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Joined 01-16-16, id: 7462460, Profile Updated: 10-30-17
Author has written 3 stories for Criminal Minds, and Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人.

Hi, this is the Annoying Tourist. I may occasionally update my own fanfics (when I manage to overcome my writer's block) but am an avid reader of good quality fanfics within a massive range of fandoms. My current interest lies in the Tv show Criminal Minds.

I am also into art (mostly drawing) as a hobby and have a thing for reading fan fiction about various anime, although I never actually watch the original shows (weird, I know).

You may also find me on Ao3 under the username Annoying_Tourist.

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The Evil Overlord List by boomvroomshroom reviews
Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 106,930 - Reviews: 2257 - Favs: 5,267 - Follows: 5,731 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 64 - Words: 380,086 - Reviews: 4644 - Favs: 6,084 - Follows: 6,116 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
The Mouse of Konoha by obsidian dreamer reviews
Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 500,952 - Reviews: 2304 - Favs: 5,870 - Follows: 5,236 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Ouroboros: Shippuuden by maneyan reviews
Embedded in the most dangerous organisation of missing-nins in the world, Orochmaru's old apprentice walks the kunai's edge. Meanwhile, Kimiko refuses to give up on her brother and if need be, she'll tear down heaven and earth to find him again. Sequel to Naruto: Ouroboros.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,908 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 1,616 - Follows: 1,865 - Updated: 2/13/2018 - Published: 6/23/2015
God of the Machine by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Upon entering the world of Death Note Anna Jones considers her survival and the prices she is willing to pay.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 110,488 - Reviews: 1241 - Favs: 1,559 - Follows: 1,676 - Updated: 1/21/2018 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Light Y., OC
The Raven by silverwrym reviews
Reid gets a mysterious midnight visitor.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,308 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/25/2016 - Published: 8/8/2015 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Dark Days by LilMama886 reviews
When Kaneki's Aunt decides she can't take care of him any longer he gets passed onto relatives from his father's side, the Yagami's. After living with them for a couple years everything has been fine and he's finally been able to live a normal family life. That's until strange things start happening and a mysterious killer known as Kira appears. (Full summary inside.)
Crossover - Death Note & Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,045 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 1,117 - Updated: 12/12/2015 - Published: 3/1/2015 - Light Y., L, Kaneki K./Haise S.
The Wizard Beyond The Walls by budchick reviews
Having magic is a huge hack. Being from the 20th century is a bigger one. Harry Potter gets dropped into Attack on Titans, and decides what this world needs is not a quick way to kill Titans, but a push into the Industrial Revolution.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,218 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 1,384 - Updated: 5/1/2015 - Published: 2/27/2015 - Harry P., Erwin S., Levi A., Petra R.
VITA by Goldfish Girl reviews
After a raid goes horribly wrong, Hotch finds himself in an unusual position. He's never been an apprentice before. But then again, DEATH has never *had* an apprentice before, so they're even.
Crossover - Discworld & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,434 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 8/23/2009 - A. Hotchner/Hotch
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The child is father to the man reviews
That day was both the greatest and worst day of Aaron Hotchner's life . His wife had bled out under the cruel hands of the Boston Reaper, but his beautiful- though premature- baby boy was miraculously born on that day. However, unbeknownst to Hotchner, someone else was also reborn and George Foyet's soul was given another chance at life, reincarnated as his nemesis's son. (HIATUS)
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/21/2017 - Published: 10/8/2017 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, G. Foyet
The Name of the Game reviews
Spencer Reid's life turns into a video game. Is he crazy, or is the Tutorial drawing him and his team into a hurricane of chaos from which they will not be able to escape. Be prepared for some epic BAU- style action, taking down UNSUBs and fighting for their lives. (DISCONTINUED)
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,904 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 3/5/2016 - Published: 1/20/2016 - S. Reid
Attack on Titain: Therapy Edition reviews
Erwin decides that Eren needs some serious psychological help before he is allowed to join the Scout Regiment. Mikasa tags along. (HIATUS)
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/30/2016 - Eren Y., Mikasa A., Hange Z., Levi A.