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This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. 98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile. If you've ever tried putting your hair behind your ears, and ended up poking yourself in the eye...copy/paste this into your profile. If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. 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I don't run on COFFEE...I run on MUSIC ║██║ Love vs. Sex A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit She ended up staying longer than As she walked along under the tall elm When she reached the alley, which was a However, halfway down the alley she She became uneasy and began to pray, Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness When she reached the end of the alley, The following day, she read in the Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and Thanking the Lord for her safety and to She felt she could recognize the man, so The police asked her if she would be She agreed and immediately pointed out When the man was told he had been The officer thanked Diane for her bravery She asked if they would ask the man one Diane was curious as to why he had not When the policeman asked him, he Amazingly, whether you believe or not, Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly Try Not To Cry: read this poem: mommy...johnny brought a gun to school he told his friends that it was cool and when he pulled the trigger back, it shot with a great, huge crack. mommy i was a good girl i did what i was told, i went to school, i got straight A's i even got the gold! when i went to school that day, i never said good bye. i'm sorry that i had to go, but mommy please dont cry, when johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another. And all because johnny got the gun from his brother. mommy, please daddy: that i love him very much, And please tell Zack my boyfriend that it wasnt just a crush. And tell my little sister; that she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; i'll be waiting for her now. And tell my wonderful friends; that they're always the best. mommy; i'm not the first, i'm not better than the rest. mommy tell my teachers; i wont show up for class, And never forget this, And please dont let this pass. mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one though deserves this. but mommy it's not fair i left without a kiss. And mommy tell the doctors i know they really did try. i think i even saw one doctors trying not to cry. mommy i'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, But mommy please remember i'm in heaven with the rest. when i heard that great big crack i ran as fast as i could, please listen to me if you would. i wanted to go to collage, i wanted to try things that were new. i guess i'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo. i wanted to get married i wanted to have kids. i wanted to be an actress, i really wanted to live. But mommy i must go now, the time is getting late. mommy, tell my Zack, i'm sorry to cancel the date. I love you mommy i always have, i know you know it's true. And mommy all i need to say is "mommy i love you" that always makes me sad... in memory of the cloumbine & virginia tech students who were lost: please if you would, dont smash this on the ground. if you pass this on, maybe people will cry, just keep this in your heart, for the people who didnt get to say 'goodbye' now you have two choices, 1) pass this on and show people you care, repost as 'try not to cry' 2) dont send it and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are... Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. Before you take the life of your baby, really consider all your options. Would you rather be fat for a while, or kill your child? If you're against abortion, re-post this Please, if you would, don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry. Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Goodbye". Now you have 2 choices; 1.) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try not to Cry" 2.) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are ... Her name was Auroura Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad If your against child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!! A poem I am passing on about child abuse, I hope you pass it on too. My name is Tiffany, I am three, My eyes are swollen, I cannot see, I must be stupid, I must be bad, What else could have made, My daddy so mad? I wish I were better, I wish I weren’t ugly, Then maybe my mommy, Would still want to hug me, I can’t do a wrong, I can’t speak at all, Or else im locked up, All day long, When im awake im all alone, The house is dark, My folks aren’t home, When my mommy does come home, I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll just get, One whipping tonight, I just heard a car, My daddy is back, From Charlie’s bar, I hear him curse, My name is called, I press myself, Against the wall, I try to hide, From his evil eyes, I’m so afraid now, I’m starting to cry, He finds me weeping, Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault, He suffers at work, He slaps and hits me, And yells at me more, I finally get free, And run to the door, He’s already locked it, And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me, Against the hard wall, I fall to the floor, With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues, With more bad words spoken, "I’m sorry!", I scream, But its now much to late, His face has been twisted, Into a unimaginable shape, The hurt and the pain, Again and again, O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops, and heads for the door, While I lay there motionless, Sprawled on the floor, My name is tiffany, I am three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me, And you can help to stop this for others. And if you read this and don’t pass it on I pray for your forgiveness because you would have to be One heartless person to not be effected By this poem and because you are effected, Do something about it! So all I ask you to do Is pass this on! If you are against child abuse. To let you know, I hate these things too. But this one freaked me out! O_O there were 3girls They were looking through peoples The girl slowly came upon this one It had creatures in the background and the man She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was. Right then, an instant message came up. It said: SatanStalker: So how do u like my XxLoVemExX: What?? XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?? SatanStalker: Well, you should know; XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro?? SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace. XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make SatanStalker: I just do. Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you. Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say. At the time the girl was wearing high She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me. SatanStalker: You should be afraid. SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you They were in shock. Her friend: Holy crap man just block him The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes SatanStalker: I am. SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really XxLoVemExX: What? My house? SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out. SatanStalker: Your screen name says SatanStalker has just signed off. The girl and her friend were really friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone. They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was She goes and knocks but no one said she opens it and finds her friend there on her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head. If you do not repost this in the next two one in your room, and one killing your parents at that Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going to die. FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." Friends: Bring you a tissue to dry your tears. Best Friends: Have a shovel ready to bury the asshole who did this to you. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! Girls Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--mine or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life I WANT A GUY... who would move the hair away from my eyes and then kiss me, hold my hand in line at the mall and make all the girls jealous. Someone who would sing to me at random moments. Who would let me sleep on his chest. A BOY who would get mad at someone if they called me UGLY or were mean to me. I want someone who would call me 3 times a day if he went away. Someone who would let me gossip to him and just smile and agree with everything I said. He would throw stuffed animals at me when I acted dumb and then KISS ME A MILLION TIMES. Someone who would make fun of me just to make me laugh. He would take me to the park and put his hands around my waist and give me big bearhugs all the time. He would tell all his friends about me and SMILE when he did. And we'd make out in the pouring rain. He would never be afraid to say "I love you" in front of his friends, and we'd argue about silly things and then make up. I want a boy who would kiss me at midnight on New Years and COUNT STARS with me. Who would stay home with me on a Friday night just to help me make dinner and watch movies together under the same blanket. Someone who would tell me I'm beauiful but not too often, who would make me laugh like NO ONE else could. But mostly, I want someone who would be my best friend and would never BREAK MY HEART -Jg Rox's story I want Find the Guy Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead who keeps your picture in his wallet, who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants, who holds your hand in front of all his friends, who thinks your beautiful without makeup one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER! PROUD MEMBER OF THE NERD HERD!(from the house of night series) If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you can read that please put it in your profile. Bad pick-up Line Come-backs Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together A Real Boyfriend Kiss her When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you Grab her and dont let go When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff Kiss her and tell her you love her When she's quiet Ask her whats wrong When she ignores you Give her your attention When she pulls away Pull her back When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful When you see her start crying Just hold her and dont say a word When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind When she's scared Protect her When she steals your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night When she teases you Tease her back and make her laugh When she doesn't answer for a long time reassure her that everything is okay When she looks at you with doubt Back yourself up When she says that she likes you SHE REALLY DOES MORE THAN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND! When she grabs at your hands Hold her's and play with her fingers When she bumps into you; bump into her back and make her laugh When she tells you a secret keep it safe and untold When she looks at you in your eyes dont look away until she does When she says it's over she still wants you to be hers When she reposts this bulletin she wants you to read it - Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything. - When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go - When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her - because 10 yrs later she'll remember you - Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her - Treat her like she's all that matters to you. - Stay up all night with her when she's sick. - Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid. - Give her the world. - Let her wear your clothes. - When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. - Let her know she's important. - Kiss her in the pouring rain. If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : Call you. Kiss you. Love you. Text you. Guys post as: "I'd be this Boyfriend." Girls post as: "A real Boyfriend." Did you know... ~N E J I T E N T E N 4 L Y F~ Sign your penname here!!: Rachie4294, Serenity Silence, Namida, Moonlight Music Mistress, NejiTenfanforever, TotalWeaponFan1010, animefancutie11, Sweet-Tooth15151515, EmBrAsIng-DaRkNeSS, Merciless Ruby, DemonicAngel08, animegirl1o1, animecool100, Midnight's Maiden62 ╔═╦╦══╦══╦╗╔╦══╦══╗╔╗ (\ /) Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies.) On the other hand, this is Kitty. /l、 Kitty is Bunny's nemesis. Or evil accomplice. Nobody really knows. Either way, copy and paste Kitty as well, or Bunny will get lonely! ╔╗╔═╦╗ put this on your page _.s_s _ If you're a girl and you've ever Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, dannychic2006, Starfire