What if two strangers showed up at Hogwarts in Harry fifth year. And what about the strange end to the Triwizards Tournament, could they have something to do with it? Are they even brothers and why do they sound like they've been in lots of life and death situations? Arthur/Merlin slash, the rest of the pairings are canon. Don't like, don't read.

Sometimes it takes an Oreo cookie to decide who will be on top. All genres, characters, lengths, and levels of quality! LxL, MxM, or crack. Mostly humor. Rated for language.

If it looks like a girl, it's a boy. Yaoi.

Kendall finds out James has a hair-pulling kink. James is not pleased.

"My life was perfectly fine until Kyuubi decided I'm gay, in love with Sasuke, and started to play cupid in a freaky way! Who told that crazy demon to mess with my life? And what do Itachi and Akatsuki have to do with all of this?" Lemons. AU.

When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!

DADA Professor Harry Potter finds himself on a Muggle camping trip with newly appointed Potions Master, Draco Malfoy. The men bicker, work out some tensions *ah-hem* and the inevitable smut ensues.

Merlin receives a letter from Godric Gryffindor, asking to visit Camelot to recruit more children to the new school they are building. Arthur is not happy.

Of allergies, misplaced Valentine's cards, and bubble baths. Memories Matt and Mello hold dear, all written on various pieces of looseleaf paper.

Logan Alexander Mitchell was a slut. There was no denying it and no getting around it. Logan Mitchell was a man whore in every right. Will be from 2-3 chapter, 0T4 story. Rated M for a reason. BTR IS NOT MINE.

They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.

To win a warped bet, Sasuke crossdresses as a schoolgirl. A misogynist, he sees NO advantage in being a girl, till he meets the vocal of Konoha's hottest band. In order to woo a certain dobe, Sasuke must learn the darkest female arts: fangirling. BL.

Merlin and Arthur are forced to become pen pals at the age of 13. Feelings start to get deeper as the years go on. Even though they've never met, they find themselves falling in love. They feel thankful that destiny has a way of making things happen. AU.

Harry stumbles across something that he really did NOT intend to see. Luckily for him, the twins have a perfectly reasonable explanation for him. Lemon PWP One-Shot

What's the HBCK, you ask? Why, the Homo-Bi Club of Konoha. This year, it's Naruto's job to find new recruits within the university's freshmen. That, and finally convince a certain Uchiha to come to the dark side... They have cookies after all.

When Pigwidgeon develops a crush on Draco Malfoy's owl, it's up to Harry to retrieve the lovelorn animal. Again. Harry should probably do something about keeping Pig contained... This is being turned into an amazing comic by ile-o on Deviantart. SO GOOD! Adult content advisory, etc.

Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, Aurors, are forced to join a televised global race in order to provide some free positive publicity for the Ministry, despite the fact that Aurors Potter and Malfoy don't exactly get along. MATURE ADULT CONTENT. It's also my favourite fic.

Mello: A king trying to right the wrongs of his father. Matt: Working-class and more alone then many may realise. They find each other, and are drawn from the start.

What if Sasuke was switched into a new dimension? Leaving him and his couterpart confused. So was Naruto, when he went to the same dimension to take Sasuke back! SasuNaru/NaruSasu all depends on the dimensions that they were in

My name is Matt. Matt Jeevas. I'm a fourteen-year-old orphan, also a genius. I live in Whammy's. My life was a fine, normal one, until that one night I switched bodies with my best friend.

L Lawliet is kickin it at Whammy's for the entire month of October. WARNING: Rated T for cursing, fighting, hair-pulling, pop-culture bashing, numerous one-liners, drunk Near, and more dick jokes than you can shake a cock at. Very slight OOC-ness.

AU:Loosely connected one-shots about school and what can happen when you're confined in its four walls. AU of course. MelloXMatt. Chapter 16: The magical hour where anything will be possible.

It was funny how he can take a simple word like 'protect,' morph it into something vaguely resembling an 'obsess,' pitch in some 'crazy,' add a little dose of 'illegal,' and top it all off with the simple objective of 'love.'

Homosexuality is completely improper for upper class citizens. Naruto and Sasuke are determined to break the rules of society. Is it so improper to be with the one you love?

Bored Aurors find a way to amuse themselves. Written because I needed some pointless fluff and kissing in the rain. NO WARNINGS OMG!

"That is THE Kakashi!" Can he go nowhere without being recongised?

One of Draco's random pranks gets out of hand and creates a roomful of pretty princesses. Crackfic FTW! OMG it's only PG13! *gasp*

Needless to say, John Winchester was not expecting to come home that night to find his sons having sex. Drabble, mentions of Wincest

AU, SasuNaruSasu, Sasuke-centric. Under the glare of the Hollywood stars, no secret is safe and no dreams go unheard. Complete.

