionpress.com. Besides that, I am now officially in collage from August through April and at the mercy of a hyperactive little brother during the summer and break periods. As a result this is currently updating slowly, but it will be updated.

Michael, Carl and the Order of Daemons: On Hiatus

With my primary attention on the Underground Saga and my secondary attention on my most popular story, Amy Rosaldin, I don't have much time left for my other stories. I still work on this when I get tired of my primary series, but I can't promise a new chapter anytime soon.

Avatar of the 8: Book 1 Earth: On Hiatus

Same deal as with MCatOoD, except that I'm even less likely to update because this is my least well thought-out series.

Scourge the Hedgehog HV: Rise of a Rebellion: Coming Soon

I started writing two stories that I haven't started posting yet because I've already got pressure to update four stories. When Amy Rosaldin is finished, I'll start posting chapters of this. Teaser: The first story is a retelling of Sonic's adventures, (the "true story" of Sonic the Hedgehog) beginning with the origins of Sonic's evil doppelganger, Scourge. Loosely related to the Underground Saga, and contains Warhammer 40K crossover and a whole lot of Star Wars puns.

The Battle of All Time: Rise of the Valkyrie: Coming Eventually

Another story I started which takes place in the Heroscape universe. It's going to be a while before I start posting this because I've given myself a limit of only posting three fanfics at a time. Still, I'm sure I'll start sharing this eventually so here's a teaser. This story is based off of the Heroscape lore, taking the bios, comics and Thormun's Journal and expounding on them to tell the tale of The Battle of All Time.

Story Plans

The following titles are ideas I have that I haven't started. Expect to see them in the future.

Sonic Sire: To Kill A Genie

Possible sequel to Amy Rosaldin based on the Return of Jafar, but with Sonic being the hero this time.

Cosmo Oak: To Save A Father

Possible sequel to Sonic Sire based on the Fourty Thieves. Starring Lucas Oak as Cosmo's father and leader of the Fourty Raiders.

Avatar of the 8: Book 2 Metal

Sequel to Book 1 Earth. Pela-Na sets out to learn metal bending with the help of his friends and the mysterious Phantom Fox.

Sonic the Hedgehog HV: Dawn of the Freedom Fighters

Sequal to Rise of a Rebellion. After hearing how Scourge began a rebellion against Emperor Genetik in the Negaverse, we learn how Sonic's life parallels and differs from Scourge's as he resolves to save Mobius from Dr. Robotnik.

The Element Makers

A completely fresh idea I have based on the movie "Frozen" (a movie which has recently turned me into an Elsa fanboy). A cult of dissatisfied Element Makers were preparing a worldwide revolution prior to Elsa becoming queen of Arendelle. Now the Element Makers see the small kingdom as a symbol of peaceful coexistence between them and common people, and the cult leaders view Elsa as a threat to the revolution they've worked so hard to create.