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Do you have torture kink?

Then come on down to Ivan Braginski's torture kink chamber. We have cages, whips, chains, collars, and more! We deliver in our 1996 Chevy Impala.

Commonly asked questions: How did you know about my torture kink?

Well, the date was November 11, 2016. You were locked in a cage in my castle's chamber. You asked to leave, and in return, I asked you a question.

"DUDE. Let me out, man."

"Nyet~."

"DUDE. Come on. A commie bastard like you can't hold my greatness for long. Make it easier on yourself now and let me go."

"Nyet~."

"NOT COOL, dude. It's scary and it's dark and there's ghosts--"

"I have a question."

"Wat."

"Do you have a torture kink?"

"Y-yesImeanNo... B-BAKA!"

"I think you do. SO CUM ON DOWN TO IVAN BRAGINSKI'S TORTURE KINK CHAMBER." We have cages, whips, chains, collars, and more! We deliver in our 1996 Chevy Impala.

Commonly asked questions: How did you know about my torture kink?

Well, the date was November 11, 2016. You were locked in a cage in my castle's chamber. You asked to leave, and in return, I asked you a question.

"DUDE. Let me out, man."

"Nyet~."

"DUDE. Come on. A commie bastard like you can't hold my greatness for long. Make it easier on yourself now and let me go."

"Nyet~."

"NOT COOL, dude. It's scary and it's dark and there's ghosts--"

"I have a question."

"Wat."

"Do you have a torture kink?"

"Y-yesImeanNo... B-BAKA!"

"I think you do. SO CUM ON DOWN TO IVAN BRAGINSKI'S TORTURE KINK CHAMBER." We have cages, whips, chains, collars, and more! We deliver in our 1996 Chevy Impala.

Commonly asked questions: How did you know about my torture kink?

Well, the date was November 11, 2016. You were locked in a cage in my castle's chamber. You asked to leave, and in return, I asked you a question.

"DUDE. Let me out, man."

"Nyet~."

"DUDE. Come on. A commie bastard like you can't hold my greatness for long. Make it easier on yourself now and let me go."

"Nyet~."

"NOT COOL, dude. It's scary and it's dark and there's ghosts--"

"I have a question."

"Wat."

"Do you have a torture kink?"

"Y-yesImeanNo... B-BAKA!"

"I think you do. SO CUM ON DOWN TO IVAN BRAGINSKI'S TORTURE KINK CHAMBER." We have cages, whips, chains, collars, and more! We deliver in our 1996 Chevy Impala.

Commonly asked questions: How did you know about my torture kink?

Well, the date was November 11, 2016. You were locked in a cage in my castle's chamber. You asked to leave, and in return, I asked you a question.

"DUDE. Let me out, man."

"Nyet~."

"DUDE. Come on. A commie bastard like you can't hold my greatness for long. Make it easier on yourself now and let me go."

"Nyet~."

"NOT COOL, dude. It's scary and it's dark and there's ghosts--"

"I have a question."

"Wat."

"Do you have a torture kink?"

"Y-yesImeanNo... B-BAKA!"

"I think you do. SO CUM ON DOWN TO IVAN BRAGINSKI'S TORTURE KINK CHAMBER." We have cages, whips, chains, collars, and more! We deliver in our 1996 Chevy Impala.

Commonly asked questions: How did you know about my torture kink?

Well, the date was November 11, 2016. You were locked in a cage in my castle's chamber. You asked to leave, and in return, I asked you a question.

"DUDE. Let me out, man."

"Nyet~."

"DUDE. Come on. A commie bastard like you can't hold my greatness for long. Make it easier on yourself now and let me go."

"Nyet~."

"NOT COOL, dude. It's scary and it's dark and there's ghosts--"

"I have a question."

"Wat."

"Do you have a torture kink?"

"Y-yesImeanNo... B-BAKA!"

"I think you do. SO CUM ON DOWN TO IVAN BRAGINSKI'S TORTURE KINK CHAMBER." We have cages, whips, chains, collars, and more! We deliver in our 1996 Chevy Impala.

Commonly asked questions: How did you know about my torture kink?

Well, the date was November 11, 2016. You were locked in a cage in my castle's chamber. You asked to leave, and in return, I asked you a question.

"DUDE. Let me out, man."

"Nyet~."

"DUDE. Come on. A commie bastard like you can't hold my greatness for long. Make it easier on yourself now and let me go."

"Nyet~."

"NOT COOL, dude. It's scary and it's dark and there's ghosts--"

"I have a question."

