PLEDGE: I, EmperorEnigma, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, their age, or anything else. I have joined the review revolution (Calling all fan fiction writers who feel the same way: copy and paste in your profile, too)

Age: Not telling really, but I am in highschool.

Sanity: Nearly none. I like to think I have a few brain cells, thank you very much. I decided to keep my profile true to my personality. I am very much unorganized. I don't cuss as much as some people, but the language is there. I also rant a lot.

What I read: I read dark and romance fanfiction.

What I write: Insane characters. I like getting inside their head. I like original characters.

WARNING READ AT YOUR OWN SANITY(May contain cursing and other shi-crap)

I don't own any of the fandoms which I write in. I own my own original characters and shit like that. I write disturbing shit. Constantly. I prefer to call myself the George R.R. Martin of fanfiction, except you know, I actually like fanfiction and I am a hundred times less talented. I wouldn't know, I don't watch Game Of Thrones, nor have I read the books.

None of my things are super-canon and they usually go waaaay off track.

I heard that he hates fanfiction, by the way. lol.

Favorite Youtubers: Onision, Shane Dawson, Pewdiepie, Swoozie, Kpopp (Kelly Kpopp), and Jacksepticeye.

Honestly, I've been getting bored of Pewdiepie's gameplay. He's still a funny dude, just not as much as before. I do prefer Jacksepticeye because he actually takes the game seriously. Obviously not too seriously, but he doesn't add a bunch of random shit that he calls "editing". I go to Pewdiepie for entertainment, not to have a seizure.

People should stop hating on Onision, seriously. I tend to have very thin skin, but apparently most people have paper thin skin. I must look like metal or something. I really don't know. He has warnings on his videos for a reason and he literally tries to get you to hate him. Onision calls it like it is. Plus, he's friends with Nadine (Edit: She's a vegan now. I'm happy for her, but then I'm just, I hope she doesn't become a crazy bitch) and Makemebad32(?). They're meateaters if you didn't know. So he isn't a vegetarian-extremist like a lot of people state.

Kpopp is an underrated gamer whose sense of humor is completely obscene. That's why I love her. She does a lot of sims videos. I stopped watching her newer sims 4 videos, because sims 4 is the worst thing to come into existence. I'm exaggerating, but it's pretty bad compared to the first three. I definitely didn't waste sixty dollars on it.

Favorite Bands: Evanescence (Always), I'm starting to get into my Chemical Romance. I don't listen to as many bands.

Favorite Musical Artists:

Favorite Music Genre: Instrumental. I love to write to music soundtracks. It just helps me come up with epic battle scenes.

I hate most people. If aliens were to abduct everyone but me and a select few people, I'd probably throw a part with those select-few people and die happy. Society is just a bunch of castrated dicks. Online people are either really awesome or just a dumbass jerk.

Most people think I'm a guy from the way I type and the things I write. What guys do you know read yaoi on a daily basis (not including gay guys)? I am one-hundred percent girl!

I have ADD if you can't tell btw. I don't plan to edit this at all to make it neat. This is just an expression for who I am. Believe it or not, I am one of those firm believers in opinions. If you don't like gays, that's cool, but respect humans as a whole, and don't lay your hands on them or mentally torture them. If you don't like black people, that's cool as well. Same thing with disliking gay people. If you're a woman and you like serving people or just being that supportive wife that stays at home and takes care of the kids, that's cool as well. I feel like our society today has just slowly tried to conform everyone into one whole being under the guise of wanting to be different and that it's okay to be different.

It's stupid.

I'm not against veganism or vegetarianism, I respect your life choices just as you should respect mine. I prefer to eat meat. My question is, what makes you think that if I don't care about humans, why would I care about animals? I don't like living things. I am going to be perfectly honest with you, I don't care if I live or die. I am going to die anyway. It's inevitable. If an asteroid were to crash into my house would I mind? No, I'd be dead.

I write most things on paper not because I want to. I get grounded a lot. I still with my parents so that enables them to do whatever they want. One of ex-friends told me to just "Leave". And I'm like, "bitch where?" I can't go live in fucking Maryland with my father. No, I live in (insert state), as does the rest of my family. I have enough common sense to not leave. I have not graduated highschool, but I am in it. You can pick and choose my age, but I don't really give a fuck.

Despite my age and totally ridiculous profile, I am actually a pretty mature person. I consider myself to be very open-minded. If you want to have a legit conversation with me, all you got to do is PM me. I'm more rational when privately talking to you.