Umm, so okay... I'm new to this strange land, please don't kill me.

[How did that sound?]

{Shitty.}

[Gee, thanks. Fine.]

I am The Man Himself, pleased to meet you. I am actually female, by the way, so don't be confused by the name. I like Baccano!. I may go so far as to say, I am a Baccanotaku.

{... Words cannot describe the idiocy of that joke.}

[Shaddap.]

Anyways, yeah that's me. I have a delicate female soul, so no bashing, please.

{Urk... That is such a lie!]

[So what? It makes people feel sorry for me, so then it's easier to extort money from them.]

{You're the devil.}

[Tell me something I don't know :3]

Anyways, I am flat broke and living on the streets, so pleas, send me cash! Otherwise I'll sic my vicious minion here on you!

{Leave me out of this. I don't want to associate with you.}

[Pfft, you know you love me.]

{...*shiver*}

Kay, laters!

Note- I'm trying this new thing where I only post completed stuff. Expect oneshots only.