"Wat."

"Do you have a torture kink?"

"Y-yesImeanNo... B-BAKA!"

"I think you do. SO CUM ON DOWN TO IVAN BRAGINSKI'S TORTURE KINK CHAMBER." We have cages, whips, chains, collars, and more! We deliver in our 1996 Chevy Impala.

Commonly asked questions: How did you know about my torture kink?

Well, the date was November 11, 2016. You were locked in a cage in my castle's chamber. You asked to leave, and in return, I asked you a question.

"DUDE. Let me out, man."

"Nyet~."

"DUDE. Come on. A commie bastard like you can't hold my greatness for long. Make it easier on yourself now and let me go."

"Nyet~."

"NOT COOL, dude. It's scary and it's dark and there's ghosts--"

"I have a question."

"Wat."

"Do you have a torture kink?"

"Y-yesImeanNo... B-BAKA!"

"I think you do. SO CUM ON DOWN TO IVAN BRAGINSKI'S TORTURE KINK CHAMBER." We have cages, whips, chains, collars, and more! We deliver in our 1996 Chevy Impala.

Commonly asked questions: How did you know about my torture kink?

Well, the date was November 11, 2016. You were locked in a cage in my castle's chamber. You asked to leave, and in return, I asked you a question.

"DUDE. Let me out, man."

"Nyet~."

"DUDE. Come on. A commie bastard like you can't hold my greatness for long. Make it easier on yourself now and let me go."

"Nyet~."

"NOT COOL, dude. It's scary and it's dark and there's ghosts--"

"I have a question."

"Wat."

"Do you have a torture kink?"

"Y-yesImeanNo... B-BAKA!"

"I think you do. SO CUM ON DOWN TO IVAN BRAGINSKI'S TORTURE KINK CHAMBER." We have cages, whips, chains, collars, and more! We deliver in our 1996 Chevy Impala.

Commonly asked questions: How did you know about my torture kink?

Well, the date was November 11, 2016. You were locked in a cage in my castle's chamber. You asked to leave, and in return, I asked you a question.

"DUDE. Let me out, man."

"Nyet~."

"DUDE. Come on. A commie bastard like you can't hold my greatness for long. Make it easier on yourself now and let me go."

"Nyet~."

"NOT COOL, dude. It's scary and it's dark and there's ghosts--"

"I have a question."

"Wat."

"Do you have a torture kink?"

"Y-yesImeanNo... B-BAKA!"

"I think you do. SO CUM ON DOWN TO IVAN BRAGINSKI'S TORTURE KINK CHAMBER." We have cages, whips, chains, collars, and more! We deliver in our 1996 Chevy Impala.

Commonly asked questions: How did you know about my torture kink?

Well, the date was November 11, 2016. You were locked in a cage in my castle's chamber. You asked to leave, and in return, I asked you a question.

"DUDE. Let me out, man."

"Nyet~."

"DUDE. Come on. A commie bastard like you can't hold my greatness for long. Make it easier on yourself now and let me go."

"Nyet~."

"NOT COOL, dude. It's scary and it's dark and there's ghosts--"

"I have a question."

"Wat."

"Do you have a torture kink?"

"Y-yesImeanNo... B-BAKA!"

"I think you do. SO CUM ON DOWN TO IVAN BRAGINSKI'S TORTURE KINK CHAMBER." We have cages, whips, chains, collars, and more! We deliver in our 1996 Chevy Impala.

Commonly asked questions: How did you know about my torture kink?

Well, the date was November 11, 2016. You were locked in a cage in my castle's chamber. You asked to leave, and in return, I asked you a question.

"DUDE. Let me out, man."

"Nyet~."

"DUDE. Come on. A commie bastard like you can't hold my greatness for long. Make it easier on yourself now and let me go."

"Nyet~."

"NOT COOL, dude. It's scary and it's dark and there's ghosts--"

"I have a question."

"Wat."

"Do you have a torture kink?"

"Y-yesImeanNo... B-BAKA!"

"I think you do. SO CUM ON DOWN TO IVAN BRAGINSKI'S TORTURE KINK CHAMBER." We have cages, whips, chains, collars, and more! We deliver in our 1996 Chevy Impala.

Commonly asked questions: How did you know about my torture kink?

Well, the date was November 11, 2016. You were locked in a cage in my castle's chamber. You asked to leave, and in return, I asked you a question.

"DUDE. Let me out, man."

"Nyet~."

"DUDE. Come on. A commie bastard like you can't hold my greatness for long. Make it easier on yourself now and let me go."