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.

Iruka, a young and naive pre-genin, doesnt believe in love, has never kissed a girl, and hates anything romantic. He meets a chuunin Kakashi, who just might change his mind about all that... Young KakaIru, slight fluff

I sighed. The things Mello will do for his chocolate.

Iruka gets trapped in the academy during a power outage.Much to his discomfort Kakashi’s there too.It’s not that he doesn’t like him;he just wants to know why the Jounin is staying with him.Oh,and he’d like an answer about the flirting too. Kakashi/Iruka.

Kakashi asks Iruka seven questions to help him understand.

In a dark, wartorn future, Naruto, more known as ANBU Captain Oni, is trying to balance his life between the ANBU and keeping his identity safe. And no, not the identity of Kyuubi, but of his identity as Uzumaki Naruto, who died 7 years ago. / Sasunaru /

CRACK Naruto is convinced Kakashi is gay And he tells Sakura why. Drabble? Crack? Romance?

Sasuke and Naruto get caught outside in a storm and have to seek shelter in a cave. Hormones, anger and their rivalry has never had a greater challenge; especially when Naruto starts questioning Sasuke’s sexuality. SasuNaru.

If I could... I'd like to... Go to... The same place... As you." ZabuHaku

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

Naruto x Sasuke. Romance, Humour, AU, Drabble-ish. Rated for occasional swearing. And then Naruto was around almost every day, and Itachi wondered if Sasuke knew that generally speaking, generally, two men who were 'just friends' probably oughtn't touch each other so much...

just as the title says. what will happen ey?

Someone did a prank, and now 5 students who all missed first block are up for suspects.The jock, the prep, the art guy, the punk, and the nerd. All the students and put into a room, and now the big question is who did it? eventuall sasunaru and others

Harry should know better than to conceal mysterious body art from dorm-mates who pay no heed to what happened to the cat. Oneshot. AU, 7th year fluffy!verse. Cracky. HPDM.

kakairu: Genma asks Iruka about his sexuality, and comes up with a bet-losing answer. ONESHOT i do not own naruto.

Pirates of the Caribbean crossover. Draco disappears through a mysterious mirror and Harry is sent to retrieve him. Enter Jack Sparrow. Mature content and threesome warning. Pretty fluffy other than that.

Sasuke suspects he's being poisoned. Sakura suspects he just needs a little tongue time with Naruto. Naruto/Sasuke or Sasuke/Naruto, whichever.

HPDM slash, oneshot. Physical separation is possible for Harry and Draco. Mental separation is not. COMPLETE

Oneshot. "One fine morning, Draco Malfoy walked into the Great Hall completely naked." HarryDraco.

“The day Light-kun doesn’t have the need to speak over one hundred thousand words is the day I will eat quietly!” This is a series of drabbles about...well, L and Light annoying each other. Crack, OOCLight, COMPLETE

Naruto x Sasuke, Romance, Humour. Rated for short limey type scene and swearing. "Of course!" Sasuke deadpanned. "I can totally understand how you could confuse nausea derived from consuming off dairy products for locking lips with someone you find attractive. Totally."

Watch, as Naruto tries to bag his very own Uchiha. NaruSasu

Sasuke and Naruto are partnered up in salsa class. NaruSasu. Oneshot.

Naruto makes a shock discovery about Sasuke. SasuNaru, slash, oneshot.

There is a man trying to fit a glass shoe three sizes too small on Naruto.

kakairu::yaoi::All he felt was pain, horrible pain. He couldn't even remember his name, let alone were he came from. All he remembered was silver hair and mismatched eyes of red and blue. ONESHOT

Kakashi gleefully interrupts Sasuke and Naruto whilst they're having sex, which leads to bad lies from Naruto and annoyance from Sasuke.

Sasuke first had to convince Naruto they were in love, then that they were in a relationship, and finally, that they should have lots of sex. SasuNaru

There are 20 things Sasuke wants you to know about his relationship with Naruto.

Can Sasuke actually say anything else beside 'hn? One evening, the boy's lack of vocabulary begins to truly irritate his blonde friend... now a twoshot Sasunaru

Tsunade has a plan for Iruka. Led by the insane ideas of a few drunken jounin, she has decided to set up the teacher’s love life once and for all. [Kakashi x Iruka] Chapter six up, team seven gets a mission!

[KakaIru] Kakashi is haunted by his ghosts, Iruka needs to rest, and the fourth really needs to stop being a closet pervert.

Warning: Mild, mild slash. Ron goes to Harry's house warming party. But when he comes he finds who else, but Draco Malfoy sitting on the staircse. What is he doing there?