the Dragon, Moonlight Music Mistress, Kannika, Midnight's Maiden62 If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, Moonlight Music Mistress, Kannika, Midnight's Maiden62 If you HATE NejixSakura copy this into your profile If you think Twilight is getting way to famous, copy and paste this to your profile (OMG its EVERYWHERE!) If you want fan girls to SHUT UP AND REALIZE EDWARD CULLEN IS NOT REAL AND STOP SCREAMING IN MY EAR, copy and paste this to your profile If you think Night World Vampires are better than uh..Twilight ones, Copy and paste this to your profile (THE REDFERNS ARE DA BOMB!) If you want little kids to stop screaming about Twilight every 2 minutes, copy and paste this to your profile (they never shut up!) If you think RashelX Quinn is better than AliceXjasper, Copy and Paste this to your Profile (YEAH!) If you think HannahXThierry is better than RosalieXEmmett, Copy and paste this to your profile (HELL YEA!) 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I don't run on COFFEE...I run on MUSIC ║██║ Love vs. Sex A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit She ended up staying longer than As she walked along under the tall elm When she reached the alley, which was a However, halfway down the alley she She became uneasy and began to pray, Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness When she reached the end of the alley, The following day, she read in the Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and Thanking the Lord for her safety and to She felt she could recognize the man, so The police asked her if she would be She agreed and immediately pointed out When the man was told he had been The officer thanked Diane for her bravery She asked if they would ask the man one Diane was curious as to why he had not When the policeman asked him, he Amazingly, whether you believe or not, Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly Try Not To Cry: read this poem: mommy...johnny brought a gun to school he told his friends that it was cool and when he pulled the trigger back, it shot with a great, huge crack. mommy i was a good girl i did what i was told, i went to school, i got straight A's i even got the gold! when i went to school that day, i never said good bye. i'm sorry that i had to go, but mommy please dont cry, when johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another. And all because johnny got the gun from his brother. mommy, please daddy: that i love him very much, And please tell Zack my boyfriend that it wasnt just a crush. And tell my little sister; that she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; i'll be waiting for her now. And tell my wonderful friends; that they're always the best. mommy; i'm not the first, i'm not better than the rest. mommy tell my teachers; i wont show up for class, And never forget this, And please dont let this pass. mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one though deserves this. but mommy it's not fair i left without a kiss. And mommy tell the doctors i know they really did try. i think i even saw one doctors trying not to cry. mommy i'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, But mommy please remember i'm in heaven with the rest. when i heard that great big crack i ran as fast as i could, please listen to me if you would. i wanted to go to collage, i wanted to try things that were new. i guess i'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo. i wanted to get married i wanted to have kids. i wanted to be an actress, i really wanted to live. But mommy i must go now, the time is getting late. mommy, tell my Zack, i'm sorry to cancel the date. I love you mommy i always have, i know you know it's true. And mommy all i need to say is "mommy i love you" that always makes me sad... in memory of the cloumbine & virginia tech students who were lost: please if you would, dont smash this on the ground. if you pass this on, maybe people will cry, just keep this in your heart, for the people who didnt get to say 'goodbye' now you have two choices, 1) pass this on and show people you care, repost as 'try not to cry' 2) dont send it and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are... Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. Before you take the life of your baby, really consider all your options. Would you rather be fat for a while, or kill your child? If you're against abortion, re-post this Please, if you would, don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry. Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Goodbye". Now you have 2 choices; 1.) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try not to Cry" 2.) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are ... Her name was Auroura Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad If your against child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!! A poem I am passing on about child abuse, I hope you pass it on too. My name is Tiffany, I am three, My eyes are swollen, I cannot see, I must be stupid, I must be bad, What else could have made, My daddy so mad? I wish I were better, I wish I weren’t ugly, Then maybe my mommy, Would still want to hug me, I can’t do a wrong, I can’t speak at all, Or else im locked up, All day long, When im awake im all alone, The house is dark, My folks aren’t home, When my mommy does come home, I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll just get, One whipping tonight, I just heard a car, My daddy is back, From Charlie’s bar, I hear him curse, My name is called, I press myself, Against the wall, I try to hide, From his evil eyes, I’m so afraid now, I’m starting to cry, He finds me weeping, Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault, He suffers at work, He slaps and hits me, And yells at me more, I finally get free, And run to the door, He’s already locked it, And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me, Against the hard wall, I fall to the floor, With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues, With more bad words spoken, "I’m sorry!", I scream, But its now much to late, His face has been twisted, Into a unimaginable shape, The hurt and the pain, Again and again, O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops, and heads for the door, While I lay there motionless, Sprawled on the floor, My name is tiffany, I am three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me, And you can help to stop this for others. And if you read this and don’t pass it on I pray for your forgiveness because you would have to be One heartless person to not be effected By this poem and because you are effected, Do something about it! So all I ask you to do Is pass this on! If you are against child abuse. To let you know, I hate these things too. But this one freaked me out! O_O there were 3girls They were looking through peoples The girl slowly came upon this one It had creatures in the background and the man She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was. Right then, an instant message came up. It said: SatanStalker: So how do u like my XxLoVemExX: What?? XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?? SatanStalker: Well, you should know; XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro?? SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace. XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make SatanStalker: I just do. Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you. Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say. At the time the girl was wearing high She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me. SatanStalker: You should be afraid. SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you They were in shock. Her friend: Holy crap man just block him The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes SatanStalker: I am. SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really XxLoVemExX: What? My house? SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out. SatanStalker: Your screen name says SatanStalker has just signed off. The girl and her friend were really friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone. They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was She goes and knocks but no one said she opens it and finds her friend there on her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head. If you do not repost this in the next two one in your room, and one killing your parents at that Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going to die. FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." Friends: Bring you a tissue to dry your tears. Best Friends: Have a shovel ready to bury the asshole who did this to you. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! Girls Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--mine or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life I WANT A GUY... who would move the hair away from my eyes and then kiss me, hold my hand in line at the mall and make all the girls jealous. Someone who would sing to me at random moments. Who would let me sleep on his chest. A BOY who would get mad at someone if they called me UGLY or were mean to me. I want someone who would call me 3 times a day if he went away. Someone who would let me gossip to him and just smile and agree with everything I said. He would throw stuffed animals at me when I acted dumb and then KISS ME A MILLION TIMES. Someone who would make fun of me just to make me laugh. He would take me to the park and put his hands around my waist and give me big bearhugs all the time. He would tell all his friends about me and SMILE when he did. And we'd make out in the pouring rain. He would never be afraid to say "I love you" in front of his friends, and we'd argue about silly things and then make up. I want a boy who would kiss me at midnight on New Years and COUNT STARS with me. Who would stay home with me on a Friday night just to help me make dinner and watch movies together under the same blanket. Someone who would tell me I'm beauiful but not too often, who would make me laugh like NO ONE else could. But mostly, I want someone who would be my best friend and would never BREAK MY HEART -Jg Rox's story I want Find the Guy Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead who keeps your picture in his wallet, who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants, who holds your hand in front of all his friends, who thinks your beautiful without makeup one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER! PROUD MEMBER OF THE NERD HERD!(from the house of night series) If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you can read that please put it in your profile. Bad pick-up Line Come-backs Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together A Real Boyfriend Kiss her When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you Grab her and dont let go When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff Kiss her and tell her you love her When she's quiet Ask her whats wrong When she ignores you Give her your attention When she pulls away Pull her back When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful When you see her start crying Just hold her and dont say a word When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind When she's scared Protect her When she steals your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night When she teases you Tease her back and make her laugh When she doesn't answer for a long time reassure her that everything is okay When she looks at you with doubt Back yourself up When she says that she likes you SHE REALLY DOES MORE THAN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND! When she grabs at your hands Hold her's and play with her fingers When she bumps into you; bump into her back and make her laugh When she tells you a secret keep it safe and untold When she looks at you in your eyes dont look away until she does When she says it's over she still wants you to be hers When she reposts this bulletin she wants you to read it - Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything. - When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go - When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her - because 10 yrs later she'll remember you - Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her - Treat her like she's all that matters to you. - Stay up all night with her when she's sick. - Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid. - Give her the world. - Let her wear your clothes. - When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. - Let her know she's important. - Kiss her in the pouring rain. If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : Call you. Kiss you. Love you. Text you. Guys post as: "I'd be this Boyfriend." Girls post as: "A real Boyfriend." Did you know... |
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