The classic tale of the 4 Heroes of Light is told in a different way. Following the crusade of the four "heroes", Jackinsi (Brandt), Sardeeef (Jusqua), Razsmuzs (Yunita), and Sheezueh (Aire) go on an anticlimactic quest filled with friendship, betrayal, innuendo, and bad humor to save a quaint little town called Horne that's been petrified by some magical bastard.

An American soldier in the era of the Vietnam War makes his way via train to an Animal Crossing town located in a secluded region of North Vietnam and logs down his daily encounters in a journal. Along the course of his adventure, he survives various bombings, fights off cannibal lolitas, and is oblivious to the fact that he's digging his own grave. [NAME SUBJECT TO CHANGE] [WIP]

That stands for THE COOL MY LITTLE PONY REDIT 9GAG HILARIOUS COOL COMEDY HETALIA HOMESTUCK POKEMON WIZARDS OF WAVERLY PLACE ROBLOX MINECRAFT FANFIC. In this fanfic written by Theovert and his best friend Komonoto, a lot of non-sequitur shit happens and America & Komo team up to put a stop to it all, eventually getting arrested at the end. This is the result of boredom, folks.