In which Mabel tries to prove that Bill is an isosceles monster, and not equallateral. "Catch that triangle! " "Ack! Leave me alone, you're crazier than I am!" Possibly by chasing him with a yard stick screaming about finding the area of a triangle.

It was there. Watching. Always watching. A being more supreme than ever conceived before. Yet it sat right there in front of him. Waiting. Watching. It never made a move, yet it he was sure it would if he looked away. So he stared, and it stared right back at him. Bill has an intense experience with a fruit. "Not just any fruit! An evil fruit! Look at it. It's so... Orange!"

Today was just not Bill Cipher's day. What started out as another ploy for revenge had somehow landed him stuck in the middle of playing tea-party along with a slightly insane Shooting Star, along with her brother, a pig, and a stuffed bear-puppet he swore was out to get him. Wait. Did it just move! Yes, today was most definitely not his day. No pairings, implied Stan Twin theory.