"Nyet~."

"NOT COOL, dude. It's scary and it's dark and there's ghosts--"

"I have a question."

"Wat."

"Do you have a torture kink?"

"Y-yesImeanNo... B-BAKA!"

"I think you do. SO CUM ON DOWN TO IVAN BRAGINSKI'S TORTURE KINK CHAMBER." We have cages, whips, chains, collars, and more! We deliver in our 1996 Chevy Impala.

Commonly asked questions: How did you know about my torture kink?

Well, the date was November 11, 2016. You were locked in a cage in my castle's chamber. You asked to leave, and in return, I asked you a question.

"DUDE. Let me out, man."

"Nyet~."

"DUDE. Come on. A commie bastard like you can't hold my greatness for long. Make it easier on yourself now and let me go."

"Nyet~."

"NOT COOL, dude. It's scary and it's dark and there's ghosts--"

"I have a question."

"Wat."

"Do you have a torture kink?"

"Y-yesImeanNo... B-BAKA!"

"I think you do. SO CUM ON DOWN TO IVAN BRAGINSKI'S TORTURE KINK CHAMBER." We have cages, whips, chains, collars, and more! We deliver in our 1996 Chevy Impala.

Commonly asked questions: How did you know about my torture kink?

Well, the date was November 11, 2016. You were locked in a cage in my castle's chamber. You asked to leave, and in return, I asked you a question.

"DUDE. Let me out, man."

"Nyet~."

"DUDE. Come on. A commie bastard like you can't hold my greatness for long. Make it easier on yourself now and let me go."

"Nyet~."

"NOT COOL, dude. It's scary and it's dark and there's ghosts--"

"I have a question."

"Wat."

"Do you have a torture kink?"

"Y-yesImeanNo... B-BAKA!"

"I think you do. SO CUM ON DOWN TO IVAN BRAGINSKI'S TORTURE KINK CHAMBER." We have cages, whips, chains, collars, and more! We deliver in our 1996 Chevy Impala.

Commonly asked questions: How did you know about my torture kink?

Well, the date was November 11, 2016. You were locked in a cage in my castle's chamber. You asked to leave, and in return, I asked you a question.

"DUDE. Let me out, man."

"Nyet~."

"DUDE. Come on. A commie bastard like you can't hold my greatness for long. Make it easier on yourself now and let me go."

"Nyet~."

"NOT COOL, dude. It's scary and it's dark and there's ghosts--"

"I have a question."

"Wat."

"Do you have a torture kink?"

"Y-yesImeanNo... B-BAKA!"

"I think you do. SO CUM ON DOWN TO IVAN BRAGINSKI'S TORTURE KINK CHAMBER." We have cages, whips, chains, collars, and more! We deliver in our 1996 Chevy Impala.

Commonly asked questions: How did you know about my torture kink?

Well, the date was November 11, 2016. You were locked in a cage in my castle's chamber. You asked to leave, and in return, I asked you a question.

"DUDE. Let me out, man."

"Nyet~."

"DUDE. Come on. A commie bastard like you can't hold my greatness for long. Make it easier on yourself now and let me go."

"Nyet~."

"NOT COOL, dude. It's scary and it's dark and there's ghosts--"

"I have a question."

"Wat."

"Do you have a torture kink?"

"Y-yesImeanNo... B-BAKA!"

"I think you do. SO CUM ON DOWN TO IVAN BRAGINSKI'S TORTURE KINK CHAMBER."We have cages, whips, chains, collars, and more! We deliver in our 1996 Chevy Impala.

Commonly asked questions: How did you know about my torture kink?

Well, the date was November 11, 2016. You were locked in a cage in my castle's chamber. You asked to leave, and in return, I asked you a question.

"DUDE. Let me out, man."

"Nyet~."

"DUDE. Come on. A commie bastard like you can't hold my greatness for long. Make it easier on yourself now and let me go."

"Nyet~."

"NOT COOL, dude. It's scary and it's dark and there's ghosts--"

"I have a question."

"Wat."

"Do you have a torture kink?"

"Y-yesImeanNo... B-BAKA!"

"I think you do. SO CUM ON DOWN TO IVAN BRAGINSKI'S TORTURE KINK CHAMBER." We have cages, whips, chains, collars, and more! We deliver in our 1996 Chevy Impala.

Commonly asked questions: How did you know about my torture kink?

Well, the date was November 11, 2016. You were locked in a cage in my castle's chamber. You asked to leave, and in return, I asked you a question.

