hiya there i'm Mercory. you can call me Merc, Cory, Machete, Kyle or Love. Hell you can even call me Runt XD

I don't really know what to say about myself, so if you want to know something, just PM me!!! =]

Oh and a secret:(i love good reviews with crit . XP)

Post this
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On your page
if you are a
† Mello fan †

"I will be the best! I don't care what it takes. I'll beat Near by any means necessary."
~Mello

"Oh i don't think i could stand a would without light!"
"Yes, it would be very dark."
~ Misa and L

"Don't hold me up now, i can stand my own ground, I don't need your help now You won't let me down."
~"Prayer of a Refugee" Rise Against

Light
You have a big aim in life
xYou hate to lose
x You feel that your eyes change colors with your behavior
You are obsessed.
xYour intelligence is superior in comparison with another person’s.
You don’t mind hurting others as long it helps you to get to your aims.
You have talent to seduce the opposite gender.

Total: 3
L
x You love candy.
xYou don’t care about how you look.
xYou walk/sit curved.
xYou are a genius.
xYou have dark circles around your eyes.
xYou are thin no matter what you eat.
You don’t have many friends and you are a total failure at love.

Total: 6

Misa
You love someone blindly.
You would do everything for that ‘someone’.
You dress in a very peculiar way.
You can’t tell when people are joking around with you.
You can’t handle alcohol very well.
You are very jealous.
xYou can make people do what they don’t want to do.

Total: 1

Mello
x You love chocolate.
x you were confused at least for once with the opposite gender.
x You always dress dark and tight clothes.
x You are always second.
x You have a burn/scar on your face.
x You are very intelligent, but sometimes you make mistakes.
x Near creeps you out a little bit.

Total: 7

Matt
xYou are always playing video games.
xYou smoke.(Sometimes)

xYou wear streaky shirts.
x You would do anything for your friends.
xYou use glasses that look like goggles.
xYou are always relaxed.
xYou are very affectionate to your best friend.

Total: 7

Near

You are patient to the limit.
You always win.
x You have Peter Pan syndrome.
You love to wear pajamas.
x You are very intelligent.
You have a lot of abilities using your hands.
x Your hair is of a weird color.

Total: 3

Mikami
You believe in a god.
You search for justice everywhere.
You use glasses.
You are/want to be a lawyer.
You don’t care about following orders as long as it’s for justice’s sake.
You support Kira unconditionally.
All your life is perfectly planned.

Total: 0

Ryuk
x You love apples.
x You are bored.
You think that humans are… INTERESTING!.
x You laugh in a weird way…
You don’t let your feelings lead you.
When there’s an argument, you never take one of the sides.
x You are a little bit crazy and weird.

Total: 4

Matsuda
x Some people think that you are an idiot.
x You always see someone’s good side.
You know someone who is an example for you.
You don’t think Kira is either good or evil.

You talk about a love life that you don’t have.

x You do stupid things that sometimes are good to the ones around you.
xYou are pretty, but old.

Total: 4

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like coming up with random nicknames for people, copy and paste onto your profile.

If you are extremely hyper and weird by definition, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a 'WATCH YOUR STEP' sign, copy and paste this onto your profile
(yes but i tripped over THE SIGN)

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, and laugh you ass of at all the people who waste their time trying to figure out how you did it. If you agree, C&P this into your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, C&P this into your profile D:!!

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever misspelled the word "a" (i.e. "ehe") C&P this into your profile.

If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob (Curse you all for giving us false snow day hope!)

If you are the type of person who gets hit by parked cars, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Near needs to get run over by a bus sometime in the manga/anime copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are a yaoi fangirl, copy this onto your profile.
(What about us fanboys!?)

-If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're fully aware that you're an arrogant bitch and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.(bastard actually XD)

if you are or have ever been in love with a fictional character copy and paste this into our profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste into your profile.

If you would wear a button that says "Fuck off, I'm reading Yaoi" with pride, copy and paste this to your profile.

If You Have Stared At Someone For A Few Minutes Then Said "You Bug Me To No End!"

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If your favorite characters always end up dying some horrible death, copy and paste this into your profile. (cough Mello cough)

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace/Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

If you think that Matt and Mello should have mad passionate sex copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to laugh evilly like Light Yagami, copy and paste this to your profile!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points of the day... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile

21 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Dont use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital, And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. Loving the Red Wings and loving Ryan Miller! Also hating Crosby!

21. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity ...

Send This In An E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile!

A Guide to Proper Elevator Behavior

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, how's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" - THEN ENFORCE IT!

And another few things about me:

I like intelligent conversation.

Also, i may act a little stupid, but I'm not, so don't treat me like I'm retarded. I hate it so if you do, I will hold a grudge against you thats the size of Russia.(XD i say Russia cuz i has a little Russian in me)

Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young...
There were only 150 Pokemon. Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist.The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. If you were, copy and paste then write your name. Catemonster, Angel Dumott Schunard Collins,Dumott Schunard, sundrynotes, Hoiki, Puppy Death Glare, Kit-Kat Punk-lover, orochimarusbadgirl, ShinigamiMailJeevas, Mercory

My Stories

Home
Summary:Matt, Mello, Near and some close family friends go on a road trip to find a new home. Trouble creeps in and Romance blooms.

Still Working It

Notes: Based on a real trip I took. Kinda. Lol Only some of these things happened. The rest you can just leave to my peachy little mind XD I think it sucks though sadly. no comments or anything T.T made me kinda sad. I worked pretty hard on it.

Rock Candy
Summary: Matt dreaded the question. Now he's stuck. What now?

Completed

Notes: a SONG

First and Last
Summary: When Mello and Soichiro meet for the first and Last time. Mello reminisces his first kill.

Completed

Notes: A story idea Miharu is Haruka's LoveChild let me have. It's my best so far. =D

Carnival Days
Summary: The Carnival is in town and it's Matt's chance to try get the love of his life, but can he? Or will some Goth wierdo take hold of his angels heart?

Still Working It

Notes: I blame my head...

Snuff
Summary:Mello left, Matt's on his own. What happens when they meet again, but nothing is the same anymore? They both live the life of stars, shining down on socially awkward kids. Love took place once, it can't take place once again. Or could it...

Still Working it

Notes: I've already written this before, but i erased it in shame because of the many mistakes in it. Luckily, I found the old files for it, so expect to see it again soon, but 10x's better! =D

Ideas I Want To Do

Cast Me out: I'm Sorry
Summary: Matt was addicted, Mello finds out. Matt promised he wouldn't anymore. But one day, at a Circus carnival, Matt screws up. He thought one small shot would be enough. It was too much. Character deaths.

Expected to be posted: April 2011

Notes: Idea came from Miharu. I can't pass this one up, will be posted soon, I can guarantee that!

Crack on Steroids
10 one-shot, Crack filled stories. This ought to be good.=]

Notes: Don't try any of this at home kids! And remember drinking is bad for you!
XD SERIOUSLY!

More to come!!!!!!!

-Mercory