"DUDE. Let me out, man."

"Nyet~."

"DUDE. Come on. A commie bastard like you can't hold my greatness for long. Make it easier on yourself now and let me go."

"Nyet~."

"NOT COOL, dude. It's scary and it's dark and there's ghosts--"

"I have a question."

"Wat."

"Do you have a torture kink?"

"Y-yesImeanNo... B-BAKA!"

"I think you do. SO CUM ON DOWN TO IVAN BRAGINSKI'S TORTURE KINK CHAMBER." We have cages, whips, chains, collars, and more! We deliver in our 1996 Chevy Impala.

Commonly asked questions: How did you know about my torture kink?

Well, the date was November 11, 2016. You were locked in a cage in my castle's chamber. You asked to leave, and in return, I asked you a question.

"DUDE. Let me out, man."

"Nyet~."

"DUDE. Come on. A commie bastard like you can't hold my greatness for long. Make it easier on yourself now and let me go."

"Nyet~."

"NOT COOL, dude. It's scary and it's dark and there's ghosts--"

"I have a question."

"Wat."

"Do you have a torture kink?"

"Y-yesImeanNo... B-BAKA!"

"I think you do. SO CUM ON DOWN TO IVAN BRAGINSKI'S TORTURE KINK CHAMBER." We have cages, whips, chains, collars, and more! We deliver in our 1996 Chevy Impala.

Commonly asked questions: How did you know about my torture kink?

Well, the date was November 11, 2016. You were locked in a cage in my castle's chamber. You asked to leave, and in return, I asked you a question.

"DUDE. Let me out, man."

"Nyet~."

"DUDE. Come on. A commie bastard like you can't hold my greatness for long. Make it easier on yourself now and let me go."

"Nyet~."

"NOT COOL, dude. It's scary and it's dark and there's ghosts--"

"I have a question."

"Wat."

"Do you have a torture kink?"

"Y-yesImeanNo... B-BAKA!"

"I think you do. SO CUM ON DOWN TO IVAN BRAGINSKI'S TORTURE KINK CHAMBER." We have cages, whips, chains, collars, and more! We deliver in our 1996 Chevy Impala.

Commonly asked questions: How did you know about my torture kink?

Well, the date was November 11, 2016. You were locked in a cage in my castle's chamber. You asked to leave, and in return, I asked you a question.

"DUDE. Let me out, man."

"Nyet~."

"DUDE. Come on. A commie bastard like you can't hold my greatness for long. Make it easier on yourself now and let me go."

"Nyet~."

"NOT COOL, dude. It's scary and it's dark and there's ghosts--"

"I have a question."

"Wat."

"Do you have a torture kink?"

"Y-yesImeanNo... B-BAKA!"

"I think you do. SO CUM ON DOWN TO IVAN BRAGINSKI'S TORTURE KINK CHAMBER."We have cages, whips, chains, collars, and more! We deliver in our 1996 Chevy Impala.

Commonly asked questions: How did you know about my torture kink?

Well, the date was November 11, 2016. You were locked in a cage in my castle's chamber. You asked to leave, and in return, I asked you a question.

"DUDE. Let me out, man."

"Nyet~."

"DUDE. Come on. A commie bastard like you can't hold my greatness for long. Make it easier on yourself now and let me go."

"Nyet~."

"NOT COOL, dude. It's scary and it's dark and there's ghosts--"

"I have a question."

"Wat."

"Do you have a torture kink?"

"Y-yesImeanNo... B-BAKA!"

"I think you do. SO CUM ON DOWN TO IVAN BRAGINSKI'S TORTURE KINK CHAMBER." We have cages, whips, chains, collars, and more! We deliver in our 1996 Chevy Impala.

Commonly asked questions: How did you know about my torture kink?

Well, the date was November 11, 2016. You were locked in a cage in my castle's chamber. You asked to leave, and in return, I asked you a question.

"DUDE. Let me out, man."

"Nyet~."

"DUDE. Come on. A commie bastard like you can't hold my greatness for long. Make it easier on yourself now and let me go."

"Nyet~."

"NOT COOL, dude. It's scary and it's dark and there's ghosts--"

"I have a question."

"Wat."

"Do you have a torture kink?"

"Y-yesImeanNo... B-BAKA!"

"I think you do. SO CUM ON DOWN TO IVAN BRAGINSKI'S TORTURE KINK CHAMBER."

Alfred's Turn reviews
Ivan Braginsky smiled. "Does Alfred have a torture kink?"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/12/2016 - America, Russia - Complete